I am about 40 stone/560lbs, no joke I ended up in A&E last time the temperature here went above 35 degrees.
>sitting on my sofa, trying my hardest to stay cool
>have 1 small electric fan blowing, but it is USB powered so plugged into my laptop which also releases heat
>put a roomba in the cage with my pet parrot so it flaps about trying to avoid it, and blows air onto me
>fanning myself, with a bit of card, but this is very tiring
>run out of dr pepper
>getting thirsty
>have to get up to get more from the fridge
>as soon as I stand, can feel something is wrong
>legs barely feel like they exist
>sweat pouring down my body as I move into the hallway
>stumble and trip
>smash my face onto my Henry Hoover
>blood pouring over the floor and I feel weak
>did shit myself too sadly, and the shit sprayed over my sisters prized trainers lol which were sponsored by some american bonobo bounce player
>woke up in hospital, had heatstroke, could have died if my dad hadn't found me
