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What are the funniest 9/11 conspiracies you read/heard?

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 22:35:42 No.22295737 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22295738 >>22295740 >>22295746 >>22296294 >>22296521 >>22296748

>All people working in the Twin Towers of Jewish background took their day off or were sick and at home prior to 9/11

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 22:40:44 No.22295738 Report

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>>22295737
A bunch of Saudis commanded by a towel head living in a cave hijacked 2 planes and destroyed 3 towers. The airplane black boxes were never retrieved but they found the passports intact. Then America invaded Iraq. Pretty funny

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 22:42:55 No.22295739 Report

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>>22295738
don't forget the smart nigger (he's smart because he has glasses) showing a flask of piss in front of the united nations pretending it was anthrax and that saddam had weapons of mass destruction

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 22:44:27 No.22295740 Report

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>>22295737
that high quality steel becomes structurally weak at temperatures jet fuel burns at

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 22:47:11 No.22295741 Report

Quoted By: >>22297269

isnt it confirmed there were some shady insurance shenanigans fairly close to the event and that the cleanup was weirdly arranged?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 22:47:24 No.22295742 Report

Quoted By: >>22295842

If this happened in Turkey the entire military would coup so hard Ankara would shake and the whole government, their families, and their cats and dogs would be put up against the wall and shot.

But in US it was just another tollerable scandal.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 22:53:17 No.22295743 Report

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what year is it, 2016? you can easily deboonk this using your ai chatbot of choice, then again you're a low iq muzzie so

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 23:49:29 No.22295744 Report

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>>22295743
stop seething

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 23:50:56 No.22295745 Report

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>>22295744
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https://www.911memorial.org/visit/memorial/names-911-memorial

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 23:55:18 No.22295746 Report

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>>22295737
>jet fuel cant melt steal beams

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Anonymous Mon 10 Mar 2025 23:57:59 No.22295747 Report

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>>22295740
they do.....all steel or metal does, it becomes spagetti.

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Anonymous ID:zMT+Qe2b Tue 11 Mar 2025 00:27:15 No.22295842 Report

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>>22295742
This

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:eP8SJTmP Tue 11 Mar 2025 00:35:39 No.22295884 Report

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That the British organised it.

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Anonymous ID:rS8Y5cTl Tue 11 Mar 2025 00:39:48 No.22295906 Report

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>>22295884
Under ASIOs orders to help fulfill orders from The Provincial IRA

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Anonymous ID:gOHbZXcM Tue 11 Mar 2025 02:35:22 No.22296294 Report

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Anonymous ID:D3JiIauo Tue 11 Mar 2025 03:38:21 No.22296521 Report

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>>22295737 >>22295884
It's not funny. I was the real target but they failed. I'm in the 28 pages you will never read. I flew out of jfk a week earlier than my assasins, they found out I wasn't on the plane after they hijacked it and got pissed they wasted their chance so i guess they ran into buildings instead.

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Anonymous ID:blOkmavj Tue 11 Mar 2025 05:18:45 No.22296748 Report

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>>22295737
What's funny about that?

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:QMdi+zO3 Tue 11 Mar 2025 05:22:06 No.22296759 Report

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>>22296521
Cool story bro! Tell another one!

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Anonymous ID:blOkmavj Tue 11 Mar 2025 05:23:43 No.22296763 Report

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>>22295740
There was molten metal flowing around zero for months and even years after 9/11. It was well documented at the time. Doors jet fuel burn for years?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:blOkmavj Tue 11 Mar 2025 05:25:36 No.22296765 Report

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>>22296763
*does jet fuel
*around ground zero
Autocorrect shenanigans.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oEJyofsO Tue 11 Mar 2025 10:22:59 No.22297269 Report

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>>22295741
I heard about something like that, as well.
The one I'd read (albeit on here), was that some Jew had renewed the policy on the WTC right before it was hit. Which wasn't proven, and doesn't mean much even if it was. Plus there's the insane amount of insurance that would be tied up in various things surrounding the event regardless of any of that.

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