It has come to my glorious attention that someone is impersonating me, Breakroom, the everlasting 4chan world champion, six time Home Run Hall of Fame winner, inaugural NAACP tokemiester, seven times heavyweight champion of the world, eight time scissor lift driftmaster, four time shopping cart joust champion, and infinite other accolades (you) will never receive. There is only one possible solution.
Mods, ban everyone but me, glorious me. Order up.