Ooo! Are we abusing each other? Fuck yes!
Fuck off with your Yankee Doodle burger bullshit. How about you fucken suck on my McKnob? Spastic anal fissure of a mentally decrepit Peter Pan that you are. I bet your parents cry themselves to sleep at the thought of what they've unleashed on the world. You'd only be threatening to school children, if only you ever left the house to put them in danger. The nurses at your local hospital call you Voldemort. Because the last time you were under anaesthetic, they looked at your dick under the gown and saw a shrivelled, pale monster that they just knew was out to get a special little boy. I bet your bedroom smells like cheeto dust and broken dreams.
Okay your turn. Hit me with it.
