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> Go to very traditional British school
> School has prize giving day in local theatre
> We take like 40 minutes to sit down
> End up sitting with the kid with ADHD to my right
> In front of him is his friend
> Sitting to my left is the German exchange student
> Ceremony begins
> School Orchestra plays some classical music, sound good but some are playing out of tune
> Orchestra then play the dambuster's march
> German kid finds it kind of confusing at first, but seems to find it funny near the end
> He then goes back to being the serious German that he is
> about an hour later, prizes are being given out
> ADHD kid starts pissing around with his friend
> Teacher on stage talks about an award
> we all applaud
> ADHD kid pulls out empty water bottle
> Teacher talking quietly, but can still be heard
> ADHD kid hits his friend in the back of the head with the top of the bottle
> makes the loudest fucking noise you have ever heard from someone's skull
> Teacher stops talking
> all 1000 students stare at the ADHD kid
> everyone's sides are in orbit
> look to my left
> German kid smiles
> Other teacher walks up to ADHD kid
> shouting
> laughing stops
> Teacher at front just starts talking again
> look to my left again
> German kid slowly loses smile
> Looks fucking livid
> whispers to me
> "zis is a very important event! do not laugh!"
> mfw
> think he is just joking
> still livid until end of ceremony
> look down at order of proceedings sheet
> next up is the national anthem (of UK)
> we all stand up
> We start singing
> German kid doesn't know lyrics
> still stands
> anthem ends
> ADHD kid has to clean theatre
> German kid opens mouth
> "arbeit mach frei"
> Punches ADHD kid
> Gives sieg heil
> Apologises to ADHD kid
> Hitler was a sensitive man
> Go to very traditional British school
> School has prize giving day in local theatre
> We take like 40 minutes to sit down
> End up sitting with the kid with ADHD to my right
> In front of him is his friend
> Sitting to my left is the German exchange student
> Ceremony begins
> School Orchestra plays some classical music, sound good but some are playing out of tune
> Orchestra then play the dambuster's march
> German kid finds it kind of confusing at first, but seems to find it funny near the end
> He then goes back to being the serious German that he is
> about an hour later, prizes are being given out
> ADHD kid starts pissing around with his friend
> Teacher on stage talks about an award
> we all applaud
> ADHD kid pulls out empty water bottle
> Teacher talking quietly, but can still be heard
> ADHD kid hits his friend in the back of the head with the top of the bottle
> makes the loudest fucking noise you have ever heard from someone's skull
> Teacher stops talking
> all 1000 students stare at the ADHD kid
> everyone's sides are in orbit
> look to my left
> German kid smiles
> Other teacher walks up to ADHD kid
> shouting
> laughing stops
> Teacher at front just starts talking again
> look to my left again
> German kid slowly loses smile
> Looks fucking livid
> whispers to me
> "zis is a very important event! do not laugh!"
> mfw
> think he is just joking
> still livid until end of ceremony
> look down at order of proceedings sheet
> next up is the national anthem (of UK)
> we all stand up
> We start singing
> German kid doesn't know lyrics
> still stands
> anthem ends
> ADHD kid has to clean theatre
> German kid opens mouth
> "arbeit mach frei"
> Punches ADHD kid
> Gives sieg heil
> Apologises to ADHD kid
> Hitler was a sensitive man
