Alright /pol/, I need your advice. This isn’t a joke. This isn’t a troll post. This is real.

I want to ask out Pan Piano on a real-life, actual date. Not some parasocial fantasy nonsense. A real, face-to-face, hand-holding, food-sharing, fireworks-watching date.

Let me be clear: I am not delusional. I understand she is a high-tier, goddess-level pianist with an aura of untouchable mystery. I understand that thousands—no, millions—of men lust after her every time she drops a new video in a cosplay outfit so tight it could bend space-time. But here’s the thing: none of them have the courage to actually make a move.

I, however, am different. I have watched every video. I understand her piano technique. I recognize the subtle passion in her keystrokes, the precision of her wrist movement, the way she leans into emotional climaxes in each song. This is a woman of sophistication, culture, and refined taste. If I can just get one chance—one evening—to prove myself as a worthy suitor, I know she will see me as more than just another viewer.

The problem? I have no idea how to ask her out. This is where I need your help.

Do I:
1. Send her a heartfelt email praising her music and casually suggest meeting up? (Too needy?)
2. Make a viral video of me playing piano in cosplay as a grand romantic gesture? (Would that impress or creep her out?)
3. Super chat her during a livestream and propose a meeting in a smooth, charismatic way? (Is this even possible?)

I need a strategy that shows confidence but not desperation. That demonstrates class but not arrogance. That makes her curious enough to say, “Yes, I will meet this man.”

I am dead serious about this. I am ready to change my life for this. But I refuse to simp. I am not a paypig. I am a man with a vision.

What’s the best move here, /pol/? Give me real advice. I’m playing to win.