>>22560847we have a similar specimen that occurs naturally in australia too but, other parts of the world it is nowhere near endangered. locally the creature is known as the man-on-esky. it’s natural habitat is construction sites, but due to changes in environment it can also be found in the business, finance, IT and government sectors too. this can be distinguished by my it’s middle aged male appearance, footy shorts, hi-vis singlet, thongs, extended beer gut, commadore/AU falcon, it’s symbolic relationship with beer filled eskys, the physical inability to be sober after 10am, $120,000 per year income and physiological inability to work. the man-on-esky is widely considered a protected species in australia, due to most labor unions forcing policy through government to conserve what they consider “a sacred and beautiful creature”.
