>Why do american clap when ___? (Plane lands, Movie ends, Etc.)

Movie:
its not actual clapping, its the sound of fat assholes eating popcorn at the speed of sound, you don't hear it during the movie because its drowned out

Plane landing:
Because it didn't crash under the weight of average Americans, we are happy because Tom's 15th burger during this one hour flight didn't cause us to careen into the grand canyon

>Why do Americans Tip?

Because if we tip right and come back later, they'll give us better and more food!!


It all comes down to us being fat fucks, why don't Euro's just realize Shart in Mart isn't a joke but a Reality?