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Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:11:29 No.22405270 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22405271 >>22405272 >>22405276 >>22405277 >>22405278 >>22405281 >>22405283 >>22405285 >>22405286 >>22405287 >>22405491

>there are millions of these parasites inside my balls right now, having a mind of their own and everything
>they somehow literally crawl and swim and shit
What. The. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:13:53 No.22405271 Report

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>>22405270
better cut it off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:14:46 No.22405272 Report

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>>22405270
>in my balls
He had to add that because last time he made this thread people called him gayyyyy and he cried like a bitch HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:18:04 No.22405273 Report

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>>22405272
kek OP is a faggot with cum leaking from his asshole as usual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:18:05 No.22405274 Report

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>>22405272
kek OP a faggot as always

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:18:36 No.22405275 Report

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>>22405273
>>22405274
lol hivemind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:20:47 No.22405276 Report

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>>22405270
They don't have minds of their own.

Monke of the Cross

Monke of the Cross Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:22:05 No.22405277 Report

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>>22405270
sin (and pee) are stored in the balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:23:00 No.22405278 Report

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>>22405272
kek
>>22405270
seethe spermnigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:23:53 No.22405279 Report

Quoted By: >>22405282

I've cum in a few whores and I genuinely hope that I knocked one up and have at least one bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:25:22 No.22405280 Report

Quoted By: >>22405288

>>22405272
>>22405273
>>22405274
>>22405278
I'm not gay. This joke is not funny. Couldn't imagine being such a redditor that you find that funny. Either that or you're all underage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:25:44 No.22405281 Report

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>>22405270
I occasionally go to my local sex theater when I'm feeling down. The guys there always know how to cheer me up. I pay my $10 admission, and I'm granted access. I walk in, there's a room with 5 lawn chairs. Maybe 8 guys just jerking it. They all look at me as I walk in. I unzip and jerk. Some serial killer looking faggot gets on his knees. Fuck no. I tell him I'm not gay. I just like jerking. Sorry sorry he says. Fuck this. I go into the booth. A dick pops up in the glory hole. It's very pale. I don't dare touch it. I whack my dick, jizz, and leave. I see the glory hole pale dick guy. He's old. Curly white hair. Fucking gross. Why did I come here? I leave and tell myself I deserve death. True story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:26:23 No.22405282 Report

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>>22405279
You must have aids now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:28:11 No.22405283 Report

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>>22405270
Sperm is amazing stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:28:52 No.22405284 Report

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>>22405282
Nah, I always go in to get STD testing a few months after whore encounters and I've never once had a positive for anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:28:59 No.22405285 Report

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>>22405270
there are trillions of microorganisms living inside your body with a mind of their own. (You)'re the sum of them all, they control you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:31:55 No.22405286 Report

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>>22405270
Sounds like a (You) problem.
My balls are full of micro plastics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:35:23 No.22405287 Report

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>>22405270
I had a vasectomy. I laugh when I imagine my sperm bros swimming full speed into a dam every time I cook

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:37:05 No.22405288 Report

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>>22405280
>tHiS jOkE iSn'T fUnNy
Go drip on someone else's fag parade.
>butthurt about a butt joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:39:28 No.22405289 Report

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>>22405272
lmao thank you for your service

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:43:00 No.22405290 Report

Quoted By: >>22405491 >>22405582

>>22405272
>>22405273
>its true
Bwahahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aX3Kfocf Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:47:02 No.22405491 Report

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>>22405270
>>22405290
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1E0ZaJgs Sun 30 Mar 2025 22:49:16 No.22405499 Report

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Wow and then everyone clapped as jannytranny moved yet another thread to /bant/!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pdPFp6qv Sun 30 Mar 2025 23:13:26 No.22405582 Report

Quoted By: >>22405584

>>22405290
Someone clearly just made this new thread to make the OP from the last thread look bad. OP doesn't care, nor do I think he's gay. Its not like he's making a tranny or BBC thread or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pdPFp6qv Sun 30 Mar 2025 23:13:57 No.22405584 Report

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>>22405582
this and based. i agree

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