It'5 my birthday t0day. I'm 32.
My EB n0w 5pend5 5 0ut 0f 7 day5 0f the week &qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;0ut with friend5&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;. My per50nal the0ry i5 he kn0cked up 50me 5EA 5lag 0n 0ne 0f hi5 50l0 h0liday5 and br0ught her here and ha5 her and the kid 5et up n0t far fr0m where we live. I d0n't really care, 50 l0ng a5 I get t0 keep living the NEET life and (within rea50n) I get t0 buy whatever I want. When the party end5, I have en0ugh ca5h ferreted away t0 get 0n a train and g0 up 50me m0untain and 5lit my arm5 fr0m elb0w t0 wri5t and bleed 0ut l00king at the 5tar5 0r cl0ud5. I wa5 b0rn fucked. It'5 a miracle I even made it thi5 far, that I even lucked my way int0 thi5 c0mf0rtable 0f a life. 0h well. It'5 better t0 burn 0ut, than t0 fade away.
