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Anonymous ID:WbanwUVT Sat 15 Mar 2025 00:38:33 No.22318218 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22318240

instant coffee time
i'm gonna turn into this fag about 1 year from now >>22313272

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Anonymous ID:W9AXgTeb Sat 15 Mar 2025 00:42:36 No.22318240 Report

Quoted By: >>22318284

>>22318218
Can you at least be entertaining and engage with the fucking board instead off being a boring fucking loser like >>22313272

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Anonymous ID:WbanwUVT Sat 15 Mar 2025 00:50:24 No.22318284 Report

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>>22318240
i try to, but somehow it seems to kill threads faster
it goes best to reply sparingly, i've found
like wait 6-10 replies before sending a new one, regardless of your impulses

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZIRYOW6R Sat 15 Mar 2025 00:51:25 No.22318290 Report

Quoted By: >>22318341 >>22318347

>be d*sc*rd user
>wake up
>throat still feels a little sore from last night's ironic gay blowjob
>think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat as I lick a patch of dried cum from my lips
>roll out of bed onto the floor, accidentally landing my ass onto a dildo pointing up
>giggle like a little japanese school girl as I unplug the dildo from my gaping rectum
>make my way to my epic gaming pc as I push past the numerous other dildos littering the floor
>open up d*sc*rd
>type a quick message to my d*sc*rd server
>"hello boys teehee ;)"
>chuckle as my d*sc*rd friends start ironically posting their shaved legs and asses in striped thigh high socks and shimapan panties
>open up 4chan and begin desperately spamming my d*sc*rd link across /bant/, /qa/, /b/, /lgbt/, and /r9k/
>suddenly the doorbell rings.
>it's ituckfraps69, a mod on my d*sc*rd
>immediately start tearing his pants off
>"Ahn!~ My boi pusse is twitching so hard, mister! Please put your pulsating bull cock in me until you fill my ass with your hote cumme kudasai :33"
>ironically pounds my ass until completion
>giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole
>curl up in his arms and fall asleep
An average day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WbanwUVT Sat 15 Mar 2025 01:02:01 No.22318341 Report

Quoted By: >>22318357

>>22318290
>think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat
oral sex should be fine & delicate
pounding is for the pussy, or ass if you're gay
it's more enjoyable for both parties that way
i can't believe how twisted up people are sometimes, man
if we're gonna be hedonist sodomites, atleast fucking think for yourself and do it properly

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Anonymous ID:WbanwUVT Sat 15 Mar 2025 01:03:44 No.22318347 Report

Quoted By: >>22318357

>>22318290
pretty good writing, though, ty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZIRYOW6R Sat 15 Mar 2025 01:06:59 No.22318357 Report

Quoted By: >>22318373

>>22318341
>>22318347
it’s a cautionary tale my friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WbanwUVT Sat 15 Mar 2025 01:10:09 No.22318373 Report

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>>22318357
i don't see a way out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WbanwUVT Sat 15 Mar 2025 01:11:34 No.22318378 Report

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gotta MAKE a way out, i suppose
but don't worry, i don't live this way "ironically", i'm not in denial

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