>>2235370611:00 am: Get up
11:01 am: Bewail my fate
11:06 am: Shit
11:25 am: Eat Cocopuffs and a wedge of bleu cheese
11:30 am: Shit again
12:10 pm: Write yet another letter to Mandy Moore explaining how I would be the perfect husband.
12:20 pm: Shit
12:30 pm: Mix a 12 oz can of sugar free Red Bull and 4 Fruit by the Foit into a tumbler and set aside
1:00 pm: Jerk off
1:03 pm: Shit
2:00 pm: Check my email
2:20 pm: Watch Dragonball in Spanish to learn the language
2:25 pm: Fuck that wetback gibberish-Jerk off again.
2:33 pm: Take a nap
4:00 pm: Wake up
4:03 pm: Shit
4:10 pm: Drink my Bull by the Foot
4:20 pm: Pray to Hitler for another good shit
4:22 pm: Shit
4:30 pm: Watch Mandy Moore music videos
5:00 pm: Make and egg and rhubarb scramble
5:30 pm: Shit
6:00 pm: Cry in the shower/jerk off
7:00 pm: Watch a movie while snacking on freeze dried lemon and sardines
9:00 pm: Practice playing the zither
9:03 pm: Give up
9:20 pm: Read Frasier fan fiction
11:00 pm: Shit
11:07 pm: Jerk off
11:12 pm: Go to sleep