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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:prTMnEBP Sun 06 Apr 2025 15:11:14 No.22494117 View View Reply Original Report

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confess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjjY3D3P Sun 06 Apr 2025 21:54:39 No.22495765 Report

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Dindu nuffin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6m4ve23 Sun 06 Apr 2025 22:33:13 No.22495963 Report

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I plugged a USB stick that I found in the parking lot into a confidential workstation I had no authorization to use. $6,000,000 losses ensued.

the real me

the real me ID:PzRlQiz2 Sun 06 Apr 2025 23:01:15 No.22496045 Report

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i walked into a gnome's house and i said truthful things that were too flowery or too saccharine or something. before i knew it, i got hit in the head with a hammer that smelled like bleach and copper.
------
when i get up and say my name
(I was standing, I never fell)
my humanity will be restored and i can stop playing strange allusive games over the internet with him.
maybe he'll can take his hat off and we can be pals!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8rjurW75 Sun 06 Apr 2025 23:02:03 No.22496050 Report

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>>22495963
that's badass

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Anonymous ID:v6m4ve23 Sun 06 Apr 2025 23:38:19 No.22496239 Report

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>>22496050
I ended up getting sued by the parents who worked there for disclosing too much information. Then my company got bought by a news blog. I would be homeless if not for my inborn talent to keep people's attention.

Deidara

Deidara ID:BBJvGr/P Mon 07 Apr 2025 00:52:45 No.22496620 Report

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>>22494117
I wanna see my wife personaly but she fears me because i'm too masculine, therrfore a rapist and violent.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xG385qWu Mon 07 Apr 2025 01:11:21 No.22496723 Report

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>>22494117
u first

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TfnUl0SY Mon 07 Apr 2025 01:15:29 No.22496737 Report

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I gooned to Pokemon (Glaceon) again

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 01:15:39 No.22496738 Report

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>>22496723
not a big fan of fat people

American !!TaksRLrCaPt

American !!TaksRLrCaPt ID:JQRxDtSj Mon 07 Apr 2025 01:18:40 No.22496756 Report

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I don’t have anything to confess you fucking faggots

I no had a dream last night I went into this catholic high school and pretended to be a student so I could pick up women it was weird

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xG385qWu Mon 07 Apr 2025 01:24:08 No.22496787 Report

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>>22496756
oh crap you are still here

uh... I confess I wasted the whole day today on 4chan

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:47:06 No.22497651 Report

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>>22496723
i'll give you a real one.
in the past several decade i have put down more liquor(quit that) 30 packs of beer(quit that) and bottles per day of wine than any human being should have been able to survive.
i take shits more intimidating than any feral beast i've ever encountered, but i'm just fine.
also only ever called out or didn't work because broken leg-itis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aigbzS4T Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:50:04 No.22497665 Report

Quoted By: >>22497678 >>22497700 >>22497727

>>>/x/40160368

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:52:50 No.22497678 Report

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>>22497665
please i don't want someone haunting my soul (read last paragraph)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aigbzS4T Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:55:19 No.22497691 Report

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>>22497678
You are the haunt. We are the last, and the beginning. Goodbye, and hello

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:57:16 No.22497700 Report

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>>22497665
the least humane thing you could do to a human soul is try to haunt me with it.
it will kick and scream and try to claw it's way home once it's found out the shit it's in and i will have several more decades of entertainment.

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:59:21 No.22497705 Report

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>>22497691
may be a shut in but at least i didn't lose decased to WOW like some kinda digital crackhead.
there was a time when adderal and little big planet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WXDs34vz Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:59:51 No.22497706 Report

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Uh, a while ago I had made a post and published my twt account. And there was a guy who started following me and became obsessed with me, Messaging me every day and even sending me his LinkedIn link, Then I got bored and deleted the account, I wonder where he is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8rjurW75 Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:04:50 No.22497727 Report

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>>22497665
that is fucked
i'm afraid of ending up like him

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:12:28 No.22497766 Report

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>>22497727
>recount in 2009
>meaning this was 2007 it actually happened
in the information age, depending on how many ppl you keep in touch with/pay money/neighbors who notice you not picking up mail, it's more nosy people checking on you, rental sarcophagus is less of a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cKfCzg+E Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:14:47 No.22497776 Report

Quoted By: >>22497780 >>22497787

>>22494117
the main thing preventing me from collapsing into even more of a mess than I already am is sheer force of will and love of one specific game.
said game happens to be factorio.

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:15:25 No.22497780 Report

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>>22497776
based

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:17:48 No.22497787 Report

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>>22497776
now that i think about it nobody has mentioned 100% OJ since the happy day threads stopped, but factorio was there and it still exists.
is this an achievement or degredation of our society son?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cKfCzg+E Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:37:46 No.22497850 Report

Quoted By: >>22497873 >>22497888

>>22497787
>since the happy day threads stopped
>factorio was there
>it still exists
anon... I was the one who did the factorio then

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:44:10 No.22497873 Report

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>>22497850
brother
i'm sorry i'm the worst possible thing that could exist from that time
but i do.
good to see you battlecats

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:47:54 No.22497888 Report

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>>22497850
think i'm really only left around to help the comfused souls from other board find their place at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cKfCzg+E Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:49:04 No.22497892 Report

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>>22497873
good to see ya too! still plenty I remember from back then. friendships, dreams, one single ideal I know I can't reach but is also the point.
either way, it's nice to have someone to talk to before I inevitably go insane making a fucking retarded amount of stuff, while simultaneously playing 2-3 more games at the same time.

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:50:48 No.22497898 Report

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>>22497892
all this time
still a man with a foot in many realities
look for a kogasa site

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cKfCzg+E Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:53:26 No.22497916 Report

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>>22497898
if one could define a day that never was, one would come to the conclusion that in our world it cannot exist. therefore to seek it, one must look beyond.
I will, I will! mayhaps that is another quest?

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 06:54:52 No.22497925 Report

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>>22497916
there is found a happy day
broly or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cKfCzg+E Mon 07 Apr 2025 07:12:31 No.22497978 Report

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>>22497925
indeed. I think.
well I guess next up is to find the promised site, and perhaps explain plans if you would like.

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 07:22:15 No.22498001 Report

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>>22497978
i have no plans, just kinda go with the flow.
assume that's why i've existed long as i have.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cKfCzg+E Mon 07 Apr 2025 07:24:35 No.22498010 Report

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>>22498001
no no, you don't understand. MY plans.
the ones that shall elevate me above standard cat-ness and to... I don't know cat plus? doesn't matter too much anyhow

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:lDPxRZ2m Mon 07 Apr 2025 07:27:42 No.22498024 Report

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>>22498010
there's one who called this a cat at one time and i still havent forgotten it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cKfCzg+E Mon 07 Apr 2025 07:42:50 No.22498101 Report

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>>22498024
that's clearly a wolf.
it is also getting stolen, thank you/

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!!+BhVj0FRlGa ID:6dBPhZ10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 17:27:38 No.22500758 Report

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>>22498101
no problemo dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3+djuUH0 Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:54:18 No.22501133 Report

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>>22494117
no

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