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>be me a few years ago
>severely autistic and socially awkward, into edgy humor
>meet chub qt on hinge
>make small talk, plan to meet
>she likes jokes and pranks, plan to do a harmless prank on her
>we go to a restaurant, i start doing my own retarded version of the knock knock banana joke
>"knock knock. whos there? banana. banana who? just banana"
>repeat this several times throughout the date, she gets annoyed i think
>waiter gives me the bill, i give them my card, decide to do one final banana joke
>"knock knock"
>"whos there?"
>"orange"
>"orange who?"
>"orange you glad i didn't rape you?"
>she laughs nervously, says she has to use the bathroom
>waiter comes back 10 minutes later with three other workers, tells me she called them from the bathroom and didn't feel safe leaving with me
>they force me to wait 20 minutes after she leaves
happen in your cunt?
>severely autistic and socially awkward, into edgy humor
>meet chub qt on hinge
>make small talk, plan to meet
>she likes jokes and pranks, plan to do a harmless prank on her
>we go to a restaurant, i start doing my own retarded version of the knock knock banana joke
>"knock knock. whos there? banana. banana who? just banana"
>repeat this several times throughout the date, she gets annoyed i think
>waiter gives me the bill, i give them my card, decide to do one final banana joke
>"knock knock"
>"whos there?"
>"orange"
>"orange who?"
>"orange you glad i didn't rape you?"
>she laughs nervously, says she has to use the bathroom
>waiter comes back 10 minutes later with three other workers, tells me she called them from the bathroom and didn't feel safe leaving with me
>they force me to wait 20 minutes after she leaves
happen in your cunt?
