Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the coffee shop and order a SMALL coffee?

Here's the thing, if I order a SMALL coffee then people might start to wonder, what else about this guy is small?

I've learned from /pol/ that you have to take what you want in life and project an image. Do you think that a larger than life character that is popular and well liked is the type of guy to order a SMALL coffee? I don't.