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>Be me
>4/10 19 year old virgin
>Complete beta, can't compare to Stacey
>Never recieved cunnilingus
>Hell, never even kissed a guy
>Have a childhood friend called John
>Really in love with him, but he's still a faggot like most men.
>Gather enough courage to ask him out to a cinema.
>He says yes
>OHMYGODYES.JPG
>For the first time, use proper clothing, cologne, and makeup, I though that only cool girls used it.
>We meet up and watch the new It movie
>He's squeaking like a little bitch,but he's so cute
>Have to assert dominance, guys don't like shy girls
>Grab his hand and tell him it's just a movie
>Looks at me with the cutest pair of eyes.
>Movie finishes
>We take a bus ride home
>He lays on my shoulder
>Anon... thanks for taking me out today, I had lots of fun
>Nervous, trying to play it cool
>"N-No problem John! You know I'd always be there for you!"
>He smiles at me
>Feel like he's gonna kiss me
>Brace for impact
>Suddenly, he snickers
>Yeah... I can always count on my best friend
>Heart shatters
>HELLODARKNESSMYOLDFIREND.earrape.wmv
>He gets off in the next station
>Once I get home, lock myself in my room and finger myself to maledom porn and listening to metal
>Go on /pol/ and start a thread on how all men are degenerates.
>Go on /r9k/ and start a >Tfw no bf thread
>Go on /bant/ and shitpost
>Dad comes in, dodging my piss bottles.
>he brought me some tendies for me to cheer up
>Literally the only man I've met who isn't a manslut or a faggot
>Thank him for the tendies, rage about some attention seeking faggots on facebook, showing their six packs like complete degenerates.
>Look up to the roof and think about the future
>I want to kill myself
>I hate my life
>4/10 19 year old virgin
>Complete beta, can't compare to Stacey
>Never recieved cunnilingus
>Hell, never even kissed a guy
>Have a childhood friend called John
>Really in love with him, but he's still a faggot like most men.
>Gather enough courage to ask him out to a cinema.
>He says yes
>OHMYGODYES.JPG
>For the first time, use proper clothing, cologne, and makeup, I though that only cool girls used it.
>We meet up and watch the new It movie
>He's squeaking like a little bitch,but he's so cute
>Have to assert dominance, guys don't like shy girls
>Grab his hand and tell him it's just a movie
>Looks at me with the cutest pair of eyes.
>Movie finishes
>We take a bus ride home
>He lays on my shoulder
>Anon... thanks for taking me out today, I had lots of fun
>Nervous, trying to play it cool
>"N-No problem John! You know I'd always be there for you!"
>He smiles at me
>Feel like he's gonna kiss me
>Brace for impact
>Suddenly, he snickers
>Yeah... I can always count on my best friend
>Heart shatters
>HELLODARKNESSMYOLDFIREND.earrape.wmv
>He gets off in the next station
>Once I get home, lock myself in my room and finger myself to maledom porn and listening to metal
>Go on /pol/ and start a thread on how all men are degenerates.
>Go on /r9k/ and start a >Tfw no bf thread
>Go on /bant/ and shitpost
>Dad comes in, dodging my piss bottles.
>he brought me some tendies for me to cheer up
>Literally the only man I've met who isn't a manslut or a faggot
>Thank him for the tendies, rage about some attention seeking faggots on facebook, showing their six packs like complete degenerates.
>Look up to the roof and think about the future
>I want to kill myself
>I hate my life
