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>*pans in to TV screen*
>camera shows a balding white man in glasses struggling to remain composed
>*sobs* "T-this just in, George Floyd's BBC has been stolen from the British Museum!"
>*record scratch* *freeze frame* *pan to sislock holmes seething in rage at the TV* >"NOOOOOOO!"
All around me are familiar faces
>Sislock, who do you think stole George Floyd's irreplacable BBC?
>They nearly step on a note on the ground
Worn out places
>*zoom in on note*
>"If I do not receive a Volodymyr Zelensky funko pop within 30 days" >"Then George Floyd's BBC will be ground down into melanin pills"
>"- Professor Moriarty"
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>sislock, should we let him?
>imagine all the orgasms that white girls and sissies could have from those melanin pills
>*pan to sislock* ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT, slutson. this BBC is worth more than every whitey put together THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*sislock and slutson sneaking into the hermitage museum*
>"Putler stole the zelensky funko pop during the bucha massacre"
>*cut to sislock carefully removing the pop from its case*
>cut to alarms blaring and sislock and slutson being pursued by russian cops
BWEEEEEW
>slutson gunning down russian cops with george floyd's glock
BWEEEEEW
>*slutson throwing a pozzed sperm grenade at some spetsnaz* BWEEEEEW
>cut to russians defeated
>cut to sislock exchanging the pop for floyd's BBC
>"actually, sislock, I think I'll keep both"
>moriarty flies off in his chopper
>slow clapping sound as a MiG-29 appears on the horizon
>slutson: Oh my Fauci, the Ghost of Kyiv is here to save the day!
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*
>slutson walks in "oh my science"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*
>Chud "based!"
>this summer is going to be!
>*cut to the george floyd monument in london* >BREATHTAKING
>SISLOCK HOLMES AND THE BREATHTAKING BBC >Rated PG 13
>camera shows a balding white man in glasses struggling to remain composed
>*sobs* "T-this just in, George Floyd's BBC has been stolen from the British Museum!"
>*record scratch* *freeze frame* *pan to sislock holmes seething in rage at the TV* >"NOOOOOOO!"
All around me are familiar faces
>Sislock, who do you think stole George Floyd's irreplacable BBC?
>They nearly step on a note on the ground
Worn out places
>*zoom in on note*
>"If I do not receive a Volodymyr Zelensky funko pop within 30 days" >"Then George Floyd's BBC will be ground down into melanin pills"
>"- Professor Moriarty"
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>sislock, should we let him?
>imagine all the orgasms that white girls and sissies could have from those melanin pills
>*pan to sislock* ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT, slutson. this BBC is worth more than every whitey put together THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*sislock and slutson sneaking into the hermitage museum*
>"Putler stole the zelensky funko pop during the bucha massacre"
>*cut to sislock carefully removing the pop from its case*
>cut to alarms blaring and sislock and slutson being pursued by russian cops
BWEEEEEW
>slutson gunning down russian cops with george floyd's glock
BWEEEEEW
>*slutson throwing a pozzed sperm grenade at some spetsnaz* BWEEEEEW
>cut to russians defeated
>cut to sislock exchanging the pop for floyd's BBC
>"actually, sislock, I think I'll keep both"
>moriarty flies off in his chopper
>slow clapping sound as a MiG-29 appears on the horizon
>slutson: Oh my Fauci, the Ghost of Kyiv is here to save the day!
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*
>slutson walks in "oh my science"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*
>Chud "based!"
>this summer is going to be!
>*cut to the george floyd monument in london* >BREATHTAKING
>SISLOCK HOLMES AND THE BREATHTAKING BBC >Rated PG 13
