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Quoted By: >>2255435
>be me
>go to rainforest cafe
>sit down and order food
>enjoying the neat scenery when I spot a table with a family and two kids
>get up from my seat and approach them
>scream at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO THE PAINFOREST CAFE!!"
>proceed to perform various wrestling moves on them
>their parents are pissed and try to stop me
>"YOU MUST NOT HAVE A BRAIN IF YOU WANT TO FACE THE PAIN!!"
>I break a chair across both of their heads at once
>bloody on the ground, the mother still hasn't lost consciousness
>"W-why are you doing this?" she asked me
>I crouch down and get real close to her and grab her by the hair
>I whisper in her ear, "You stepped into the painforest. You got what you deserved, bitch."
>I spit on her and leave
>go to rainforest cafe
>sit down and order food
>enjoying the neat scenery when I spot a table with a family and two kids
>get up from my seat and approach them
>scream at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO THE PAINFOREST CAFE!!"
>proceed to perform various wrestling moves on them
>their parents are pissed and try to stop me
>"YOU MUST NOT HAVE A BRAIN IF YOU WANT TO FACE THE PAIN!!"
>I break a chair across both of their heads at once
>bloody on the ground, the mother still hasn't lost consciousness
>"W-why are you doing this?" she asked me
>I crouch down and get real close to her and grab her by the hair
>I whisper in her ear, "You stepped into the painforest. You got what you deserved, bitch."
>I spit on her and leave
