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Anonymous ID:+iWkoO23 Wed 09 Apr 2025 18:12:30 No.22515827 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22517218 >>22517594 >>22517728 >>22518215

Giant bullrun confirmed edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pK7K4XNS Wed 09 Apr 2025 19:34:50 No.22516963 Report

Quoted By: >>22517256

>>22515014
>>22515825
nigger why did you make two?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VHGztosX Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:03:46 No.22517203 Report

Quoted By: >>22517215 >>22517216 >>22517220 >>22517222

so what happens tomorrow?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0AEfRFkT Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:04:27 No.22517212 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q1h8HFE Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:04:31 No.22517215 Report

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>>22517203
Line might go up
Line might go down

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:04:35 No.22517216 Report

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>>22517203
Bobos turn again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/6i8yKoz Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:04:36 No.22517217 Report

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>>22517181
Canadian baker is retarded but whatever
I'll take the gains. Market is calling trump out. nothing will happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eiy1Q0bb Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:04:37 No.22517218 Report

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>>22515827
Why is it so quiet in here?
Was that a firework I heard going off down the hall? Who's lighting off a single firework inside?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+BOvkTti Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:04:44 No.22517220 Report

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>>22517203
China

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMIbttcN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:04:46 No.22517222 Report

Quoted By: >>22517234

>>22517203
I bought Walmart puts, so I imagine Walmart will moon despite China tariffs. So that means Trump will reverse those two because he is all fucking talk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9bNRSOtO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:05:37 No.22517229 Report

Quoted By: >>22517304

I don't understand the giantess fetish, but I respect the pervert game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UMIbttcN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:06:14 No.22517234 Report

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>>22517222
Also proofs
>t. Chewy anon roth

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:06:32 No.22517236 Report

Quoted By: >>22517254

>>22517181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RicaUqd9Hg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q1h8HFE Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:06:53 No.22517241 Report

Quoted By: >>22517302

>>22517217
Which one though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VUctAsLb Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:07:03 No.22517242 Report

Quoted By: >>22517309

>>22517183
I cashed out and bought a house now I'm below 7figs and playing it safe for the time being, but it just sucks seeing tiny paychecks not even make a dent. And now spending a fortune on maintenance items and tools. Seriously sometimes wish I didn't buyed a house and kept renting with a big portfolio.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:395oQgho Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:07:26 No.22517249 Report

Quoted By: >>22517310

You'd think the covid V shaped recovery was retarded looking, but this takes the cake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:08:16 No.22517254 Report

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>>22517236
prices aren't updating with my broker. it's still going up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMIbttcN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:08:37 No.22517256 Report

Quoted By: >>22517329

>>22516963
What do you mean? Two anons baked at around the same time. It happens because there is a lag between when you post and when you can see the other op post. Plus you are busy making your own thread, so you can't check every second.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:08:50 No.22517301 Report

Quoted By:

Reminder that bubbles always, always, always
>always
>ALWAYS
follow the meme chart.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/6i8yKoz Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:08:55 No.22517302 Report

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>>22517241
I'll tell ya when I see a decent Canadian.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9bNRSOtO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:09:11 No.22517303 Report

Quoted By: >>22517374

Did >>(you) capitulate? Confess your sins, my sons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eiy1Q0bb Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:09:12 No.22517304 Report

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>>22517229
The giantess fetish and the turning every popular character into a 500lb futa with a horse penis being ever-present on all rule 34 related imageboards across the web is one of the greatest mysteries facing the field of psychology today,

I have been captivated by the phenomenon for years, I have looked into paraphilia extensively, and I'm still no closer to an answer than when I started.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VUctAsLb Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:09:27 No.22517309 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517242
>>22517183
And also that all came from crypto. Stocks basically I kept pace with inflation. But yeah now crypto is kind of gay and my account is big enough for stocks to be my play now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Y92JNzP2 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:09:31 No.22517310 Report

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12 beers today, I think we are entering problematic territory.

>>22517249
We are only a few months in, not the last dump and pump.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:09:49 No.22517312 Report

Quoted By: >>22517327 >>22517355 >>22517368

What if China closes their kingdom to foreigners like the 17th century?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMIbttcN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:12:00 No.22517327 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517312
Is that when their generals ate the whole town they were fighting when they ran out of food?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pK7K4XNS Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:12:06 No.22517329 Report

Quoted By: >>22517340

>>22517256
that's precisely why you should always announce that you're making a thread so that anyone else who wanted to do it will know that another one is in the making

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:12:13 No.22517332 Report

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Tired now.. Watching new spring anime.. bring on the next dump.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:12:21 No.22517336 Report

Quoted By:

after hours still green
bull back on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0KEXF8C2 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:12:54 No.22517338 Report

Quoted By: >>22517346 >>22517350 >>22517357 >>22517362

so there really is never an opportunity for the poor to jump in and slurp up cheap stocks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMIbttcN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:12:58 No.22517340 Report

Quoted By: >>22517360

>>22517329
That doesn't work, because people lie about making them to troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:13:55 No.22517346 Report

Quoted By: >>22517359

>>22517338
Friday before close? Monday morning?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EpVIaihw Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:14:41 No.22517350 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517338
literally just buy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eiy1Q0bb Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:15:30 No.22517355 Report

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>>22517312
Xi is in a tough spot. This is exactly what he didn't want to happen.
He can't not trade with America, he also can't trade with America on fair terms.

But they were right on the cusp.
Deepseek is unironically superior to both GPT and Clade.
Chinese media is starting to make unironic international hits.
Their car sales are doing well.
They're very close to being able to outcompete.

He needs to stall for time now. I expect something soon to make trump happy, he just needs a bit more.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:15:43 No.22517357 Report

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>>22517338
I mean
we're still significantly under the recent highs
there's a decently long way up, you can make plenty of money here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0KEXF8C2 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:15:57 No.22517359 Report

Quoted By: >>22517366 >>22517386 >>22517388

>>22517346
wow anon a 500 dollar stock dropped to 480!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q1h8HFE Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:16:03 No.22517360 Report

Quoted By: >>22517372

>>22517340
It's ultimately a nonissue unless some fag is deliberately thread splitting. We can always just circle back to the extra thread like right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9bNRSOtO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:16:18 No.22517362 Report

Quoted By: >>22517378

>>22517338
Literally every day since the last week of February until this morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EpVIaihw Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:17:43 No.22517366 Report

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>>22517359
and when it's 600 EOY you will wish you bought it at 550.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V5OMObCg Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:18:02 No.22517368 Report

Quoted By: >>22517373

>>22517312
Trump takes Hong Kong and forces Xi to buy US opium and import Africans.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMIbttcN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:18:58 No.22517372 Report

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>>22517360
More a pain at low volume when people make multiple threads. Easier now when we burn through threads quick.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:19:08 No.22517373 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517368
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RXdyGBMV Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:19:30 No.22517374 Report

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>>22517303

im glad ive learned to hold the downturn and also had the urge to buy near the bottom and not sell.

holding a dying stock is not a good skill but still.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0KEXF8C2 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:20:13 No.22517378 Report

Quoted By: >>22517409

>>22517362
ill be honest im just the average /bant/ard that looks at the happening threads, i havent looked at stocks in forever and thought this recent tariff thing was an opportunity for people like me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ttQTonDI Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:21:39 No.22517386 Report

Quoted By: >>22517397 >>22517403

>>22517359
>i need stuff to be discounted by 90%, and then after i buy for them to go up 9 times in price, otherwise theres no justice
>why am i poor its not fair

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:22:05 No.22517388 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517359
what do you think the S&P 500 tracks?
did you not bother looking at any of the underlying securities?
some companies actually receded to near 15 p/e and were value buys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0KEXF8C2 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:24:04 No.22517397 Report

Quoted By: >>22517410 >>22517412

>>22517386
unironically yes. the average income earner is priced out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:24:48 No.22517400 Report

Quoted By: >>22517404 >>22517433

So any post that he DJT could be a heads up for a political move that's about to shake the market up or down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:24:53 No.22517402 Report

Quoted By: >>22517426

gonna do my sit in the sunshine thing, then probably take a nap. want to announce to my crush that it's been 3 months now since we met and i fell for you. i still care for you and i miss you, and i'm not relishing this time apart. to spend a day with you is my greatest wish and i hope one day you'll grant me that. you are adorable and a beautiful thing for me to think about. we can hammer out our differences and bring each other joy and warmth, it breaks my heart to think it might not be so.
spend some time today looking back at the good times we shared, and know that it's just a fraction of the attention and care i want to spend on you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xyfqun7L Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:24:59 No.22517403 Report

Quoted By: >>22517415

>>22517386
This is how pennystock traders are born and why many former thread regulars have mourned the dearth of penny recs since 2021 I am convinced

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:25:02 No.22517404 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517400
That he signs* DJT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q1h8HFE Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:25:38 No.22517409 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517378
There will probably be some more opertunities to get in cheap this month just from how insane the markets have been acting, just don't expect the apocalyptic gigadump some bobos have been hyping up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ttQTonDI Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:25:43 No.22517410 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517397
there's literally no such thing as "priced out" in stock market investing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:25:49 No.22517412 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517397
thats not how this works
if the "stock" that was at 500 plummeted to 10, your street would be on fire and people would be going door to door looting

value is fractional and relative

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:26:09 No.22517415 Report

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>>22517403
Stinky pinkies at least followed charts. They were predictable. No algorithms to deal with.

GIANT LOSER

GIANT LOSER ID:2oayZGg3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:26:43 No.22517420 Report

Quoted By: >>22517449

I think Trump should designate the Chinese Communist Party a foreign terrorist organization, and proceed to cut all ties with the mainland chinks, focus more on our relationship with the side twinks in Taiwan and the English speaking chinks in Hong Kong

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:skNltt2M Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:27:04 No.22517423 Report

Quoted By: >>22517438 >>22517493

Up 25% today, my greenest day of all time.
Thank you Trump Pump

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tFyde8yK Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:27:39 No.22517425 Report

Quoted By: >>22517474

I have a stupid question.
Do covered call etfs pay [call income] + [dividends if applicable]? So when the yield is 7.90% and the index it's following pays 2% dividends the call income is around 5.90%?

GIANT LOSER

GIANT LOSER ID:2oayZGg3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:27:48 No.22517426 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517402
bro my healing crystal single handedly saved the whole stock market, we are fucking back!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RXdyGBMV Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:29:06 No.22517433 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517400
smiggers said his first term tweets made market pump often

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:up+dre0j Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:29:07 No.22517434 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517181
+17.3%, looking at a spicy pump into tomorrow morning if chongy doesnt do anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0AEfRFkT Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:30:17 No.22517438 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517423
Good job babe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b8Zpl+5P Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:31:01 No.22517442 Report

Quoted By: >>22517448 >>22517450

>usually ignore stock market
>decide Monday morning to sell my dumped amd stock stock and put it into VIXY
>put my last 500 into SQQQ
>pass out this morning with alarms that don't go off
>wake up to money gone way down and AMD stock all the way back up
Fuck stocks man...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iQoI5zwp Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:31:56 No.22517446 Report

Quoted By: >>22517456

Please mister Xi.Please crash the markets tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ttQTonDI Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:32:43 No.22517448 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517442
>why yes, I am a registered member of the Panican Party, how did you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:32:43 No.22517449 Report

Quoted By: >>22517459

>>22517420
Hopefully what happens is that he is working to align Europe with our prerogative and put their own tariffs on China. Freeze China out and then Xi becomes our bitch. The motherfucker shut down entirely for 3 years during COVID. We survived.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IbOE94/K Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:32:45 No.22517450 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517442
Thanks for playing!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:33:15 No.22517456 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517446
what could he even do at this point besides invading taiwan
further reciprocals wont do anything

GIANT LOSER

GIANT LOSER ID:2oayZGg3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:34:02 No.22517459 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517449
we don't need the eurocucks, they'll all be speaking Russian by this time next year anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IbOE94/K Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:34:20 No.22517460 Report

Quoted By:

I'm glad we got a fake and based market instead of a fake and gay market today.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:35:32 No.22517466 Report

Quoted By: >>22517475 >>22517483 >>22518015

>he changed his mind about destroying the world economy because he saw some kike on TV
lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:37:08 No.22517473 Report

Quoted By: >>22517481

>>22517181
+38%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMIbttcN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:37:16 No.22517474 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517425
Do you even know what a covered call is? Generally it means you buy stock then sell a call option, having enough stock to use if the call is executed by the buyer. If you understand that then whoever controls the stock on dividend record day gets the dividend. That means you unless they executed it (took away your shares).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:37:21 No.22517475 Report

Quoted By: >>22517502

>>22517466
he was already planning it
the monday leak was clearly intentional

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMIbttcN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:38:45 No.22517481 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:39:22 No.22517483 Report

Quoted By: >>22517527

>>22517466
He’s actually Greek Orthodox. I like Dimon he’s one of the few good CEO’s.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:40:26 No.22517493 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517423
>my greenest day of all time
This one is a ways shy of that marker but it's the most I've ever made from just blue chips and tqqq. My best day was a pure gamble on absolute trash that paid off. I don't gamble that hard anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rj4zQQ8u Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:41:39 No.22517500 Report

Quoted By:

orange man talking again?
this sure isn't boring rn

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GIANT LOSER ID:2oayZGg3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:41:58 No.22517502 Report

Quoted By: >>22517509

>>22517475
>The Monday leak was clearly intentional.
I think you dropped this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:43:13 No.22517509 Report

Quoted By: >>22517517

>>22517502
Yeah man it's just a coincidence that one of Trump's financial advisers leaked to bloomberg a specific pause date number that turned out to be exactly right just a couple days later.

GIANT LOSER

GIANT LOSER ID:2oayZGg3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:44:45 No.22517517 Report

Quoted By: >>22517539 >>22517541

>>22517509
>Yeah man it's just a coincidence that one of Trump's financial advisers leaked to bloomberg a specific pause date number that turned out to be exactly right just a couple days later.
You got a source on that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:46:13 No.22517526 Report

Quoted By: >>22517530

Why did eurocucks turned out to be such faggot. Did all the good ones leave in the 1800s?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:46:26 No.22517527 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517483
>changed the family name from Papademetriou to Dimon
clever goy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zgLoMYUt Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:46:32 No.22517529 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517181
Up an auspicious 11.11%, so I'm beginning to recover my losses. Tomorrow will be red, ex div day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:46:42 No.22517530 Report

Quoted By: >>22517667

>>22517526
>hurr durr

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:47:21 No.22517535 Report

Quoted By: >>22517542

>>22517181
my portfolio swung from $350 to $1,200 lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VUctAsLb Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:47:52 No.22517539 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517517
It literally happened though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:48:08 No.22517541 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517517
the source is my asshole
either way I won't believe otherwise, the market was heading for devastation and then monday it all abates because of "random" report of a 90 day pause

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:48:15 No.22517542 Report

Quoted By: >>22517564 >>22517605

>>22517535
>my portfolio
>$350 to $1,200
You have to be 18y old to post here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:48:41 No.22517545 Report

Quoted By: >>22517764

I didn’t check. Japan was selling US bonds?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:51:09 No.22517564 Report

Quoted By: >>22517578 >>22517588 >>22517759

>>22517542
>he doesn't know about my tragic tale of great beheeming

GIANT LOSER

GIANT LOSER ID:2oayZGg3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:51:13 No.22517565 Report

Quoted By: >>22517573

So is the 90-day pause from when the tariffs were announced, when the pause was announced, or when the tariffs were supposed to go into effect? This shit is too fucking confusing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ui5URvRo Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:52:09 No.22517571 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517181
+18% or so

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VUctAsLb Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:52:36 No.22517573 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517565
>thinks we're going to go the full 90 days
Who cares it'll change before then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/6i8yKoz Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:53:22 No.22517578 Report

Quoted By: >>22517589

>>22517564
I guess that's like 50-60k in america. You should start investing and stop gambling.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:54:56 No.22517588 Report

Quoted By: >>22517603

>>22517564
>Pszenica anon.
Nvm. Why don't you deposit more money?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:55:04 No.22517589 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517578
My real money (about $20k) is in bonds + savings (for quick access)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LQ/EfJQh Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:55:59 No.22517594 Report

Quoted By:

>>22515827
Just yelled “blue collar people dont deserve respect” to a bunch of blue collar people lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qbT508HO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:57:01 No.22517602 Report

Quoted By: >>22517640

>>22517088
now show us the 1 month chart. also,
>keeping ANY money in a fkn robinhood account after the gamestop fiasco
you're literally part of the problem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:57:05 No.22517603 Report

Quoted By: >>22517623

>>22517588
I just deposited $1,000 on Friday and Monday and got margin called twice + would have gotten margin called two more times if it wasn't for selling some stuff. I was trying to hold my long term VIX shorts as much as possible, so this morning despite my recent deposits I was down to about $350 lmao.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oW1dx9xg Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:57:07 No.22517604 Report

Quoted By: >>22517644 >>22517687

Bailed out, i'm done with the stock market for a while, maybe i'll be back in 4 years. I think i'll just buy a house and rent it out or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LQ/EfJQh Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:57:19 No.22517605 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517542
I got my first job when I was like 22

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A3WOSuzj Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:58:16 No.22517613 Report

Quoted By: >>22517629

This one goes out to all the doomer non-Americans:

FUCK YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WUL/YyF9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:58:27 No.22517615 Report

Quoted By: >>22517631

bros... what he fuck is happening I woke up to my port up 30% WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:59:28 No.22517623 Report

Quoted By: >>22517634 >>22517681

>>22517603
Bro why are you trying to make it big on one super levered trade, it's literally a lottery. Can't you just invest?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9bNRSOtO Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:59:49 No.22517629 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517613
Fuck, I would HEEM Neil Young.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:00:01 No.22517631 Report

Quoted By: >>22517643

>>22517615
Trump watched TV and changed his mind about tariffing the whole world

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:rQxzqaUy Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:00:20 No.22517634 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517623
gambling addiction

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RXdyGBMV Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:00:53 No.22517640 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517602
he called the bottom. he wanted to slurp monday but pussied out it seems,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A3WOSuzj Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:01:03 No.22517643 Report

Quoted By: >>22517662 >>22517681

>>22517631
Is this really the fucking libtard cope??? That Trump is just a wishy washy coward or something? Nooooo he didn't have conversations with world leaders, he would never!!!! You fags are pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:01:08 No.22517644 Report

Quoted By: >>22517651

>>22517604
>$151k
>Buy a house.
You can't even buy a house here for that kind of money.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dq8QE3v3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:02:27 No.22517651 Report

Quoted By: >>22517664

>>22517644
oh come on its a concrete tube how much could it cost?

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

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xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:AwCRoUdz Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:03:21 No.22517661 Report

Quoted By: >>22517675 >>22517682 >>22517714

There’s gonna be a revenge dump right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/6i8yKoz Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:03:28 No.22517662 Report

Quoted By: >>22517700

>>22517643
Trump is an unstable wishy washy retard who says loud things in order to get people to give him things to placate him. I guess it works somewhat but I don't think that will fix larger issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:03:34 No.22517664 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517651
>its a concrete tube
There all sold out, that is literally premium housing you can't expect to find that on the market.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:04:03 No.22517667 Report

Quoted By: >>22517693

>>22517530
Poland's alright tho. You don't obsessively elect women to guide you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q1h8HFE Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:04:34 No.22517675 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517661
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:05:02 No.22517681 Report

Quoted By: >>22517690 >>22517700

>>22517623
I was investing in VIX futures contango lmao. VIX contango outperforms SPX outside of golden bullruns, so that makes sense. My position was sized to handle a modest VIX spike, not a once or twice in a decade spike, and it was hedged by equity shorts, but at the time of the spike my main equity short was TSLA and it wasn't dumping that much.

>>22517643
You Trumptards all sound the same. Yes, your supreme leader is a moron, deal with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:05:07 No.22517682 Report

Quoted By: >>22517688

>>22517661
Bull trap.

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߷ !SPIN6yJzoU ID:RfNB67hh Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:05:54 No.22517686 Report

Quoted By:

my account is up 40% today
that cant be right lol
what a fake and gay market we are living in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0AEfRFkT Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:05:55 No.22517687 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517604
Looked like my portfolio last month. I'm still down 20k

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9bNRSOtO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:05:58 No.22517688 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517682
Double reverse bear trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:06:32 No.22517690 Report

Quoted By: >>22517710

>>22517681
>I was investing in VIX futures contango
>investing
Listen to yourself...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Dbw5kG7D Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:07:06 No.22517692 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dq8QE3v3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:07:10 No.22517693 Report

Quoted By: >>22517717

>>22517667
I think russia cockblocked poles from leaving the pussificaiton of europe is mostly a western europe thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T0ua4ciL Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:07:46 No.22517697 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UoF3YwsDqw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A3WOSuzj Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:08:35 No.22517700 Report

Quoted By: >>22517738

>>22517662
So you have no idea why you lost in 2024 or will lose again in 2026, got it

>>22517681
>Supreme leader!!!
Dude that is the most childish libtard faggotry possible, seriously get over yourself and stop following butthurt Dem idiots online

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NqOZutus Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:09:19 No.22517709 Report

Quoted By: >>22517744 >>22517750 >>22517802

>sold calls to hedge
>+12%
...in one day? on QQQ? you have got to be fucking kidding me bros. wasn't expecting one of the largest day pumps in fucking history. And for what? "OMG no tariffs?!" im not even down hard today, just 1%, but it fucking bothers me so much

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_daily_changes_in_the_S%26P_500_Index

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:09:26 No.22517710 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517690
You're the one bringing up that word. But it's a perfectly legitimate strategy. Notice how the green line is above 0 much more often that the red line. I only fucked up by being slightly overleveraged. Going down with SPX isn't better than going down due to VIX.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VSd9UfCZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:10:11 No.22517714 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517661
there might be a retrace from institutions extracting and repositioning down, but don't bet on it for long just take as exit liquidity on your shorts id you're still holding them
the bull is otherwise resumed this week unless the EU does something inexplicable or China goes after Taiwan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:10:23 No.22517717 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517693
Yeah that makes sense

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߷ !SPIN6yJzoU ID:RfNB67hh Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:10:46 No.22517720 Report

Quoted By: >>22517749

its almost as if the tariff dump was fake and gay the whole time...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yee0zFpG Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:10:48 No.22517721 Report

Quoted By: >>22517737

It would be really funny if it all completely reverses again by the end of this week and we are back where we started like at 3/13 to 3/31 of that time frame

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yee0zFpG Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:12:07 No.22517726 Report

Quoted By:

You did buy the bottom right? Because there is no going back after this.

ENJOY POVERTY

ENJOY POVERTY ID:D9qBK6Nu Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:12:09 No.22517728 Report

Quoted By:

>>22515827
This was a shock to the financial variables, the shock to economic is still yet to come. We'll definately test the bottom. Maybe even break it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:12:31 No.22517733 Report

Quoted By: >>22517741

>He stopped drinking his milk before bed a long time ago.
We are not the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:13:27 No.22517737 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517721
It will reverse next week. There's more retard pumping to be done this week. Baggies need to be completely and irrevocably HOOKED.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/6i8yKoz Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:13:36 No.22517738 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517700
I've never voted but I did bet 100$ on trump in 2016, everyone who isn't a trump supporter thinks that about him. Opinions just vary on whether that's a good strategy or not.

ENJOY POVERTY

ENJOY POVERTY ID:D9qBK6Nu Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:13:41 No.22517739 Report

Quoted By:

At least it's comforting enough to know he's not completely insane and that he'll listen to the bond market at least. Even a retard like him knows that that is game over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/6i8yKoz Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:14:16 No.22517741 Report

Quoted By: >>22517754

>>22517733
Milk dries my mouth out and I wake up a few hours after falling asleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A3WOSuzj Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:14:32 No.22517744 Report

Quoted By: >>22517766

>>22517709
This always happens lmao, can't make it up.

>media and politicians pick the most sensationalist bullshit as the new reason why the world is literally ending but for real this time
>retail freaks the FUCK out
>Big Money sells them puts all the way down
>oops lol the Bad Thing isn't bad anymore
>market moons
>"Ugh why are we going up for no reason?!"

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:14:47 No.22517749 Report

Quoted By: >>22517861

>>22517720
I'm not sure why this wasn't apparent to everybody. The doomers really are just retarded. They roll out the same thesis every time there's a dip and declare that this is the one. Even though the only reason the market dipped this time is because of a policy which clearly was going to be at least reversed by 50% just based on art of the deal tactics. After liberation day, the only possibility was good news from there, outside of retaliation. EU already cucked by waiting. But not only did we get a dip, it serves as a lower support testing for what would have been a correction anyway. Now we got it out of the way so we're free to go to new all-time highs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:14:49 No.22517750 Report

Quoted By: >>22517768

>>22517709
we're swinging hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:15:24 No.22517754 Report

Quoted By: >>22517767

>>22517741
>Milk dries my mouth out
What the fuck do they be putting in the milk there lmfao?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WUL/YyF9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:15:50 No.22517757 Report

Quoted By:

i did try to warn you guys that we were extremely close to capitulation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:16:04 No.22517759 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517564
Space cowboy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nap9tKHQ Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:16:09 No.22517760 Report

Quoted By:

boing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:16:34 No.22517764 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517545
Apparently

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:16:48 No.22517766 Report

Quoted By: >>22517774

>>22517744
Retail has been overwhelmingly buying. You're retail. You may be HOOKED, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/6i8yKoz Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:16:54 No.22517767 Report

Quoted By: >>22517794

>>22517754
it's 2% reduced fat milk. It's not a problem when I'm awake, just if I go to sleep. It's the fat content or somethin. I drink a lot of milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T0ua4ciL Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:17:29 No.22517768 Report

Quoted By: >>22517776 >>22517796

>>22517750
we should get some sort of a t-shirt for being here for it
>I was there when S&P500 went +5% in literal seconds

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:AwCRoUdz Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:18:32 No.22517773 Report

Quoted By:

Biggest Nasdaq rally in 24 years, second biggest in its history. Notice how there are no circuit breakers to the upside

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A3WOSuzj Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:18:45 No.22517774 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517766
I actually haven't bought anything except my typical monthly deposit, which ironically went through on April 2nd. Retail buying over the last week means nothing, tons of retards have been sitting on their hands for the last couple years after getting roasted in 2022.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:19:03 No.22517776 Report

Quoted By: >>22517789

>>22517768
>Trump heemed my portfolio with one tweet and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T0ua4ciL Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:21:18 No.22517789 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517776
perfect. this + printout of the tweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg1deAYK Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:22:30 No.22517794 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517767
>just if I go to sleep.
Yeah, you regurgitate the milk, due relaxation in the esophageal sphincters.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ui5URvRo Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:23:07 No.22517796 Report

Quoted By: >>22517809

>>22517768
I need an image of that Trump tweet, I mean Truth, with a screencap of your portfolio getting buttblasted alongside it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:24:47 No.22517802 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517709
The situation is unique. No president has ever tabled an economic policy so extreme before, without notice (by severity), by executive order. Normally market blow offs are due to reasons that can't be undone on a whim, announced by social media post. Trump did several economic shit posts in his first term but nothing remotely of thus magnitude. That's why intraday records got smashed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T0ua4ciL Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:26:13 No.22517809 Report

Quoted By: >>22517827

>>22517796
I never short, so it actually went up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:26:18 No.22517810 Report

Quoted By: >>22517820 >>22517829 >>22517830

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/6i8yKoz Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:28:06 No.22517820 Report

Quoted By: >>22517827

>>22517810
So what, do they intend to buy chinese or german? It just seems redundant to me, Canada doesn't make cars.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nap9tKHQ Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:28:29 No.22517822 Report

Quoted By: >>22517832

We should all give a big thank you to your President no matter who you voted for our what country you're from, Donald J. Trump, for this fantastic stock rally today.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ui5URvRo Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:29:27 No.22517827 Report

Quoted By: >>22517843

>>22517809
Whoops, mixed you up with the other Polish anon. Are you pancetta anon, or is that him?
>>22517820
I guess so
>We'll buy everybody's else overpriced modern shitboxes
>Just not yours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q1h8HFE Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:29:35 No.22517829 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517810
I can't wait to get heemed by my retarded maplenigger government

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:29:39 No.22517830 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517810
Kinda glad i bought a new car in 2023.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8Rhz5Oay Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:30:09 No.22517831 Report

Quoted By:

holy fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9bNRSOtO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:30:12 No.22517832 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517822
We have the best rallies, don't we folks?

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:AwCRoUdz Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:31:21 No.22517841 Report

Quoted By: >>22517853

I’m literally heemed. I was praising lucifier all day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:31:34 No.22517843 Report

Quoted By: >>22517860

>>22517827
>the other Polish anon
I got beheemed on the way down, Trump's tweet is what partially unbeheemed me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:32:38 No.22517853 Report

Quoted By: >>22517892

>>22517841
We'll be much lower in a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EEFNk4+w Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:33:42 No.22517857 Report

Quoted By:

I timed that shit perfectly and made a lot of money, I'm exhausted and hope this shit stays.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ui5URvRo Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:33:58 No.22517860 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517843
Oh, glad to hear it was only a partial heeming at least

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:34:02 No.22517861 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517749
To be fair, there was reason to worry, just not about the narratives most were pushing about fundamentals or anything. And even if it was an orchestrated scam with a resolution pre planned, its hard to know that for sure without advanced schizo powers and the prices did indeed go violently lower. I am glad you kept your wits about you though and have a new optimism about markets. I am hoping your mood changes some, you are really bursting with sentiment right now and have been for about a week, i understand that too. Just take some time to be calm is all, i think you stay too busy and need more time to reflect and soothe. Hope to talk more soon. I miss your attention so much

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:38:26 No.22517887 Report

Quoted By:

Bearish LEAPs win again. I am still up overall despite today's shenanigans, and I know that I will win in the end. Never, ever
>ever
>EVER
let yourself become a short term ptions gambler. You *WILL* get heemed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:38:27 No.22517888 Report

Quoted By: >>22518036

I read Art Of The Deal several years ago. It wasn't what I expected. The book is mainly a biography of Donald from a business perspective. It's not a business strategy book at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T0ua4ciL Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:39:00 No.22517892 Report

Quoted By: >>22517913 >>22517929

>>22517853
I am not so sure anymore. I am starting to believe that making a quick buck by market manipulation was the only goal all along. an extremely elaborate bear trap, if you will. all the bullshit about bringing companies and jobs back with tariffs was just smoke and mirrors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:41:10 No.22517902 Report

Quoted By: >>22517916 >>22517928

If we shifted all imports we get from China to India, Vietnam, and Mexico, the average cost increase to us would be 10%. China is fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:43:27 No.22517913 Report

Quoted By: >>22517927 >>22518080 >>22518862

>>22517892
The yield curve is never wrong. This is the economic shock that's going to trigger the recession that yields have been forecasting. The day-to-day drama about how we get to the recession doesn't really matter, because we'll end up getting one, one way or another.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ui5URvRo Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:44:33 No.22517916 Report

Quoted By: >>22517990

>>22517902
All 3 of those countries combined don't have even a cunt hair's worth of China's total production capacity/output thoughbeit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:46:58 No.22517927 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517913
People will ask in may why were down again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q1h8HFE Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:47:12 No.22517928 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517902
>India
Didn't they manage to ship iphones contaminated with e coli? Why would I ever want an Indian product

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9bNRSOtO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:47:32 No.22517929 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517892
Not just a bear trap, but a 20% burn on the S&P goes a long way in getting that "extra money" out of the system.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0AEfRFkT Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:48:34 No.22517933 Report

Quoted By: >>22517942 >>22517958 >>22517966 >>22517975 >>22518002

How are you niggers going to play the rest of the week? I almost got heemed with COIN covered calls but I rolled them out for next week.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:51:06 No.22517942 Report

Quoted By: >>22517945 >>22517978

>>22517933
I'm still holding some VIX shorts, I'm also shortage garbage biotech that just pumped because it's the only start that hasn't beheemed me (yet). The garbage is AGL and NUTX.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:u/5ZjPlO Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:52:15 No.22517945 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517942
*I'm also shorting
I need to go to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WUL/YyF9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:54:00 No.22517955 Report

Quoted By:

how many bears have been liquidated these last few days. let us pay our respects. also what is the play going forward from here, the market is still massively discounted and even though we've rallied massively there is money to be made at these levels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:54:40 No.22517958 Report

Quoted By: >>22517978

>>22517933
i canceled my plans for the symphony. my mom is upset but she understands, she knows im working really hard at trading and this happened abruptly. i plan on "shorting" semiconductors tomorrow with soxs or covered calls on intc. i'm going to try to move to trading the short side too, today was a major wake-up call about how fast and unpredictably markets can move, and i'm trading on leverage and to be levered long during a black swan event would be catastrophic for me. it means there's more for me to learn, i think my knack is finding a chart that's oversold downside and ready to go up, but it's much safer and i feel i know a good deal about when and why charts go down, i just need to get comfortable trading it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ui5URvRo Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:55:35 No.22517966 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517933
I may slurp a little more depending on what happens, otherwise just watching and waiting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q1h8HFE Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:56:41 No.22517975 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517933
I'm gonna keep playing with soxl and my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0AEfRFkT Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:57:12 No.22517978 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517942
>VIX shorts
Not a bad idea. Who knows what's going to happen.
>>22517958
Based schizo anon

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Anonymous ID:mAjCAtHM Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:59:12 No.22517985 Report

Quoted By: >>22517999

DJT blinked first...

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:59:43 No.22517986 Report

Quoted By: >>22518009

As much as I love Trump, I wish they would have gone with a different narrative than
>Guys, I was only pretending to be retarded. See? It was a joke. I was only pretending. GUISE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:00:48 No.22517990 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517916
It's really no big deal with the rest of the world chipping in. It wouldn't be seamless, but far from detrimental either -- right off the bat. China is fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C0QEX2OR Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:02:17 No.22517998 Report

Quoted By:

More pressure on yields and China coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6abLqT1i Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:02:52 No.22517999 Report

Quoted By: >>22518053

>>22517985
CRY MORE BITCH NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ty+zAQ6o Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:03:08 No.22518001 Report

Quoted By: >>22518034

I'm gonna keep loading up on SOXL
you guys think there could be a small dip incoming before we start making straight tranny moonshots up again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:03:08 No.22518002 Report

Quoted By: >>22518057

>>22517933
It's going to rally out of the gate or rally during pre-market and collapse out of the gate. Either way, tomorrow is going to have another rally for an early sequence, and then fall back down to test some major fibs that were closed right at or above. For instance NVDA will test 113 area. It will do that for most of the day and then if no other shit happens, the second half of the day will be it continued rally. Imo.

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Anonymous ID:Uyqq4YEO Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:03:36 No.22518005 Report

Quoted By: >>22518035

I think I found a free money glitch with CFDs during this whole thing.
>randomly go long or short on Nasdaq with huge amount of leverage
>set a small profit limit, say $100 that's reached if the stock moves in your direction by around $10
>wait a minute or two
>repeat

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:05:08 No.22518009 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517986
he showed flexibility, the value of teamwork, and the beauty of reconciliation. i think it was a great storyline.

anyways i'm going to take my nap. sending all my affection and feeling to my crush. you make my heart flutter and my head spin. i wish only for your forgiveness right now, so we too can make a beautiful compromise. i'll let you all know what kind of dream i had, if you guys remember this morning i was awoken by a 20% down candle vision! shocking i know, and when i opened the futures they had just started to plunge again, not nearly as bad as i had dreamed but it was a spooky moment. had a real fun day in the market, hope to have a fun night posting too, and like i said i will be here tomorrow, think it's an important day and i have a good feeling about it already. see you all later.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zj2WcgKh Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:07:41 No.22518015 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517466
>Some Kike
You do know who Jamie Dimon is?

Let me let you know something. There are 6 people who sit on the FED meeting.

The FED president, The US President, Secretary of the Treasury, the 3 heads of the Big Banks JP Morgan being the most important and powerful.

Trump is bullshitting.

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Anonymous ID:TqZ0ZIhn Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:11:47 No.22518025 Report

Quoted By: >>22518030

trump will give up with the china stuff eventually. he will find a way to spin that off as a big win

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:13:35 No.22518030 Report

Quoted By: >>22518071

>>22518025
No reason to give up on China. All it's going to do is shift manufacturing to vassals. We'll have about a 10% price hike, but with tax cuts it will counter this and have more stimulus properties.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I6NUPpD0 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:13:54 No.22518033 Report

Quoted By: >>22518044

I hope you didn't make profit on the stock market.
That would be antisemitic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:alp+u5je Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:14:34 No.22518034 Report

Quoted By: >>22518103

>>22518001
You're going to buy soxl when China's going to invade Taiwan?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8Rhz5Oay Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:14:35 No.22518035 Report

Quoted By:

now i have to hedge all those short term puts on leveraged single stock etfs by buying TNA calls. it'll be fine
>>22518005
so nobody's making markets? awesome

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Anonymous ID:V5OMObCg Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:15:02 No.22518036 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517888
>bait and switch
Literally art of the deal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9bNRSOtO Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:17:01 No.22518044 Report

Quoted By: >>22518047

>>22518033
Imagine going out and protesting and shit. Aint nobody got time for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:18:25 No.22518047 Report

Quoted By: >>22518061

>>22518044
It’s always inorganic. UK pays for a lot of protestors in the US.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:18:31 No.22518049 Report

Quoted By: >>22518056 >>22518059

Yesh, it's looking more and more like cucked from the original plan because of the bond market. This definitely was not the original plan. Lame.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mAjCAtHM Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:18:54 No.22518053 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517999
But do you realize your defense over the past 14 days has been incorrect?

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:19:44 No.22518056 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518049
*Yeah

Fuck phoneposting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0AEfRFkT Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:20:10 No.22518057 Report

Quoted By: >>22518162

>>22518002
>It's going to rally
It would be nice, I'm holding too much SPY at an unfavorable price. My cash secured puts were exercised at $600 and then I bought $15k worth of dips but it kept dipping.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8Rhz5Oay Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:20:34 No.22518059 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518049
you're saying i should've doubled down on the TMV puts? i should do that at open?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+BOvkTti Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:21:31 No.22518061 Report

Quoted By: >>22518076

>>22518047
we pay for your LGBT you pay for our pro-life

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Anonymous ID:gyG9sASZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:23:37 No.22518067 Report

Quoted By: >>22518084 >>22518105

I can’t believe the New York billionaire understands how the stock market works

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:24:05 No.22518068 Report

Quoted By:

I HAVE BEHEEMED MYSELF; BECLOWNED; BEHOOVEN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TqZ0ZIhn Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:25:15 No.22518071 Report

Quoted By: >>22518192

>>22518030
what about all the minerals and metals? they are a major player in that stuff and also the bonds which they could flood to the market

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:25:42 No.22518076 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518061
On the guys, fr fr.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8kvkjsIQ Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:26:21 No.22518080 Report

Quoted By: >>22518094

>>22517913
The yield curve isn't showing anything out of the usual, unless you mean to imply that the near (1,2,3,4,6 month) being higher than the 1y and 2y is a sign of more turmoil to come. Near term inversion is never predictive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aiHL5b+l Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:27:32 No.22518084 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518067
>shaved
i sleep

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:29:41 No.22518094 Report

Quoted By: >>22518113

>>22518080
The 3M/10YR always reinverts a second time right as shit is about to hit the fan. It did that in early 2001, 2007, 2020, and March 2025.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gyG9sASZ Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:29:55 No.22518097 Report

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:30:29 No.22518098 Report

Quoted By: >>22518102 >>22518145 >>22518161

Weeks ago I posted this:

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:31:23 No.22518102 Report

Quoted By: >>22518108 >>22518145 >>22518161

>>22518098
then recently this:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ty+zAQ6o Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:31:32 No.22518103 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518034
>soxl
you know damn well if this actually happens TSMC is bowing the knee to the US so we can defend that stupid little island. The two main things making that island such a wanted spot is the submarine passage and the most advanced manufacturing of chips in the world, the US will use all their leverage to get a hold of that, and in return, we make sure they dont get wiped out by the chinks
if you think chink military tech is beating the US then youre just on a whole other planet of delusion
theres no situation where china invades taiwan where we dont end up winning, take nukes out of the play too, nobodies nuking anyone, its fucking retarded, never happening

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TqZ0ZIhn Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:32:06 No.22518105 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518067
soft tummy i want to touch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:32:43 No.22518108 Report

Quoted By: >>22518122 >>22518145 >>22518161

>>22518102
are we now here?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8kvkjsIQ Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:34:15 No.22518113 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518094
3m is ~= 10Y right now. Perhaps the event you expected was this. It wasn't a small event anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8kvkjsIQ Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:36:22 No.22518122 Report

Quoted By: >>22518129

>>22518108
what software is that?

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:rQxzqaUy Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:36:50 No.22518124 Report

Quoted By: >>22518135

I would love to inform you all that I have a serious gambling addiction and my retirement from /smg/ is very soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:37:35 No.22518129 Report

Quoted By: >>22518149 >>22518168

Now let's be real guys, how can you post this:
And then later announce you will delay tariffs? That's insane. It's as criminal as implementing these tariffs with the intent to crash everything.

>>22518122
IG Markets (Broker)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Rhz5Oay Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:39:08 No.22518135 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518124
[APPLAUSE]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TxOeZzf5 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:41:27 No.22518145 Report

Quoted By: >>22518161

>>22518098
>>22518102
>>22518108
Mind explaining a bit? Is your chart suggesting we started a suckers rally today?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IbOE94/K Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:42:28 No.22518149 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518129
It's really clownish yeah. I wonder how many of his friends are playing these swings.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VHGztosX Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:45:08 No.22518155 Report

Quoted By:

whats the most insane leveraged play i can make with a cash account?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:45:51 No.22518161 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518145
If we compare the 2021 rallye and look at the similarities of which there are some, as one of these mountains actually looks like the other >>22518098 (purple left and blue on the right) and in general the movement appears similar although stronger and quicker on the right in 2024.

The downfall on the right also was quicker and more severe.>>22518102

Now we repumped harder too. >>22518108

It looks quite similar, but that doesn't have to mean a thing. The fundamentals matter more.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:45:51 No.22518162 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518057
Well, anything under 575 is a good scalp imo

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:rQxzqaUy Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:46:42 No.22518168 Report

Quoted By: >>22518207 >>22518254

>>22518129
actually he said buy DJT then paused tariffs.
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/markets/trump-tariff-pause-experts-question-timing-trump-social-media-posts-rcna200526

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:50:36 No.22518192 Report

Quoted By: >>22518210 >>22518222

>>22518071
Supplementing our own reserves, which they themselves would only last five to eight months, it's not that big of a deal. Australia and Canada can help bridge that gap while infrastructure to refine is put in place -- Which is the only real rarity of rare earths. The actual minerals are not rare at all. Just the infrastructure to refine them. We could get that up and running in 3 to 5 years. Unless it's expedited which I'm sure it would be with emergency funding and things of that nature.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:51:02 No.22518196 Report

Quoted By: >>22518203 >>22518214 >>22518491 >>22518501

I sold today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W46BtpAX Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:51:46 No.22518201 Report

Quoted By:

when in doubt, art of the deal

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Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:52:26 No.22518203 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518196
>I sold today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8kvkjsIQ Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:52:46 No.22518206 Report

Quoted By: >>22518212 >>22518232

Guys we are heading for a global recession. It might take a while to unwind but it's already started.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:53:03 No.22518207 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518168
no.

I also was specifically looking up this post. I saw it retweeted and thought maybe somebody changed it. I thought at first he meant "Buy DJT", which also would be hardcore grifting, but nonetheless.

But he says "GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT"

What does he mean? To buy in general or DJT?
Well, I just found this post. Here he says DJT too. It seems like his initials and not the stockticker.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TqZ0ZIhn Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:53:31 No.22518210 Report

Quoted By: >>22518249

>>22518192
good opportunity for canada to get back at trump it sounds like

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:54:25 No.22518212 Report

Quoted By: >>22518243

>>22518206
This kind of reset that clock a little bit. There is still the issue of the AI bubble popping. Microsoft fucking around with leases is raising eyebrows. But other people who swear they are on the inside say it's for reasons unrelated.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0AEfRFkT Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:54:52 No.22518214 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518196
You sold puts right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:euk4MfIs Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:55:11 No.22518215 Report

Quoted By:

>>22515827
Why does CLF moon when tariffs are removed, doesn’t that mean more competition?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TqZ0ZIhn Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:56:54 No.22518222 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518192
also funny how the narrative until now has been that its literally impossible to get rid of the china dependency but now that trump arrived its not that hard at all. as we saw with the stock market today anything that costs only few billions is pocket change

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TqZ0ZIhn Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:58:15 No.22518232 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518206
b-but jpm or whoever jew said that its canceled. but indeed always do the opposite of what the news tell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8kvkjsIQ Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:00:11 No.22518243 Report

Quoted By: >>22518258

>>22518212
I don't think it did. I think the "zoom out" meme is going to increase in popularity until July. And when I say recession I do not mean 2020 dip. I mean 2008.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:01:09 No.22518249 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518210
>good opportunity for canada to get back at trump it sounds like
Yeah it would be, though it still wouldn't fuck us completely. Now if Australia joined in, yeah then would fuck us and we'd have to limit semiconductor production to defense only. Regardless, it's unlikely that we will completely abandon China as a trade partner. But rare earths are their biggest leverage. Trump is allowing H20 Nvidia chip sales to China so it's not like there's a total freeze out happening. I imagine this is because if China does freeze us out of rare earths, then they won't be getting any NVDA chips and be completely fucked in the AI race, which would destroy them for future growth and production automation. It would immediately take them out of the race, and they would go back to being a semi-relevant country. Basically every move China can make they fuck themselves over 20 times more than they fuck us over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TqZ0ZIhn Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:01:59 No.22518254 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518168
why are these "experts" so dumb. you see something blatantly obvious but "there is no evidence". almost like cops saying suspect when they have a guy that everyone saw shooting the other

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxLHL+U Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:02:45 No.22518258 Report

Quoted By: >>22518274

>>22518243
Yeah I mean there's always a substantive thesis for that argument but it's been the same one for decade upon decade at this point. And it hasn't happened. There's so many safety measures in place and manipulation that there's really not the kind of risks we faced even back in 2008.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8kvkjsIQ Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:06:47 No.22518274 Report

Quoted By: >>22518305 >>22518525

>>22518258
Hindsight is 20/20. I mean I agree with you in the sense that people cry recession on every single dip, but every decade has one and 2020 was hardly one. It feels like a lot of accumulated negative market karma (if you will).

It's not this thing or that thing that I can predict. Unless the US goes balls deep into Iran one of these days and its the nail in the coffin of these fake market pumps.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:15:12 No.22518305 Report

Quoted By: >>22518434

>>22518274
There's now 90 days (about 3 months) of uncertainty again.

And all the datareports are deteriorating heavily, ISM and PMI and this was even before this dump. NFP was good (althoug past reports revised down). And valuations are still high or at least now higher again.

Not that picrel matters, but it might matter again in the future. And with negative GDP the number will grow larger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:17:29 No.22518317 Report

Quoted By: >>22518336

>GUISE, ALL THOSE THINGS I SAID ABOUT BEING AMERICA FIRST WERE JUST A NEGOTIATING TACTIC
>ACKSHYUALLY THE STOCK MARKET IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MAGA WORKERS AFTER ALL
>I WAS JUST PRETENDING
What a fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wu8RUK7X Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:21:37 No.22518332 Report

Quoted By: >>22518347 >>22518360

I got 10K to blow the last two stocks this board recommended me became penny stocks and I lost everything so pitch me on a real winner

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:22:02 No.22518336 Report

Quoted By: >>22518374

>>22518317
Don't be a panican

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:22:51 No.22518339 Report

Quoted By: >>22518354 >>22518373 >>22518450

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U1F0+Xqi Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:24:49 No.22518347 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518332
googl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U1F0+Xqi Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:26:21 No.22518354 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518339
slaves are slaves. someone else will do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aiHL5b+l Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:26:55 No.22518360 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518332
aehr

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:29:34 No.22518373 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518339
lol. sum ting wong

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:30:01 No.22518374 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518336
Not what I voted for award.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVF6sKIx Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:41:03 No.22518434 Report

Quoted By: >>22518471

>>22518305
Why even look at a buffet indicator? A P/E of 30 implies a 3.3% return (assuming earnings are generally reinvested or divied or whatever) so breakeven on your investment is 22 years . Yield on the 10y is 4+% with payback 3 or 4 years earlier, not to mention literal payback of the bond if its a 10 year.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dq8QE3v3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:44:27 No.22518450 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518339
nooooo not the heckin iphonerinos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:47:40 No.22518471 Report

Quoted By: >>22518518

>>22518434
You might as well ask
>Why look at PE?
It's just one metric. Something to look at. It's not like any of these matter anymore, we've seen it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:48:45 No.22518479 Report

Quoted By: >>22518523

>US recognizes Panama's sovereignty over canal, Panama says after talks http://reut.rs/3R86tcl

How much more winning?

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Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:49:58 No.22518491 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518196
In the afternoon... right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GiCZDZYN Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:51:24 No.22518501 Report

Quoted By: >>22518552

>>22518196
You sold covered calls during that rip? Nice me too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVF6sKIx Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:53:05 No.22518518 Report

Quoted By: >>22518553

>>22518471
The difference is that what I just described to you does not rely on historical data. It is literally currently more profitable to buy a bond than a blue chip. Unless we are to start considering the risk of default of AMZN is lower than that of the US government.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:53:50 No.22518523 Report

Quoted By: >>22518538

>futes up
>VIX
Enjoy the rally while it lasts.

>>22518479
He should not have cucked. That was an enormous mistake that's going invite a bunch of hardball negotiating tactics from other countries.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JlBQsCUH Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:53:53 No.22518524 Report

Quoted By:

>DHS job randomly closed my application for seemingly no reason
>another job requires a clearance, you need to provide good references to 'prove' you actually live in america, have been stuck in temp job hell so long I have no close friends to vouch for me anymore
>hr lady refuses to pick up her phone, sends me a smiley face text demanding my resume before she'll pick up, block her number
Every single thing in this country is contrived to prevent you from getting a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dbScKj+g Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:54:17 No.22518525 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518274
Could be. I just don't think we have free markets anymore to the point where such crashes are of a concern. The only thing that's going to crash us substantially at this point is the big one, which is the national debt imploding us. But you could be right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Xp0yxx5g Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:55:09 No.22518531 Report

Quoted By:

I secured my 20% profit off of SOXL.
Good luck hodlers

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:56:05 No.22518538 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518523
*VIX up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Rhz5Oay Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:59:24 No.22518552 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518501
holy based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:59:25 No.22518553 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518518
>It is literally currently more profitable to buy a bond than a blue chip

I agree with you, which is why I'm not buying. Even worse are those "divviechads" that might get their divvie cut later.

I just mean that I'm looking at it as some kind of gauge, to see how much the market can deteriorate from GDP. But taking it seriously would have cost you a lot of money, like looking at the PE of many companies or other datapoints (also macroeconomic)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QVF6sKIx Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:02:03 No.22518564 Report

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Bond spreads in EU are too tight. I wish I could buy CDS on Greek or Italian 10y. But I need 10 times the capital.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:15:24 No.22518631 Report

Quoted By:

Stop struggling

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Anonymous ID:V5OMObCg Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:19:41 No.22518649 Report

Quoted By: >>22518652 >>22518669 >>22519081

So you all know the drill now. You have 90 days to come up with as much cash as you can and be prepared for the next dip. Sell your sisters, your organs, and anything else not nailed down. Plastic bottles, aluminum cans, unscanned receipts. Break out those knee pads and get to work. This is financial advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0uuqLrLj Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:20:23 No.22518652 Report

Quoted By: >>22518676

>>22518649
Some of my stocks are still down and I don't want to sell them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5SBkFBxj Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:25:40 No.22518669 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518649
Im going 100% soxl at midnight

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dbScKj+g Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:25:55 No.22518671 Report

Quoted By: >>22518675

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5SBkFBxj Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:26:30 No.22518675 Report

Quoted By: >>22518680

>>22518671
Should have listened. I at least made a couple grand after his next tweet though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V5OMObCg Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:26:31 No.22518676 Report

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>>22518652
Don’t sell the stocks, just everything else. You can buy your old Pokémon cards and other crap back after you get rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dbScKj+g Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:27:44 No.22518680 Report

Quoted By: >>22518686

>>22518675
Yeah pay attention to any tweets signed DJT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:28:19 No.22518684 Report

Quoted By: >>22518706 >>22518720

What even is the plan? He wants other countries to lower their tariffs? Ok, but what is the US exporting that these countries would want/need it? And what would it matter? Some of these countries are countries in which US companies are producing (cheaper). Does he want to export US goods from the US to some asian country? And when these tariffs are gone and he lowers his tariffs on imports into the US, how does he want to generate the revenue he spoke of that he'll use to substitute the income tax with. What even is going on.

The only consistent thing is, that he wants companies to produce in the US for selfreliance, which is reasonable and understandable. For that he can increase tariffs into the US. But why use them then as negotiation to lower tariffs of others, of countries that are economically far weaker?

The incentive to produce in the US without tariffs (into the US) would be gone again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5SBkFBxj Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:28:32 No.22518686 Report

Quoted By: >>22518716

>>22518680
Did you see elon posted a pepe frog snd pepe went up like 10%
There were some good plays today

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:33:56 No.22518706 Report

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>>22518684
If you want to explain, then as if I was a Flat Coated Retriever. Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dbScKj+g Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:37:46 No.22518716 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518686
I did not see that, but that's pretty funny

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:38:05 No.22518719 Report

Quoted By:

There is not a single knowledgable person I've seen who doesn't think this is a bull trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U1F0+Xqi Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:38:28 No.22518720 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518684
2 goals
>hedge against AI white collar destruction by reviving blue collar
>reduce reliance on a single country by incentivising other counties to undercut china.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:40:16 No.22518729 Report

Quoted By: >>22518874

You are ready for the upcoming recession, right anon?
https://youtu.be/hKkZtFXsTms?si=XeXhBKOa72q7X0Mc

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:44:20 No.22518771 Report

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Tech will bleed while SPY continues to bounce slightly higher. Then we capitulate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JlBQsCUH Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:45:42 No.22518778 Report

Quoted By:

I am going to put 2000 dollars into SQQQ when the market hits the resistance. If I hadn't been distracted the last 3 days I could have been swinging from TQQQ to SQQQ.

But on a more serious note damn am I distracted. I'm bad at trading. If I had bought NVDX in 2023 I'd be rich, instead I'm poor.

I don't understand why there is no "middle" where I don't want to kill myself but my life isn't fantastic. It's like I can put my money into something risky and make a lot at a huge potential cost, or stay poor, but there's not a "you're doing okay" middle zone anymore.

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Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:46:53 No.22518782 Report

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what a dream. it was a dream about dreaming. i was in this kind of institute where people with special dreaming powers go, only i wasn't getting along with the program, had gone off the grid kinda, all the directors were angry with me kept trying to tranquilize me but i was able to evade them and fight them off. in the end though they got me, and i went to dreamland inside dreamland one final time, had very unusual visions, can't really describe them, just know everytime i went there things got weirder than weird, and the government or whoever ran the compound, seems like it was google actually, was really interested in harnessing what was going on. one of the very strangest dreams i've ever had, but not the strangest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:53:33 No.22518821 Report

Quoted By:

I will now order a metric assload of Chinese 3D printer filament.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UMbHCbpj Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:54:22 No.22518830 Report

Quoted By: >>22518845 >>22518856

Why does it feel like China/Xi is being awfully quite?

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:57:12 No.22518845 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518830
Chinese culture is centered on saving face, he cant cuck. Basically Trump is goading him into hot war.

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Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:00:13 No.22518856 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518830
Because it is your turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aKYrO5CH Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:03:19 No.22518862 Report

Quoted By:

>>22517913
This is also my fundamental belief too. I had calls i bought at the bottom but ill be looking to offload them soon. Then ill just sit in cash

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wrL6SGrb Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:04:55 No.22518872 Report

Quoted By: >>22519089

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IbOE94/K Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:05:14 No.22518874 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518729
Mirin those melonis

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:09:04 No.22518902 Report

Quoted By:

Would you look at that. 3 gentiles?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aKYrO5CH Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:09:21 No.22518904 Report

Quoted By:

Gap at spy $555

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IbOE94/K Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:16:06 No.22518935 Report

Quoted By:

So tomorrow the N&Js are gonna give us a F&G market, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:17:28 No.22518940 Report

Quoted By: >>22518974

would not read too much into today's action for future guidance. a lot of the stuff that pumped most today actually has the most exposure to china, semiconductors and tesla specifically, they use those stocks to paint the tape. also the risk-off sectors of the market lagged badly, would be expected of course, but i think we get risk-off tomorrow with standard index voodoo, bet value stocks end the day up with growth selling off a bit. do not think the market is off to the races just quite yet. who knows though, we may have reached an accord and it's now everyone against china instead of everyone against the usa, some folks seem to think that but i'm not there yet. most of the world, me included, wants an end to hostilities and conflicts, not an escalation of them, the planet is big enough for multiple systems, and someone else's success is not a threat to us, unless they plan to wage war against us, which i know everyone is afraid of but it doesn't have to be so, it's possible we get peace prosperity and harmony instead of a taiwan war.

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Anonymous ID:W/OrXqj8 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:18:06 No.22518943 Report

Quoted By: >>22518964

I bought three months worth of salary in SQQQ this morning
I had it in the market at a sell order
at 12:20 PM, the market swung so crazy, that I watched SQQQ swing from $53/share to $45/share back forth over 10-20 seconds. My limit order went off and then SQQQ tanked

never seen anything like that... but glad my limit order popped off, sheesh...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMbHCbpj Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:22:37 No.22518964 Report

Quoted By: >>22519003

>>22518943
You got lucky the algos plucked your shares not knowing if it was real or fake news because of the trial balloon that was sent out Monday morning… Limit orders during extreme volatility can (most likely) not get filled and you would’ve been fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:25:03 No.22518974 Report

Quoted By: >>22518990 >>22519002

>>22518940
You could ask all the Taiwanese to join the US, settle over and rebuild the factories.

They are 23 million, you can fit them in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ukJLNlak Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:26:41 No.22518979 Report

Quoted By:

Are we back or is this the last exit pump? Either way I think I'm selling the last of my LT gains shares until things get less clownish.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sPyawPl3 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:27:14 No.22518982 Report

Quoted By: >>22518990

>Bloomberg
>@business
>US retailers are suspending orders and halting shipments as the global supply chain grinds to a near-halt

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Anonymous ID:UMbHCbpj Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:29:57 No.22518990 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518974
I honestly think the chance of China invading or at least doing a naval blockade of Taiwan out of nowhere has gone up drastically in the last 8 hours… I think a naval blockade would be more likely than a full on invasion, but those chinks are fucking full on seething right now…
>>22518982
Today’s giga pump could be short lived once this euphoria is over and reality sinks in that China still has 125% tariff and autos still have a 25% along with blanket 10% tariffs..

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:398d2bWC Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:31:11 No.22518998 Report

Quoted By: >>22519007 >>22519033

Lucifer I offer you my total and whole soul forever.

My lord Lucifer you are my savior and the true divine of

Accept my unconditional offer please lord Lucifier I am yours eternal servant and vassal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1yNyVQG Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:31:52 No.22519002 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518974
would like to see an agreement where china limits it's navy and we demilitarize taiwan. think that would be the best outcome. i don't have a say in anything though, i don't even vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/OrXqj8 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:32:03 No.22519003 Report

Quoted By: >>22519034

>>22518964
i am very much aware i got lucky
ive never seen such volatilty at this level. maybe some small cap stock during earnings call, but this was fucking QQQ...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMbHCbpj Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:33:14 No.22519007 Report

Quoted By: >>22519015 >>22519016

>>22518998
It’s not funny to play with your soul like that anon… I hope you find Jesus Christ because what you just wrote even as a joke is written in blood for you typing that out.

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE

xxloligroyper1488 !!nsBAfN9isaE ID:398d2bWC Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:35:01 No.22519015 Report

Quoted By: >>22519026

>>22519007
It’s written in a Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum that occasionally posts child porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Rhz5Oay Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:35:31 No.22519016 Report

Quoted By: >>22519026

>>22519007
demon shmeman

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:35:44 No.22519017 Report

Quoted By: >>22519033

Alright, I just bought 22kg of chink 3D printer filament. I hope that's enough. That's, uuhh, about 50 pounds for my fellow burgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMbHCbpj Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:39:19 No.22519026 Report

Quoted By:

>>22519015
>>22519016
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/OrXqj8 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:42:05 No.22519033 Report

Quoted By: >>22519043

>>22518998
shalom rabbi

>>22519017
is there anything that says 'pick me' more than an american who uses metric to impress europpeans

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Anonymous ID:bdYbp+Za Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:42:14 No.22519034 Report

Quoted By: >>22519045

>>22519003
You should've seen the flash crash. Those were some wide bid/ask spreads.

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Anonymous ID:dFF5iVyI Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:42:44 No.22519036 Report

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Now? Now you’ll feel something…

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:43:37 No.22519043 Report

Quoted By: >>22519049

>>22519033
3D printers use metric units for most things. 1kg per spool is the standard that everyone uses.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/OrXqj8 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:43:50 No.22519045 Report

Quoted By: >>22519136

>>22519034
>You should've seen the flash crash.
which one we've had like 17 since january

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+iWkoO23 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:43:59 No.22519046 Report

Quoted By: >>22519056

>>22519041
>>22519041
>>22519041

new bread. Also good night smg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/OrXqj8 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:44:20 No.22519049 Report

Quoted By: >>22519055

>>22519043
if you already know the units in pounds then just say pounds

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Anonymous ID:w2JLwVL9 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:46:01 No.22519055 Report

Quoted By: >>22519059

>>22519049
But I just bought 22 1kg spools.

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:46:17 No.22519056 Report

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>>22519046

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Anonymous ID:ZUDqLpA5 Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:47:24 No.22519059 Report

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>>22519055
Kek

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Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:53:05 No.22519081 Report

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>>22518649
Half the thread just yolos on 0 or 1 dte options. 90 days is an eternity here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x9EsleqN Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:54:02 No.22519089 Report

Quoted By:

>>22518872
Saved

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bdYbp+Za Thu 10 Apr 2025 02:07:33 No.22519136 Report

Quoted By: >>22519149

>>22519045
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_flash_crash
A lot of the current circuit breakers and limits on erroneous prices were only put in after that. Therefore individual stocks and etfs could get a lot worse than the Dow statistics the article shows, and a lot of trades were filling at complete nonsense numbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bdYbp+Za Thu 10 Apr 2025 02:11:49 No.22519149 Report

Quoted By: >>22519453

>>22519136
>As computerized high-frequency traders exited the stock market, the resulting lack of liquidity "caused shares of some prominent companies like Procter & Gamble and Accenture to trade down as low as a penny or as high as $100,000".[27]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TqZ0ZIhn Thu 10 Apr 2025 03:38:16 No.22519453 Report

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>>22519149
damn i would love to get some quality penny stocks

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