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Anonymous ID:kX2tVSS4 Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:42:59 No.22501075 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22502266 >>22502357 >>22504117

Market is recovering edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous >>22499659

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:46:54 No.22501090 Report

Quoted By: >>22501652

Nigger market

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Anonymous ID:mSzMukYr Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:47:31 No.22501095 Report

Quoted By: >>22501112 >>22501129 >>22501162 >>22501184 >>22501190 >>22501557 >>22503056

How much richer and more intelligent could your wife be before it starts to bother you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kuX9pbuB Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:48:41 No.22501101 Report

Quoted By: >>22501110 >>22501196 >>22503056

What are you buying?
What are you selling?
I slurped USO,DBC and AMD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4Hbnfhz3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:50:04 No.22501107 Report

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>SOXL still SINGLEdigit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+qnTngxi Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:50:27 No.22501109 Report

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10% drop aftermarket?
Or is this the bottom?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mSzMukYr Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:50:33 No.22501110 Report

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>>22501101
I just watched the numbers bounce around for a few hours while genning slop, listening to ENA:dream bbq music and occasionally working on my side project.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:50:42 No.22501112 Report

Quoted By: >>22501119

>>22501095
If she can read and own property I'm not interested

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f6QOztAt Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:52:30 No.22501119 Report

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>>22501112
Bro wants a 5 year old girlfriend

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Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:53:08 No.22501123 Report

Quoted By: >>22501146

BLACK MONDAY OOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A0ax94CK Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:53:21 No.22501125 Report

Quoted By: >>22501143 >>22501196

Have we figured out if this Canadian is just an idiot or purposefully early bakes to have as many threads in the catalog as possible in the hopes bant jannies start deleting us so we go back to biz

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:53:38 No.22501128 Report

Quoted By: >>22501157 >>22501159 >>22501179

Retail has yet to be truly fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:53:44 No.22501129 Report

Quoted By: >>22501151

>>22501095
I literally cannot imagine how a person more intelligent than me could be like.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:55:45 No.22501143 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501125
>purposefully early bakes to have as many threads in the catalog as possible in the hopes bant jannies start deleting us so we go back to biz
It's obviously this but everyone else is too lazy to bake. This is the kind of quality you get when you outsource the labor to pajeets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SKZULtE3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:56:13 No.22501146 Report

Quoted By: >>22501168

>>22501123
Black Tuesday when Drumpf actually follows through and taxes Americans 104% on Chinkshit.
Not priced in for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Hbnfhz3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:57:02 No.22501151 Report

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>>22501129
Me neither, maybe because I'm not intelligent enough to do so.

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Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:57:20 No.22501153 Report

Quoted By: >>22501160 >>22501182

>EU COMMISSION REMOVES US BOURBON FROM ITS LIST OF GOODS TO FACE COUNTER-TARIFFS -DOCUMENT
Mint julep yurobros we're so back!!

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!2wgod7RQeJh

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!2wgod7RQeJh ID:3Oi+iPAH Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:58:09 No.22501157 Report

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>>22501128
No wonder Japanese birthrates are plummeting. Their women have evolved to the point that their vaginas are completely camouflaged so it's impossible to see where the penis is supposed to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XB21o1yG Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:58:22 No.22501159 Report

Quoted By: >>22501186 >>22501525

>>22501128
we went down like 20% from all time highs, what do you want?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:58:24 No.22501160 Report

Quoted By: >>22501177

>>22501153
Is bourbon big in Europe?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:58:35 No.22501162 Report

Quoted By: >>22501180

>>22501095
there's no limit. i need women to care for me, they always have and with continued luck they always will. my dad was the same way in fact. i was trying to reform for my crush here but she doesn't seem to want that, so i'm giving up that angle. i do admit i'm helpless without women though, and badly need to be cared for by a lover once again. maybe that was my problem, not being true to myself, trying to be what i thought someone else wanted. she seems to have plenty of time on her hands and acts kind of like a mother hen to 4chan, so maybe she'll realize that i need the most care out of anyone here and come help me finally. stranger things have happened. sorry to give you more than you wanted, but your question made me think a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+qnTngxi Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:59:15 No.22501165 Report

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Weird that the market hasn't reacted to the new chinese tariffs.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!2wgod7RQeJh

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!2wgod7RQeJh ID:3Oi+iPAH Mon 07 Apr 2025 18:59:23 No.22501168 Report

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>>22501146
We don't even import anything important to the economy from China, and if we are importing stuff important to the economy, we should really stop doing that and make the important shit here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SKZULtE3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:00:48 No.22501177 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501160
Yes, most products for alcoholics to get drunk on the road (pre mixed with Coca Cola) rely on cheap bourbon.
Mostly the cheapest kind of Jack Daniels or Jim Beam.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Zn5SioF Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:00:55 No.22501179 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501128
God I wish I made it back before Anri retired. I bet she did escort on the side.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!2wgod7RQeJh

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!2wgod7RQeJh ID:3Oi+iPAH Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:00:58 No.22501180 Report

Quoted By: >>22501194

>>22501162
You sound like a woman, maybe you should be searching for a guy instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhR/FLjj Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:01:22 No.22501182 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501153
I'm suprised that europeans consume american alcohol.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ivSYMZwp Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:01:54 No.22501184 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501095
if your wife is more than one standard deviation above you in IQ you're in trouble

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:02:34 No.22501186 Report

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>>22501159
I want it all, anon.

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Anonymous ID:RH7R1wgF Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:03:37 No.22501190 Report

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>>22501095
Agreed with the guy before me. There ain't no limit. In my line of work I encounter a lot of actually smart women (material science research) and it is an absolute joy to work with them. They get banter, they get sarcasm, they get philosophy, and sometimes one can even talk about issues like gypsies with them (assuming they are from slavic countries). Fuckin based.
On the other... they are always fuckin taken and already have a loving husband and kids. Fugg dis gäi world. The only fuckin women that I attract are at least 30 years older than me. The hell do I even do?
Also, since I failed to buy the dip in 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025... am I even smart? No, I am a fuckin cretin. Also, I failed to sell the copper rally last year which makes me a double cretin.

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Anonymous ID:XB21o1yG Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:03:58 No.22501191 Report

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lmao

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Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:04:07 No.22501194 Report

Quoted By: >>22501198 >>22501524

>>22501180
you're just jealous i've been spoiled, while you have to work and provide. and i've told you before i have a strong feminine side, and if not you directly i've mentioned it enough here that you should all know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ij/80578 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:05:07 No.22501196 Report

Quoted By: >>22501521

>>22501125
It's the latter
>Only 1 post in the last thread (to link his new thread)
>Only 1 post in this thread other than the OP which will be a link to another new thread
He doesn't invest, he just spams his giantess anime shit
>>22501101
I slurped some SCHD and O but I'm too scared to slurp anything else

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:05:45 No.22501198 Report

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>>22501194
yes we're know you're an absolute faggot
being a women's gay best friend isn't a flex

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l/BMu+na Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:06:05 No.22501211 Report

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Wondering if Trump and Bibi are waiting until after 4pm to do their Q&A with reporters in the Oval Office.

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Anonymous ID:toNWbCVI Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:06:07 No.22501212 Report

Quoted By: >>22501700

>coworker gives me a call out of nowhere and sounds panicked and says he has an emergency and has to leave
>ask him if he's okay
>says "I just have to say goodbye to somebody"

I think I got second hand panic from this, god hope everything is okay. I thought he was dying or something at first from his voice kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CjjS6Gnb Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:09:17 No.22501514 Report

Quoted By: >>22501527 >>22501537

All the leftist rags and euros calling this a financial catastrophe is the bottom signal btw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:10:17 No.22501521 Report

Quoted By: >>22501530

>>22501196
hi again sweetheart. i've made us 1900 dollars today. i need you to tell me how to spend it though, that's the benefit of being in control in a relationship. i'm lost without you and waiting for your direction.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!2wgod7RQeJh

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!2wgod7RQeJh ID:3Oi+iPAH Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:11:04 No.22501524 Report

Quoted By: >>22501533

>>22501194
Yeah, i forgot you even read horoscopes and probably have a bunch of crystals. I mean are you sure you're not a woman?

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Anonymous ID:o8cXK+wQ Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:11:04 No.22501525 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501159

Just like /pol/ said we would.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+xGiyoOj Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:11:28 No.22501527 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501514
I just remember hard hitting reporting about the ukrainian offensive, weigh that with euros current reporting.

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Anonymous ID:Ij/80578 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:12:16 No.22501530 Report

Quoted By: >>22501539

>>22501521
You got the wrong anon but congrats on the gains

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:12:52 No.22501533 Report

Quoted By: >>22501549

>>22501524
my mom was pregnant with triplets and i absorbed one. i haven't gotten a genetic test because i do worry about the results. it is possible i'm some kind of chimera.

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Anonymous ID:4TKuLytS Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:13:17 No.22501536 Report

Quoted By: >>22501564

Pic related on how I feel about the markets.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SKZULtE3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:13:28 No.22501537 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501514
I diamond handed through the 2021 crisis, but today I felt the urge to sell, it just felt all way too fake and gay with the fake news pump.
Still hodling though, for better or for worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:13:37 No.22501539 Report

Quoted By: >>22501763

>>22501530
oh, sorry about that. i'm really emotional today and super eager to connect again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZAYm1nza Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:14:42 No.22501541 Report

Quoted By:

Thinking about rubbing cocks with my boyfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l/BMu+na Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:16:39 No.22501548 Report

Quoted By: >>22501553 >>22501558

Based Trump coming in clutch to crash the markets.. Trump’s live from the oval

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+xGiyoOj Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:16:49 No.22501549 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501533
kek same but twins.

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Anonymous ID:SHQeTKOD Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:17:26 No.22501550 Report

Quoted By: >>22501862

slurped some $BITU
efferiums looks prettty dead to me. im down 75% on $ETHU kek.

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:18:00 No.22501553 Report

Quoted By: >>22501578

>>22501548
>It's with Netanyahu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l38mYE10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:18:52 No.22501557 Report

Quoted By: >>22503056

>>22501095
>How much richer and more intelligent could your wife be before it starts to bother you?

i have never met a woman smarter than me. granted i was a Comm major so... bunch of airheads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:18:57 No.22501558 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501548
>israel bending the knee
i can't tell who's jewing who anymore

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Anonymous ID:XB21o1yG Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:19:24 No.22501562 Report

Quoted By: >>22501593

and just like that...

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:19:34 No.22501564 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501536
>MFW

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Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:22:23 No.22501574 Report

Quoted By: >>22501638

+2000 today now btw.

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Anonymous ID:7RmuUIJv Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:23:45 No.22501578 Report

Quoted By: >>22501588 >>22501782

>>22501553
they preparing for a war with iran. final plans need to be made and get the full commitment with american president before going in. this includes ground force war. trump typically has no choice by to obey his master

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l/BMu+na Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:25:06 No.22501585 Report

Quoted By:

>No pauses to tariffs

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Anonymous ID:SHQeTKOD Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:25:20 No.22501587 Report

Quoted By: >>22501594 >>22501596

if iphones costed $20k like journalists said that would be pretty amazing. the world could begin to heal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qxRLIrbB Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:25:22 No.22501588 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501578
he didn't start a war with syria when they wanted him to, so I doubt it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l/BMu+na Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:26:09 No.22501591 Report

Quoted By:

>104% tariffs on China tomorrow by 12 noon

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Anonymous ID:XB21o1yG Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:26:22 No.22501593 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501562
okay Netanyahu

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:26:32 No.22501594 Report

Quoted By: >>22501608

>>22501587
This is a red pill most don't want to accept.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eZe1MFr5 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:26:42 No.22501596 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501587
Based
>trusting a mentally ill person
>ever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:29:15 No.22501608 Report

Quoted By: >>22501621

>>22501594
if iphones cost 20k how are single nigger moms going to afford cheetos?????
omg do you have ZERO empathy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fb60iWak Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:29:45 No.22501610 Report

Quoted By: >>22501646

i hope trump finds a way to tariff india to the point they have to shut down their internet

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:30:58 No.22501621 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501608
>omg do you have ZERO empathy?
None whatsoever :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Hbnfhz3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:32:37 No.22501631 Report

Quoted By: >>22501647 >>22501650 >>22501660 >>22501802

>Bloomberg
>@business
>With almost 10 billion shares traded, volume for leveraged and inverse ETFs hit all-time highs last week in data going back to at least 2017

HOOKED, they will get decayraped

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:33:26 No.22501638 Report

Quoted By: >>22501751

>>22501574
+2100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

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Anonymous ID:T/JU8xsA Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:34:40 No.22501646 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501610
Kek

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Anonymous ID:SKZULtE3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:34:46 No.22501647 Report

Quoted By: >>22501664

>>22501631
>short selling at the bottom
Epic squeeze is only one more fake headline away.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aYEO1/d/ Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:35:04 No.22501650 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501631
>With almost 10 billion shares traded, volume for leveraged and inverse ETFs hit all-time highs last week in data going back to at least 2017
Bottom signal, massive sign of liquidations.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tBeRKgpw Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:35:23 No.22501652 Report

Quoted By: >>22501677

>>22501090
My thoughts exactly

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Anonymous ID:7RmuUIJv Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:36:21 No.22501660 Report

Quoted By: >>22501667

>>22501631
they wil get burnt in the end. i just adviced my old dad to buy leveraged sp500 and mom to buy world index fund with his massive cash pile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:er03wMnj Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:37:11 No.22501663 Report

Quoted By:

so the dumb fat fuck is talking again
whatever
asshole

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:37:11 No.22501664 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501647
I still can't believe a cheeky little shitpost moved trillions this morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:37:24 No.22501667 Report

Quoted By: >>22501718

>>22501660
>putting life savings into the casino
lmao

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Anonymous ID:T/JU8xsA Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:38:16 No.22501676 Report

Quoted By: >>22501687 >>22501716

She kinda cute -small caps win my heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:38:17 No.22501677 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501652
rare flag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:40:03 No.22501687 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501676
somebody get this bitch a cheesburger FAST

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Zn5SioF Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:41:19 No.22501698 Report

Quoted By:

Wouldn't it be funny if it dumped in the last 15 minutes again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zyG0lxP6 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:41:30 No.22501700 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501212
Report your coworker to police
They're about to murder someone

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߷ !SPIN6yJzoU ID:THki3PRA Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:41:35 No.22501703 Report

Quoted By: >>22501765

we are so back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pzcs8ldk Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:42:45 No.22501708 Report

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Should I buy more SPY?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:44:11 No.22501716 Report

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>>22501676

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Anonymous ID:7RmuUIJv Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:44:28 No.22501718 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501667
kek, not really. public pensions are government managed and 70% or something come from taxes not from investments

but realtiy is -22% sp500 is quite safu. can drop 10% more still tho. i adviced good timing for old mom i told her to wait in the winter as market was overbought. but she had large hodl position before this new cash position already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EM3HFc4S Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:49:45 No.22501740 Report

Quoted By: >>22501754

IM LITERALLY CRYING

not 1 of u
QUEER GAY FAGGOT BITCHES
would survive
the SAUCE i just made
to dip my
ALL BEEF HOT DOGS
and TATER FUCKING TOTS
in

not
one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+qnTngxi Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:51:54 No.22501749 Report

Quoted By:

ARE WE AT THE BOTTOM YET?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:52:03 No.22501751 Report

Quoted By: >>22501816

>>22501638
oof, just lost 200. got out though. still a very good day i guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pzcs8ldk Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:52:35 No.22501754 Report

Quoted By: >>22501778

>>22501740
How many Carolina Reapers did you put in the sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y3NrjoXL Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:54:27 No.22501763 Report

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>>22501539
Try using grindr fag.

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Anonymous ID:T/JU8xsA Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:54:37 No.22501765 Report

Quoted By: >>22501793

>>22501703
We do zero trade with Israel. We simply give them trillions because boomers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:k7pJlYXI Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:56:34 No.22501773 Report

Quoted By: >>22502240

I previously mentioned here about remembering to clear out the stocks, do you recall? Everyone was laughing at me. However, the stocks will continue to fall. Personally, I have chosen to buy the dip next month.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EM3HFc4S Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:57:13 No.22501778 Report

Quoted By: >>22501815

>>22501754
i useded
DAT SCORPION
tho

and boughted
a little bit of
BOIL
O
I
LIGMA U NO NATGAS NIGGERS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mSzMukYr Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:57:29 No.22501782 Report

Quoted By: >>22501805

>>22501578
Jews don't tend to like walking too far, hard to imagine them traveling so far from home.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4Hbnfhz3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:59:35 No.22501793 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501765

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l38mYE10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:00:30 No.22501802 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501631
i went long 2x gold etf into the close

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mSzMukYr Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:00:42 No.22501804 Report

Quoted By: >>22501806 >>22501807 >>22501808 >>22501812 >>22501814 >>22501816 >>22501817 >>22501824 >>22501826 >>22501833 >>22501838 >>22501849 >>22501884 >>22501892 >>22502272 >>22502278 >>22502335

DING DING DING! How'd it go today?
It went from brutal to meh for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:00:45 No.22501805 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501782
jews arent goign to iran that's what they have golems for

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:01:21 No.22501806 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
+3.5%
told you niggers we'd close green

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mSzMukYr Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:01:28 No.22501807 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
forgot my image.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZAYm1nza Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:01:52 No.22501808 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
Nigger. That is all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EM3HFc4S Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:02:11 No.22501812 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
+0.09

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:02:30 No.22501814 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
-0.1%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pzcs8ldk Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:02:34 No.22501815 Report

Quoted By: >>22501854

>>22501778
Scorpions are preddy gud, I approve of your sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:03:06 No.22501816 Report

Quoted By: >>22501818 >>22501838

>>22501751
>>22501804
and another $25 trying to be cute. oh well + 1875 is solid i think. account was down more than that but it takes the edge off for sure. trading included i was down less than $200, but i turned a tiny gain into a loss with those greedy moves at eod.

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Anonymous ID:SHQeTKOD Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:03:16 No.22501817 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
-1.6%

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:03:24 No.22501818 Report

Quoted By: >>22501838

>>22501816

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Anonymous ID:l38mYE10 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:04:36 No.22501822 Report

Quoted By: >>22501830 >>22501846 >>22502810

THREE TIMES THE AVERAGE DAILY VOLUME ON SPY

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fLmCeXbX Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:04:43 No.22501824 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
+0.4%

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cWPgCs2Y Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:04:59 No.22501826 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804

>+1.89%
I was honestly expecting like -8%

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:05:29 No.22501830 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501822

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+xGiyoOj Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:05:37 No.22501831 Report

Quoted By:

>+0.22
I will take it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pzcs8ldk Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:05:56 No.22501833 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
No change, I'm waiting for the doompening tomorrow or Wednesday to buy back in

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:07:01 No.22501838 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501818
>>22501816
>>22501804
and i mentioned my broker was having trouble with delayed quotes. i actually did make make about 150 today if you include trading.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZAYm1nza Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:09:00 No.22501844 Report

Quoted By: >>22501860

Moo! Moo! I'm a faggot! Tariffs are good news! Rape me with a gold ingot Mr. Tinklestein! Please! I need a rape correction! Moo! Moo!

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Anonymous ID:7RmuUIJv Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:09:03 No.22501846 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501822
futures and options position is not yet shortish enough. likely the market will consolidate lower still but there will be furious fake rallies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JJdkRdj9 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:09:39 No.22501849 Report

Quoted By: >>22502361

>>22501804
Gren by less than 100 bucks. Since I had to pay 600 in taxes I ended red technically.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EM3HFc4S Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:10:16 No.22501854 Report

Quoted By: >>22501870

>>22501815
i putted the SCORPION PUREE
in bbq sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qxRLIrbB Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:11:26 No.22501860 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501844
t. in the red

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9xO9bcrq Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:11:45 No.22501862 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501550
>slurped
go
>BITU
back

baker kys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pzcs8ldk Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:13:55 No.22501870 Report

Quoted By: >>22501880

>>22501854
what bbq sauce tho

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xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FfospgRP Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:14:06 No.22501872 Report

Quoted By:

that futures/ETF deviation on S&P is really alarming

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EM3HFc4S Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:15:34 No.22501880 Report

Quoted By: >>22501900

>>22501870
GREAT
VALUE
>GREAT
>VALUE
GREAT FUCKING VALUE
ORIGINAL

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Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:15:50 No.22501881 Report

Quoted By: >>22501887

schd and schy were both down pretty significantly today, guess i won't be seeing my crush anytime soon, she's got some anger to work out. i think she hates seeing me make money too - i still need your care in a lot of other ways babe, even though i'm financially secure i'm NOT ok and am desperate for your attention. guess i should go to costco now then before i need a nap and say too much stupid stuff on 4chan. i am getting 24 lbs of greek yogurt today, i mentioned that earlier but i want everyone to know it.

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Anonymous ID:Ij/80578 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:15:59 No.22501884 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
Less heemed than last week
Still heemed tho

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Anonymous ID:mSzMukYr Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:17:06 No.22501887 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501881

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

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xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FfospgRP Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:17:53 No.22501892 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
ask me tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pzcs8ldk Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:19:11 No.22501900 Report

Quoted By: >>22501909

>>22501880
only the best for (You) anon

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Anonymous ID:EM3HFc4S Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:21:56 No.22501909 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501900
checked
H
E
Checked
K
E
D

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:24:33 No.22501918 Report

Quoted By: >>22502219

It's not completely over, but congratulations, gentlemen, you're still standing.

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FfospgRP Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:26:35 No.22502188 Report

Quoted By:

>>22497997
I WAS RIGHT ALLLLLLL ALLLOONGG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EM3HFc4S Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:27:14 No.22502219 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501918
>completely over
*even close to over being over

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Anonymous ID:T/JU8xsA Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:28:14 No.22502223 Report

Quoted By: >>22502226 >>22502235

Monday was just a big nothingburger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:29:41 No.22502226 Report

Quoted By: >>22502231 >>22502235

>>22502223
Now it's Black Tuesday™ that's the thing to look forward to. Just One More Day™!

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xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FfospgRP Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:30:47 No.22502231 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502226
two more half days

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Anonymous ID:R5XG5WAC Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:31:46 No.22502235 Report

Quoted By: >>22502261

>>22502223
>>22502226
I mean something happened but it's not like we saw banks collapse or business suddenly shut their doors. They just need to know where the money should go. How much lower can the market actually get from here without total banker death?

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FfospgRP Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:33:07 No.22502240 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501773
rare flag (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BrYuj3ki Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:34:00 No.22502245 Report

Quoted By: >>22502258

>excited for bloodbath all weekend
>sunday night chinks getting rekt
>monday pre-market down
then suddenly
>PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM
ffffffuck

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Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:34:40 No.22502249 Report

Quoted By: >>22502259

You should’ve been buying stock.

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Anonymous ID:mSzMukYr Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:35:49 No.22502258 Report

Quoted By: >>22502270 >>22502274

>>22502245
I"m curios to see how the china tariffs wind up being a nothing burger. Label washing?

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:35:55 No.22502259 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502249
I remembered my training.

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Anonymous ID:7RmuUIJv Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:36:17 No.22502261 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502235
market may not fall more than 10% from here. but tariff have induced Great Deperssions in history. And usa may lose reserve currency too.

The actual risk reward for these moves are borderline insanity, considering usa had strongest economy in years and ath markets. Basically the risks outweight the possible rewards in ten fold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K9fIsB5Z Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:37:14 No.22502266 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501075
What happens if Trump doesnt back down on the tariffs? Makes me think we have much further down to go if the market is acting on the belief that he will back off on the tariffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BrYuj3ki Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:38:01 No.22502270 Report

Quoted By: >>22502274

>>22502258
Blump will probably cancel them soon again.
I can't even make a nothing burger because I'm out of propane.

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:38:15 No.22502272 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
>+0.68%
Still not confident.

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Anonymous ID:BrYuj3ki Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:38:27 No.22502274 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502258
>>22502270
oops pic rel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K9fIsB5Z Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:39:38 No.22502278 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
Brutal because I didnt do what I should have. Down hard overall.

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:44:18 No.22502297 Report

Quoted By: >>22502306 >>22502313 >>22502349

WHO'S READY FOR 104% CHINA TARIFFS???

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Anonymous ID:SHQeTKOD Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:46:16 No.22502306 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502297
better make it 300%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:46:24 No.22502309 Report

Quoted By: >>22502313

I've been staying out of these threads but I miss my friends

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ij/80578 Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:46:56 No.22502313 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502297
*500%
>>22502309
Come be miserable with us anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZAYm1nza Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:47:35 No.22502317 Report

Quoted By: >>22502330

The market makers have reconciled, and they all agree: the news are bullish, if they can even be called news. There's no real uncertainty, and looking forward we can expect strong returns on the s&p 500. Everyone bought, even Hector who usually plays it safe. Like I always say, buy when others are bloody on the street and just think positive. Smile! Put yourself out there and just be yourself. And buy the dip, because remember- stonks only go up! Haha. Cheers, don't party too hard everybody

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BrYuj3ki Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:50:42 No.22502330 Report

Quoted By: >>22502755

>>22502317
>-2% is blood
I'm glad I'm crypto hardened so I don't jump the gun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cc24oRXM Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:52:04 No.22502335 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501804
about +17%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqnYl3zM Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:55:55 No.22502349 Report

Quoted By: >>22502375

>>22502297
Vietnam will win big time. alot of manufacturing has already been leaving china.

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Anonymous ID:YU2HSH4r Mon 07 Apr 2025 20:58:57 No.22502357 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501075
Mihari is sexy I want to commit a crime against her teen pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JJdkRdj9 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:00:10 No.22502361 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501849
NVM, my broker swapped some losers for some reason. Up 300 bucks now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YU2HSH4r Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:00:59 No.22502368 Report

Quoted By:

>payroll doesn't know where the W-2 is, tells me to contact the manager again
>the manager never picks up his phone and might be an idiot
Alright, I'm just going to do what I did before and add up the payslips and the taxes taken out. The IRS can audit me on the 4 weeks I worked there, if they want.
>mfw I would be a millionaire if I had bought Trumpcoin or TSLL or shorted the market but instead I have to deal with this wagie shit and start a new job in 2 weeks after the last one ended a month ago

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:02:16 No.22502375 Report

Quoted By: >>22502421

>>22502349
Vietnam is getting tariffed too, but just not as hard after Trump adds these extra 50% China tariffs. Some companies might have been able to stomache the extra 54% tariff markup on Chinese goods, but 104% tariffs would effectively shut down all Chinese imports. Any US companies who had still been manufacturing in China are going to get absolutely fucked.

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Anonymous ID:rUcneYd3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:04:32 No.22502380 Report

Quoted By: >>22502387 >>22502414

>>22496502
>the narrative over this weekend among retail investors has been
>well, BTC had it's 20% down move, but then has remained flat while stocks crashed, so any move to the downside will be short lived
>weekend CFDs are flat, so we're fine
>Cramer called for Black Monday, we are so back
>crush all of these narratives with very little capital, drive BTC below $80K, sell off the CFDs to -0.9%
>the 'playbook' is then to open futures lower, sell off from open to premarket around -2% S&P500; a high enough drop to create a panic among retail investors
>they panic sell their stock premarket / during open, they sell the calls they bought on Friday for a big loss at 9:30am EST and they panic buy puts; then starting around 10:30-11am EST (around Europe close) the markets rally, burning all of the panic sellers - back to flat by end of day; retail investors then panic sell the puts that they are now down $$$ on, panic buy back the stock they sold for less
>We will see - but it is looking more and more like
>another one of those
>>22495227
>SPX closes above 5,000 today
I told you. I warned you. They are too predictable in their playbook. It was in the end
>another one of those
Did you listen? Did you buy at open?
Or did you follow their playbook, and panic sell premarket / panic sell your puts, and then chase the rally / buy back your positions for higher than you sold them at

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FfospgRP Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:04:40 No.22502381 Report

Quoted By: >>22502393

>SPDR S&P 500 ETF avg. daily volume: 77 million shares
>Today's Volume: 255 million shares (!!!)

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Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:05:20 No.22502385 Report

Quoted By:

Mihari owes me sex and vore.

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xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FfospgRP Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:06:00 No.22502387 Report

Quoted By: >>22502392

>>22502380
retarded schizo babble

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rUcneYd3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:09:20 No.22502392 Report

Quoted By: >>22502431

>>22502387
It is the same playbook that they use over and over.
>Thursday / Friday sell off, closing at lows
>Sunday sell off into Monday US open lows
>~10:30am pump markets back to flat / green
This is their playbook to inflict maximum pain / maximize their profit; you fall for it over and over again
Someone such as yourself 2scoops who has been watching markets for years should have picked up on this pattern by now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q0xDpyd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:10:10 No.22502393 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502381
Most of it was probably the algos reacting to a tweet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J12BawHj Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:15:57 No.22502414 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502380
Realist nigga here. Keep posting you made me money.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JJdkRdj9 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:15:57 No.22502415 Report

Quoted By:

If you want a real reason to short the state of California: their tax website still barely functions. It'll log you off after 12 minutes even if you're still filling forms out and it won't even let you submit. Plus it isn't doesn't even function outside of business hours. Imagine how much revenue they miss because people can't file due to their spaghetti code.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7kSxKyws Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:16:37 No.22502418 Report

Quoted By:

just spent 1k on the spy r8 my brownness

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t59M+SEA Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:17:19 No.22502420 Report

Quoted By:

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqnYl3zM Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:17:20 No.22502421 Report

Quoted By: >>22502680

>>22502375
>us companies manufacturing in China
so chinese companies?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:19:19 No.22502428 Report

Quoted By: >>22502661

>"""black""" monday

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FrUpzEdr Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:19:55 No.22502431 Report

Quoted By: >>22502692

>>22502392
You are retail. No do not project your retarded leddit takes onto me. It was literally split between stocks will pump or stock will dump. We closed .4% from Fridays closed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Hbnfhz3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:20:27 No.22502435 Report

Quoted By:

Imagine holding SOXL through two crashes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:23:02 No.22502661 Report

Quoted By: >>22502671

>>22502428
Monday is on Tuesday this week

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:24:15 No.22502671 Report

Quoted By: >>22502700

>>22502661
>Black Monday is late
Oohh, so it really is black!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:25:36 No.22502680 Report

Quoted By: >>22502693 >>22502920

>>22502421
Nike, Apple, Dell, a ton of other companies subcontracting through Foxconn, automotive part suppliers to US auto manufacturers. It would be a total death sentence for Amazon's retail business. Imagine everything on Amazon doubling in piece starting tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rUcneYd3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:27:17 No.22502692 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502431
>It was literally split between stocks will pump or stock will dump. We closed .4% from Fridays closed
Exactly 2scoops; I gave you the third option, that we would dump into the 9:30am open, and then would end up closing flat / above 5,000 SPX
The S&P500 bounced from 4,834 at 9:30am to 5,082 at close, +248pts a +5% move
How many redd*tors were calling for a rapid 5% move to the upside at 10:30am while remaining flat?
I'm disappointed in you 2scoops. You have been lurking, investing for years, and you still haven't learned the patterns.

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:27:18 No.22502693 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502680
*doubling in price

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Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:28:37 No.22502700 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502671

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+qnTngxi Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:31:32 No.22502716 Report

Quoted By: >>22502723 >>22502753 >>22502822

Was today the bottom?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:31:39 No.22502718 Report

Quoted By:

What's one more portfolio amongst the foundations?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:32:05 No.22502723 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502716
Dunno.

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:FrUpzEdr Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:32:29 No.22502726 Report

Quoted By: >>22502783

>22502692
The only thing bigger than your ego are your bags

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+qnTngxi Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:33:03 No.22502729 Report

Quoted By: >>22502732 >>22502790

Why didn't the market react to the new China and EU tariff news?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:33:43 No.22502732 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502729

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yTt9N8cx Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:35:24 No.22502744 Report

Quoted By: >>22502756 >>22502767 >>22502831

MOTHERFUCKING GODDAM SCAM ARTIST BJDX FAGGOTS RUG PULLED THE STOCK AND I JUST LOST EVERYTHING> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rUcneYd3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:37:06 No.22502753 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502716
short short term, yes
long term, no
until the housing bubble pops, the longterm trajectory is lower; only then will we truly heal, and then you should be extremely bullish
when nobody is talking about buying the dip - it will take time to play out
even at the most basic level, S&P500 earnings are $265, just a 10% haircut on earnings and paying 18x would be 238.5 x 18 = 4,293 SPX

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R5XG5WAC Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:37:18 No.22502755 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502330
BLESS YOU BOYS! TIGERS WIN!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hiReGDPy Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:37:19 No.22502756 Report

Quoted By: >>22502773 >>22502950

>>22502744
Lol
What happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JJdkRdj9 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:38:27 No.22502767 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502744
Don't have a cow man!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ij/80578 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:39:06 No.22502773 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502756
Looks like baggies chasing a pump got diluted on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rUcneYd3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:40:35 No.22502783 Report

Quoted By: >>22502843

>>22502726
2scoops, you more than anyone know about holding bags - I'm still impressed by your TQQQ losses during '22 where you completely abandoned the 200SMA leverage strategy
I have been short since February; I closed out shorts this morning for a HUGE profit (more than you lost on your TQQQ ;^) ) and I rode the relief rally
Now I will wait for the signal to go short again

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:LfLH9Hh+ Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:41:23 No.22502787 Report

Quoted By:

I’m not scoops, weirdo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:41:53 No.22502790 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502729
Literally who?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YvMCP+5n Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:42:11 No.22502794 Report

Quoted By:

Nigger monday

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rkfRE2w2 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:44:02 No.22502810 Report

Quoted By: >>22502835

>>22501822
we literally bottomed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:46:11 No.22502822 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502716
>VIX at 60
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t59M+SEA Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:47:24 No.22502827 Report

Quoted By: >>22502835

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9xO9bcrq Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:48:28 No.22502831 Report

Quoted By: >>22502950

>>22502744
>4 million dollar market cap
>he went all in
good

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:49:06 No.22502833 Report

Quoted By: >>22502835 >>22502852

>was today le heckin bottomerino???
>the majority of US manufactured goods imports about to be cut off tomorrow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YU2HSH4r Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:49:45 No.22502835 Report

Quoted By: >>22502840 >>22502873 >>22502927

>>22502833
>>22502827
>>22502810
Something lik this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t59M+SEA Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:50:52 No.22502840 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502835
NOT MY PROBLEM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YU2HSH4r Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:51:04 No.22502843 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502783
I hoould have bought TSLQ back in january like I thought but then didn't.

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:LfLH9Hh+ Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:52:16 No.22502852 Report

Quoted By: >>22502868

>>22502833
Doesn’t it take like two (more) weeks for CBP to begin collecting duties? That’s what they said when they last put in tariffs. They don’t start collecting immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZAYm1nza Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:53:23 No.22502855 Report

Quoted By:

mimimimimiiiiiii

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rUcneYd3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:55:40 No.22502867 Report

Quoted By: >>22502873 >>22502882 >>22502927 >>22503004

Reminder, a bear market can have extremely vicious rallies - some may even last weeks
>pic related
Until the fundamentals change, trade rallies, short the rip

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:55:50 No.22502868 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502852
I was mostly referring to raising China's tariff rate to 104%, but I suppose you're right.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YU2HSH4r Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:56:43 No.22502873 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502867
Yeah I was thinking >>22502835
short when it gets back to the resistance, because it'll probably have another shartening. But is is because of my own bias against TQQQ.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0iH24D/V Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:57:53 No.22502881 Report

Quoted By: >>22502883 >>22502889

ok what the fuck happened today and what is the game plan.
my thesis in summary:
>a lot of volatility
>market was uneasy at open but then bulls stepped in
>there was some fud about tariff not real or some shit
>bears and shorters caught out at the glory hole
>a whole lot of short covering
>niggers started to catch on this whole thing is a nothing burger
>someone called op a tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aSIpXKBq Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:58:19 No.22502882 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502867
may god give me strength to resist temptation to slurp, and may he reveal the bottom to me in a dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ij/80578 Mon 07 Apr 2025 21:59:08 No.22502883 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502881
That's more or less the jist of it. Market retard pumped on fake news, then sharted itself back down

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R5XG5WAC Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:00:15 No.22502889 Report

Quoted By: >>22503005

>>22502881
Wait and see.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pPOsTLli Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:01:49 No.22502902 Report

Quoted By:

>oil down
>rates will get slashed
>GLD had a small dip but will probably trend upward
>GDX down 9.75%
Surely this is a buy, the price of the gold they mine has only dipped a little and their fuel is getting cheaper. Unemployment will drive more people to the mines as well

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:02:18 No.22502905 Report

Quoted By:

>futures

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:05:03 No.22502915 Report

Quoted By: >>22502930 >>22502941

back from costco, had my smoothie and got my sunshine for the day. i know that was fast. anyways it is just about my naptime. i had a real fun time in the market today, wish i could have a better time in the thread. probably said a little too much, embarassed myself, but i was feeling giddy and free today, all my trades were working, except for a couple dumb ones at the end of the day. not bad for a beginner huh guys? not gonna let it go to my head, i am aware i had some good luck and the wind at my back today.
wish so badly i could fix what's gone wrong with my relationship. i've learned a lot about you from stalking your other thread, wow, you're really a 4chan power user... i just use bant /smg/ and /cbt/. used to be all over r9k 12-15 years ago, that was where the culture started you know, pepe the frog and wojak and inceldom and everything, i could tell you some stories about that but i'm not gonna ramble. i want you to know that i still care about you, that i think i have what it takes to make you a happy person, and you the same for me. part of you thinks differently i know that, but i know there's some fondness for me in you. i'll pray for you again, and you know i mean no harm when i say things about you, i like to tease and play, i think you need that you're so serious. i really need you in my life to protect me from the globalists, bring me back to earth when my emotions get the best of me, and be an outlet for my affection, with which i'm overflowing. see everyone later.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqnYl3zM Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:06:09 No.22502920 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502680
>nike
>apple
>dell
all Chinese companies, and Amazon is a Chinese logistics and shipping company.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9xO9bcrq Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:06:59 No.22502927 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502835
this more gooder
>>22502867
i'm getting reckless long when it looks like all indicies will close green

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:07:52 No.22502930 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502915
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:09:39 No.22502941 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502915
Based schizo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yTt9N8cx Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:10:51 No.22502950 Report

Quoted By: >>22502957 >>22503040

>>22502756
bastards sold a bunch of shares to institutions for 60% discount. Whole thing was a pump and dump. How this shit is legal and the SEC lets it happen I will never understand but they got me good. I bought a huge stack and left the room just a few minutes and when I came back I saw the dump
>>22502831
thanks for the moral support. the love in this general is what keeps me coming back

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4Hbnfhz3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:11:24 No.22502956 Report

Quoted By:

keep em coming, there's enough space

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:11:47 No.22502957 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502950
>Rapid diagnostics
Hey, I seen this one before!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:19:56 No.22503004 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502867
Only Larry Fink has said "recession".
I want every normie from Joe Rogan to your local classic rock radio disc jockey to be saying it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0iH24D/V Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:20:04 No.22503005 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502889
ominous

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:22:08 No.22503012 Report

Quoted By:

0% chance of a recession. Jew just wants to stir the pot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0iH24D/V Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:26:44 No.22503022 Report

Quoted By: >>22503135

i really dont know how to describe trading today. i feel like i've either bought at an excellent time or im about to lose my ass in something horrific.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R5XG5WAC Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:27:55 No.22503024 Report

Quoted By: >>22503073

>For some reason we De-extincted the Dire Wolf

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Anonymous ID:9xO9bcrq Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:34:00 No.22503040 Report

Quoted By:

>>22502950
>bastards sold a bunch of shares to institutions for 60% discount
nigger that's what a warrant is. they told you that in their 10k but you never listen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v+JhhsX Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:35:51 No.22503044 Report

Quoted By: >>22503111

>$10 billion buyback for Broadcom
This is probably going to bounce the market

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:38:26 No.22503050 Report

Quoted By: >>22503095 >>22503106

Also, wasn't there a closed doors Federal Reserve meeting today? Can we interpret the lack of any public announcements today as the Fed refusing to cut?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nwO60Yyv Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:39:29 No.22503056 Report

Quoted By:

>>22501095
same as this anon -> >>22501557
have met some decently bright women but never one that could match my knowledge and skills

>>22501101
I slurped Microsoft at $352 bc I didn't realize the market was recovering due to a fake tweet and not general sentiment

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nwO60Yyv Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:41:38 No.22503065 Report

Quoted By: >>22503077

So as the dust settles, what do we think ....
Are tariffs fully priced in or is the stock market higher than it should be because some investors still think they'll be called off or reduced?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aSIpXKBq Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:45:32 No.22503073 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503024
cute doggo. now I want to see some dinosaurs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JJdkRdj9 Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:47:13 No.22503077 Report

Quoted By: >>22503091

>>22503065
Nothing is priced in. Cheeto man doesn't even know what he's going to do tomorrow. I guess we're bouncing for a bit after that amount of violence.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xxHrJWAQ Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:52:40 No.22503089 Report

Quoted By:

O dropped a couple of dollars per share today so I put 1k in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aSIpXKBq Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:52:43 No.22503091 Report

Quoted By: >>22503102 >>22503103

>>22503077
I wonder for how long this can go on before things get out of hand. at certain point simply cancelling tariffs won't work anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xxHrJWAQ Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:54:19 No.22503095 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503050
Yeah they're not cutting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JJdkRdj9 Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:56:39 No.22503102 Report

Quoted By: >>22503132

>>22503091
The policy whipsawing is making it impossible for anyone to do correct projections. At a certain point you just say "screw it" and spend your efforts on more stable business. Even with pockets as deep as America has if you can't show a profit from those sales you fuck off elsewhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:56:45 No.22503103 Report

Quoted By: >>22503132

>>22503091
That's why we're going to follow the vertical blowoff top -> trade renegotiation bull trap -> grind downward pattern. Look at the Nikkei in 1989 or the Dow in 1929.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EM3HFc4S Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:57:23 No.22503106 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503050
they were just
getting together
for a session
of calling TROOMP
a NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqnYl3zM Mon 07 Apr 2025 22:58:50 No.22503111 Report

Quoted By: >>22503125 >>22503210

>>22503044
how many companies are going to perform self fellatio with this dip? geopolitically and now financially it seems like the perfect time to masturbate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:03:36 No.22503125 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503111
They can try until Softbank implodes. Then all bets are off. Nice trips btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aSIpXKBq Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:05:18 No.22503132 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503102
yeah, as a business, how do you even plan anything when in some cases supply chain take a couple years to establish.
>>22503103
I am still mostly cash, and ready to pounce, but that scenario still scares me. nothing good can come out of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aYEO1/d/ Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:06:10 No.22503135 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503022
>i feel like i've either bought at an excellent time or im about to lose my ass in something horrific.
This is how you know it's the bottom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:17:20 No.22503164 Report

Quoted By:

OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SHQeTKOD Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:17:49 No.22503167 Report

Quoted By: >>22503189

my mom asked me if she should sell her stocks because the tv said the stock market is crashing. the bottom is in; load up the truck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:19:41 No.22503172 Report

Quoted By: >>22503179 >>22503189

>TRUMP TRADE ADVISER NAVARRO: THE MARKET IS FINDING THE BOTTOM NOW
It's literally official

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:21:09 No.22503179 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503172
Two more bottoms.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aSIpXKBq Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:24:47 No.22503189 Report

Quoted By: >>22503197

>>22503167
that's where civilian retail starts panicking, and lid falls off the bottom.
>>22503172
>lead tariff shill saying everything will be ok
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:26:20 No.22503197 Report

Quoted By: >>22503212

>>22503189
>that's where civilian retail starts panicking, and lid falls off the bottom.
there is such a thing as short squeezing. Retards who bought puts at any price at the bottom are about to feel pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v+JhhsX Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:32:41 No.22503210 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503111
NVDA is probably next

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v+JhhsX Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:33:04 No.22503212 Report

Quoted By: >>22503215

>>22503197
Imagine not selling covered puts over the last week.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pB7IgZHk Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:34:23 No.22503215 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503212
based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YMxdDQQ/ Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:34:27 No.22503216 Report

Quoted By:

Huge rally tomorrow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lyi9GS78 Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:35:29 No.22503219 Report

Quoted By: >>22503222

I bought a little bit of SOXL for less than nine freedom bucks today, and will probably keep nibbling every week it stays under $10.
Thank you president Trump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v+JhhsX Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:38:08 No.22503222 Report

Quoted By: >>22503226 >>22503228 >>22503233 >>22503236

>>22503219
This is basically a COVID collapse. A big fire sale. Shit is going to ramp back up. There's so many different catalysts that can bring the market back upwards from here. And after recovers, there will be no fear of correction because this will have served that purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nwO60Yyv Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:39:04 No.22503226 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503222
checked

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Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:42:23 No.22503228 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503222
Digits don't lie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:44:24 No.22503233 Report

Quoted By: >>22503237 >>22503239 >>22503252

Amazon's retail business literally cannot exist with 104% tariffs on China. I'm slurping puts.

>>22503222
You're forgetting how hard they had to rev the money printers to pull that off. In fact, most of our problems today are because they printed their way out of covid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qqnYl3zM Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:45:38 No.22503236 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503222
checked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tK9RBYjG Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:46:09 No.22503237 Report

Quoted By: >>22503241

>>22503233
And 1987.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v+JhhsX Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:48:04 No.22503239 Report

Quoted By: >>22503250 >>22503286

>>22503233
That's true, they had to rev up the money printers cuz the economy stopped. The situation is similar here because of the crash is something that can be easily reversed by literally a policy change which is inevitable. Plus Europe is essentially going to be paying the United States tribute. That's better than money printers because it's not inflationary in a money stock sense. The chart will look the same as it did for the COVID crash.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:49:04 No.22503241 Report

Quoted By: >>22503260

>>22503237
Hey that's the year I was born

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+v+JhhsX Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:51:51 No.22503250 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503239
I need to break my addiction to Google's voice dictation shit.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!aVC92Fv3YgN

Scoopsicus, The Black !!aVC92Fv3YgN ID:/WVhXFCt Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:52:30 No.22503252 Report

Quoted By: >>22503277 >>22503286

>>22503233
>Amazon's retail business literally cannot exist with 104% tariffs on China.
yes, it can.
they don’t even fucking know how the 3rd party and FBA sellers source their shit; 90% of the time it’s just some sweaty faggot working out of his garage that fell for the dropshipping meme.
all the big vendor shit is just e-storefronts for corpo faggots that got impacted anyways, like best buy.

if anything, SHOP is the most fucked because they’re not even diversified from e-commerce and they’re shameless and even lean into dropshipping as their core business model.
TEMU and alibaba are obviously fucked, but SHOP is just those companies with some canadian wallpaper slapped on the website

you have literally no idea what you’re talking about, and you’re a faggot for not posting your put options.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g+9WJJUD Mon 07 Apr 2025 23:56:12 No.22503260 Report

Quoted By: >>22503268

>>22503241
damn unc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:00:44 No.22503268 Report

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>>22503260
My kids are probably your age!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g+9WJJUD Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:04:25 No.22503274 Report

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>>22503268
probably close if you had them when you were young lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqnYl3zM Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:05:26 No.22503277 Report

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>>22503252
>companies that provide no value can't compete
shame

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:08:34 No.22503286 Report

Quoted By: >>22503299

>>22503239
Most of the other non-China tariffs are a nothingburger, but even if they were to repeal all other tariffs and keep the 104% China tariffs intact, that by itself would still be an apocalyptic trade disruption worthy of crashing the market. Those China tariffs aren't going away.

>>22503252
I have deep OTM LEAP puts on
>NVDA
>AVGO
>SMCI
>ASML
>COST
>NFLX
>TSLA
And I want to add AMZN to my bearfolio. Dropshippers will still have just as hard of a time sourcing products as Amazon themselves, and adding that extra level of indirection doesn't change the final outcome. Amazon's entire retail business model is based on selling cheap chinkshit to offset higher operational costs vs. brick and mortar stores. That model is done.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hiReGDPy Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:13:55 No.22503299 Report

Quoted By: >>22503304 >>22503320

>>22503286
Why netflix?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g+9WJJUD Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:14:36 No.22503304 Report

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>>22503299
hoes b luvin netflix

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Anonymous ID:vo6jX/Be Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:18:04 No.22503316 Report

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>nobody knows what's going on
>options trading going apeshit in both directions
>the stock market is designed to take money from options traders at all costs, even when it makes no logical sense to do so

We crab

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:18:48 No.22503320 Report

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>>22503299
It's overvalued, prone to sudden precipitous declines, has an increasingly shitty product, and will get impacted by consumers tightening their spending during a recession. But also because there was a bug in my vibe coded options screener script where it was fetching stale options quotes based on the last trading price instead of the current ask price. I probably would have gone with a different company if that bug had been corrected, but it's not enough to make me close out the position.

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Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:21:43 No.22503333 Report

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dreamed about strarcraft, this time i was winning, only i wasn't playing it i was in it, only i wasn't protoss like normal i was a zerg commander. had weird interludes to playing dota as well as real life, playing with friends and that first evening of summer vacation as a kid, which today feels like, you know when you're free of something horrible and suddenly have enormous amounts of time? hard to describe but it was a good dream all around, strategy and optimism was the general vibe.

don't think we're free of the bear market. feel like if we were ethereums would be going up. then again it lagged stocks after the last one, you never truly know. think the plan is to raise the market on some on hopium and then dash things. then again there might not be a plan. this one might be play as things go. not so sure trump and tptb are playing that way though. sometimes i feel like everything is orchestrated and is a ploy for the elites to gain more power at the expense of everyone else. oh well. today i'm feeling good. a nice cash cushion makes me feel better about where i'm at, still have a ton of equity too, it just got repriced a little, confident things will get back to normal eventually, if we're not already there, and feeling like i'm gaining skills with the trading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lizoPzNPC-I

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXr3hyay Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:23:28 No.22503341 Report

Quoted By: >>22503346 >>22503406

I'm very curious to see what happens in 35 minutes when Shanghai opens. The US markets had a massive rally and are going to continue to rally tomorrow I believe. If China is still getting utterly obliterated without burning pensions, then it will show China is becoming disconnected from the global market, and masses of money if shifting to western vassals, or the US itself. And that's huge for Trump. It would also mean what he's doing is working. Which means submissions from all the other nations will start happening

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:25:30 No.22503346 Report

Quoted By: >>22503348

>>22503341
Good analysis, but it really should he posted with a frog. Preferably wearing a suit or smoking a pipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXr3hyay Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:26:03 No.22503348 Report

Quoted By: >>22503354

>>22503346
Good point, thank you for the feedback. It will be corrected in the future.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:28:13 No.22503354 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503348
You're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:34:55 No.22503365 Report

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i cant believe the US market is ok and the rest of the world is fucked no one could have ever foreseen this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AnxL8L+v Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:37:37 No.22503374 Report

Quoted By: >>22503382 >>22503385 >>22503391

You stupid buttfuckers told me today was going to be Black Monday.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vo6jX/Be Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:38:50 No.22503382 Report

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>>22503374
It was until options needed to be liquidated. Sorry anon.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!aVC92Fv3YgN

Scoopsicus, The Black !!aVC92Fv3YgN ID:/WVhXFCt Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:39:11 No.22503385 Report

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>>22503374
bobo never gets to cum

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Anonymous ID:QO18wU21 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:40:19 No.22503390 Report

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>he sold all his stocks and bought SH today
Pump it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:40:37 No.22503391 Report

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>>22503374
I most definitely did not but you only hear what you want to hear pussy ass bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:43:52 No.22503406 Report

Quoted By: >>22503441

>>22503341
think it is a little early to judge whether things are working or not. that's definitely not what things look like from my angle. seems to me tariffs are going up in europe and china, which is the opposite of what we want, and markets are getting clobbered because tptb are angry and it's making everyone else angry. still think this gets solved by compromises and not submissions, but anything could happen of course. think china is doing domestic stimulus at the moment too, so it might take some time to see what tptb do to their markets, but i don't expect them to go up or lead the us through this mess. as sour as they are on us their plan is not to supplant the usa with china.

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Anonymous ID:vo6jX/Be Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:44:15 No.22503407 Report

Quoted By: >>22504012

I find it really funny how algos have made it so the stock market will do the opposite of what the majority thinks it will do.

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Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:44:52 No.22503411 Report

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Don’t hide just buy.

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Anonymous ID:T/JU8xsA Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:45:00 No.22503412 Report

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Hmm

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vo6jX/Be Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:45:16 No.22503417 Report

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Japanese markets up 6%.
Anime is saved.

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Anonymous ID:T/JU8xsA Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:46:43 No.22503423 Report

Quoted By: >>22503431 >>22503464 >>22503499

Here's your bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pSpetkrh Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:48:41 No.22503431 Report

Quoted By: >>22503464

>>22503423
yuck

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Anonymous ID:SHQeTKOD Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:48:54 No.22503433 Report

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$SPIR may be in for a strong recovery here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4t0YoP6z Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:50:56 No.22503439 Report

Quoted By:

buying puts at 10:24 am

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OXr3hyay Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:51:22 No.22503441 Report

Quoted By: >>22503464

>>22503406
What I believe Trump is doing is ensuring Europe, and all other Chinese trade partners of value, must listen to the US in regard to trading with China. That is, we must all be on the same page. The point of all this is to melt down China's economy and move manufacturing out to friendly vassals, and maybe a little bit domestically. China is unwilling to work cohesively as the world's manufacturing arm anymore and wants to dictate a slave level lowest common denominator everyone else has to maintain in order to compete with them on all fronts. Their continued currency devaluation etc illustrates this.

Yes this will be solved with compromises, but part of that compromise will be an agreement to let the United States control the flow of trade with China. China is being melted down. And before the year is out I believe we will have a puppet replacing Xi.

If Shanghai is still melting down overnight, it's probably one of the first signs that what Trump is doing is working. We will be rallying while they will be melting down. That disconnect is substantive. That's all I mean. It increases the probabilities, and the market goes by probabilities.

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:52:38 No.22503447 Report

Quoted By: >>22503463

https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/1909379955462484346

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:T/JU8xsA Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:56:29 No.22503463 Report

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>>22503447
We don't even fucking trade with that parasitic shithole, they're just a leach

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:56:30 No.22503464 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503423
>>22503431
she's pretty from that angle i think. gorgeous arms.
>>22503441
possibly. coordinated market maneuvers brought down the soviet union in the 80's, got rid of brezhnev and got gorbachev installed. it's not in the history books though, but check out how the dollar and oil moved and how march '85 was a major pivot, particularly for the dollar.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t8O9pCyP Tue 08 Apr 2025 00:59:42 No.22503479 Report

Quoted By: >>22503494 >>22503498

guys
look at the Nikkei 225

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:T/JU8xsA Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:07:31 No.22503494 Report

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>>22503479
Its funny because tariffs are proceeding

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqnYl3zM Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:08:07 No.22503498 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503479
I'm gonna kek if everyone pumps except china.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nwO60Yyv Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:08:14 No.22503499 Report

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>>22503423
I would marry.
A non-fat white woman is all I need to be happy and start a family with kids that look like me
difficulty level: impossible

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AGwTDNAC Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:18:36 No.22503983 Report

Quoted By: >>22503992

>Futures

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:20:21 No.22503986 Report

Quoted By: >>22504001

>China’s Commerce Ministry said it “resolutely opposes” U.S. President Donald Trump’s threat of escalating tariffs, and vowed to take countermeasures to safeguard its own rights and interests.

>The comments came after Trump said he would impose an additional 50% duty on U.S. imports from China Wednesday, if Beijing does not withdraw the 34% tariff it imposed on American products last week.

>This is breaking news. Please refresh for updates.

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Anonymous ID:pSpetkrh Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:23:03 No.22503992 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503983
boosh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eZe1MFr5 Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:27:40 No.22504001 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503986
Wonder if they will last longer than a few weeks like canada.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8N5uUkyr Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:30:18 No.22504008 Report

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Remember, you can "short" China's market through the 3x leveraged bear ETF properly named YANG.

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:dSW3Z6E/ Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:32:19 No.22504012 Report

Quoted By:

>>22503407
>pic
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:32:32 No.22504013 Report

Quoted By: >>22504018

I've got $50 on Florida winning the sportsballs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kwOStLd1 Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:36:55 No.22504018 Report

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>>22504013
gonna watch some baseball here soon.
wishing goodnight to my beloved. don't be a stranger. missing you so.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jxda46k1 Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:39:50 No.22504023 Report

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>Kramer is now bullish

Fuck bros. I already dropped another 3k today. Time to sell everything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bMTzPJ1J Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:40:40 No.22504027 Report

Quoted By: >>22504058

Why is gold refusing to move up whenever I go long? Why do these retarded japs and chinks not allow gold to break through?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bMTzPJ1J Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:43:16 No.22504034 Report

Quoted By:

Nothing bothers the entire world more than gold going up tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uzf8djkS Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:45:28 No.22504037 Report

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If you guys want to understand the tariffs you need to read the paper Stephen Miran wrote, A User's Guide to Restructuring the Global Trading System. They're trying to use the tariffs to devalue the dollar, among other things. Very serious business, the people around Trump (and probably the man himself, especially now that he thinks he's on a mission from God) think the country is fucking over if they don't do this.

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:47:35 No.22504043 Report

Quoted By: >>22504050 >>22504118

>Futures

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:51:20 No.22504050 Report

Quoted By: >>22504115

>>22504043
They want to kill people that shorted.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YU2HSH4r Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:54:58 No.22504057 Report

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I wish I had shorted.
But I also wish I stuck with my original plan and bought DJT in September and MSTX on election day. I coulda been rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YU2HSH4r Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:55:35 No.22504058 Report

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>>22504027
Chinese were buying gold and are now selling the top because they're scared their economy is about to get fucked.

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 01:56:51 No.22504060 Report

Quoted By: >>22504111

>absolutely exhausted from following the markets the last few days
>fell asleep and took a nap
>dream about staring at the investing.com futures quotes and refreshing the page every five seconds
>that's the dream

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Anonymous ID:8N5uUkyr Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:02:06 No.22504075 Report

Quoted By: >>22504155

China burning pensions again?

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Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:12:06 No.22504109 Report

Quoted By:

>Nippon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t59M+SEA Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:12:15 No.22504111 Report

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>>22504060
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:13:50 No.22504115 Report

Quoted By: >>22504124

>>22504050
>Market pukes up 15% in a calendar week
>STILL keep shorting
Caught with your hand in the cookie jar baka desu senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XCcIpnlC Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:13:51 No.22504117 Report

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>>22501075
smg needs more busty giantess, especially breast smothering

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o8cXK+wQ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:13:55 No.22504118 Report

Quoted By: >>22504145

>>22504043

It'll be red by open, and if it's not I'll just buy more puts.

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Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:15:25 No.22504124 Report

Quoted By: >>22504131 >>22504138

>>22504115
I’m long, though.. I’m watching My Name Is Earl.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:18:10 No.22504131 Report

Quoted By: >>22504143

>>22504124
Sex with Joy

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:19:12 No.22504138 Report

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>>22504124
Oh, I was talking generally.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:20:53 No.22504143 Report

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>>22504131
Based. I never finished the series and then it ended on a cliffhanger.. I like crab man, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8N5uUkyr Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:21:23 No.22504145 Report

Quoted By: >>22504164

>>22504118
>It'll be red by open, and if it's not I'll just buy more puts.
Broadcom literally announced a $10 bill buyback after hours. The market is healing tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zyG0lxP6 Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:24:31 No.22504155 Report

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>>22504075
China only recently got pensions. It's part of the countries problem.

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Anonymous ID:vo6jX/Be Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:26:43 No.22504160 Report

Quoted By: >>22504190

I think China is making a big mistake here.
Their goal should be to continue to do nothing, play ball, and build influence and power.

The US wants to bait them into a conflict, whether militarily or tradewise. This is a huge mistake on their part. If they had simply said "we're willing to negotiate" it would have swept things under the rug while the US continues to decline.

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Anonymous ID:rwNZP4n3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:29:12 No.22504164 Report

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>>22504145
Supposedly they just blew all of their cash on hand to perform that one (1) share buyback.
https://macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/AVGO/broadcom/cash-on-hand

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:29:13 No.22504165 Report

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You know, I just realized hit only 2.5% above the December 2022 peak today. Let THAT sink in.

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Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:31:20 No.22504170 Report

Quoted By: >>22504193

Don't mind me just going to post Jaime Presley from the /tv/ thread. I'm not faceblind but a Margot Robbie might slip through.

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Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:31:53 No.22504174 Report

Quoted By: >>22504193

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Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:32:40 No.22504176 Report

Quoted By: >>22504193

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XCcIpnlC Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:32:50 No.22504178 Report

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Trump should do 9000% additional tariffs on China because fuck it, this 'black monday' was so disappointing man

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Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:34:36 No.22504184 Report

Quoted By: >>22504193

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Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:34:58 No.22504186 Report

Quoted By: >>22504193

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zyG0lxP6 Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:36:13 No.22504190 Report

Quoted By: >>22504196

>>22504160
Chinas face culture is hard to suppress sometimes.

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Anonymous ID:97X5fgA9 Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:36:50 No.22504193 Report

Quoted By:

>>22504170
>>22504174
>>22504176
>>22504184
>>22504186
nice

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Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:37:23 No.22504194 Report

Quoted By: >>22504197 >>22504198 >>22504200

Last one Joy frends

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Anonymous ID:V/NtdUfZ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:37:49 No.22504196 Report

Quoted By: >>22504231

>>22504190
>Chinas face culture
How do they tell the difference?!

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Anonymous ID:97X5fgA9 Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:38:00 No.22504197 Report

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>>22504194
thanks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XB21o1yG Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:38:03 No.22504198 Report

Quoted By:

>>22504194
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS AN ALIEN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o8cXK+wQ Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:38:37 No.22504200 Report

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>>22504194

She's actually been nude quite a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zyG0lxP6 Tue 08 Apr 2025 02:50:53 No.22504231 Report

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>>22504196
Exactly so you have to show your true face by sharing your wealth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yaYRdyhG Tue 08 Apr 2025 03:12:42 No.22504276 Report

Quoted By: >>22504281

Gators team was really good this year. Should’ve bet on them to win the tourney.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:igUi2OvJ Tue 08 Apr 2025 03:14:58 No.22504281 Report

Quoted By:

>>22504276
I bet $50 on robingoy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vuc6bnyD Tue 08 Apr 2025 03:19:30 No.22504294 Report

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bake niggas
I'm going to post trump's plan to restructure global trade next thread
This is the research I've done to figure out what's going on with the trade deficit, what's causing it, and what trump is going to do about it.
In a month or two, this is what everyone will be talking about.

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Anonymous ID:4Hbnfhz3 Tue 08 Apr 2025 03:23:51 No.22504306 Report

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LAST PICCOUNT STOLEN BY THE MAN WITH NO HOME

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lyi9GS78 Tue 08 Apr 2025 03:34:45 No.22504344 Report

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New bread
>>22504343

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