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AI unveils face of Jesus using 'Shroud of Turin'

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 20:47:16 No.22583336 View View Reply Original Report

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>In an age where artificial intelligence is redefining reality with every line of code, the digital realm has now taken on one of humanity’s most sacred mysteries: the face of Jesus Christ. The result? A lifelike image born from pixels, history, and centuries of faith, generated with help from one of the most controversial relics in the Christian world — the Shroud of Turin.

Can an algorithm really reveal this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 20:50:56 No.22583337 Report

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>>22583336
PRAISE CHRIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 20:53:46 No.22583338 Report

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>>22583336
Handsome kike, which is odd since none of the totally real primary sources proving he existed mention this exceedingly rare trait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 20:55:10 No.22583339 Report

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The Shroud of Turin didn't show up until more than 13 centuries after Christ supposedly died, it is an obvious medieval publicity stunt.

Jesus Christ never existed, there isn't a shred of evidence that a Jewish preacher with that name existed in the time he supposedly did. the Bible is the only evidence, a book of ancient fairy tales.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 20:56:27 No.22583340 Report

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>>22583336
bro was sigmapilled fr

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 20:58:12 No.22583341 Report

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>Prompt AI to generate Jesus
>It generates Jesus
Wow...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:04:52 No.22583342 Report

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>>22583339
It was carbon dated and was accurate.
>Jesus was a Jew
Hello "synagogue of Satan." Jew wasn't even a word back then.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:12:13 No.22583343 Report

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>>22583339
That's like your opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:27:22 No.22583344 Report

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>>22583339
The carbon dating was done on a patch, not the original fabric. The blood on the shroud is beneath the image, which means each blood stain was there first, before the image appeared, The wounds on the crucified body match the Roman Flagrum. Pollen on the shroud matches the vegetation in the holy land. There has been a $1,000,000 reward for years to anyone who can reproduce an image such as this. If it was fake, I'm sure a kike, such as yourself, would have tried to cash in on that reward. So yeah, it looks like you'll be seething for eternity. Sad.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:36:58 No.22583345 Report

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>>22583339
Why did you kill your own prophets and even the Christ? Why didn't you just believe Moses Rabbi?

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:38:23 No.22583346 Report

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>>22583336
Christ is King

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:38:50 No.22583347 Report

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>>22583336
Dont fall for jewish abrahamic demon tricksters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:41:24 No.22583348 Report

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The Gospel says Jesus's corpse was wrapped in strips of linen, not wrapped in a shroud. It's debunked by the Bible itself

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:43:56 No.22583349 Report

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>>22583337
Fpbp

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:44:52 No.22583350 Report

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>>22583336
Fake. Long hair = antichrist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:49:34 No.22583351 Report

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>>22583339
Yawn. It's either

>Jesus was a Jew
>Jesus didn't exist

Those are your fuckers current top two approaches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:51:41 No.22583352 Report

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>>22583351
Imagine posting a deflection cope...chriggers are beyond retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:53:00 No.22583353 Report

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>>22583339
Not ot mention it dosen't have real porportions so it is a drawing and not an accurate representation of a person and also depicts Christ as a stereotypical medieval jew; so you can tell the influence of the forger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:53:01 No.22583354 Report

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>>22583348
pol christcucks have never read the bible, you can test this by simply asking one what translation they use and watch as they deflect or disappear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:53:27 No.22583355 Report

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>>22583336
Thats about what I figured he looked like, not the Jewish scientists version.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:54:41 No.22583356 Report

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>>22583352
It's not a deflection, picrel that I posted is inherently relevant to the grand scheme of things. Which is why you have to immediately label it as "deflection". Your reply is the actual deflection. You just hate that I'm making it easier for others to notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:56:14 No.22583357 Report

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>>22583352
You're gonna end up in hell with all the Hindus and trannies. Why man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:59:56 No.22583358 Report

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>>22583336
looks like me but with a full beard

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 21:59:59 No.22583359 Report

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:03:00 No.22583360 Report

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>>22583359

He looks like an old dude with a very long face in this one and heavy features, while the AI one has basically zero resemblance to it.

1. AI is slop
2. The shroud is fake

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:03:14 No.22583361 Report

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>>22583336
I gotta admit, it is entertaining watching the kike cope in this thread. Knowing these wretched creatures are writhing in torment is comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:04:59 No.22583362 Report

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>>22583361

Imagine saying Jesus is fake lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:06:40 No.22583363 Report

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>>22583358
even back in the day they knew how to fake their crap to dumb the masses even further

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:07:32 No.22583364 Report

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>>22583363
It's not tho

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:08:01 No.22583365 Report

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>>22583338
>none of the totally real primary sources proving he existed mention this exceedingly rare trait
Obviously you haven't read them because in fact some of them do mention that Jesus was handsome.
Some people incorrectly think that Jesus was ugly because of the prophecy in Isaiah which says that He had no beauty, but they are missing the context. That prophecy was speaking of Jesus during His torture and execution, when His face was badly disfigured. It wasn't saying that Jesus was ugly in general.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:08:28 No.22583366 Report

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>>22583348
>The Gospel says Jesus's corpse was wrapped in strips of linen, not wrapped in a shroud. It's debunked by the Bible itself
Why are you lying? Matthew 27:59-60:
>Joseph went to Pilate and asked for the body of Jesus. He took the body, wrapped it in a new linen sheet and placed it in his own tomb, which he had just recently dug out of solid rock.
The shroud of Turin is a 14ft linen wrap.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:09:36 No.22583367 Report

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That's literally Gaahl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:09:42 No.22583368 Report

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AI can make Jesus out of shrimp, this is not news.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:10:01 No.22583369 Report

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>>22583365
Also, historical accounts report that Jesus was approximately six feet tall, which matches the Shroud of Turin.
They also report that He had a long face (the Shroud also shows a long face shape) and of course, long hair and a beard.
Two historical accounts even say that He had blue eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:12:14 No.22583370 Report

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>>22583356
Retard if someone mentions you worship a dead jew trying to change the subject and wanting to know what their alternative is the definition of a deflection

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:12:30 No.22583371 Report

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>>22583369
>historical accounts

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Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:12:44 No.22583372 Report

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>>22583336
I don't believe in a shroud or because of a shroud. I believe because the Holy Spirit led me.

There was a separate piece for His head btw.

John 20:6-7
Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen clothes lie, And the napkin, that was about his head, not lying with the linen clothes, but wrapped together in a place by itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:12:55 No.22583373 Report

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>>22583357
You'll be in "heaven" with jews and niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zAVwjl6c Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:24:35 No.22583423 Report

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>>22583372
>There was a separate piece for His head btw.
Only in John.

Mark:
>So Joseph bought some linen cloth, took down the body, wrapped it in the linen, and placed it in a tomb cut out of rock
Matthew:
>Joseph went to Pilate and asked for the body of Jesus. He took the body, wrapped it in a new linen sheet and placed it in his own tomb, which he had just recently dug out of solid rock.
Luke:
>Going to Pilate, he asked for Jesus’ body. Then he took it down, wrapped it in linen cloth and placed it in a tomb cut in the rock, one in which no one had yet been laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xSJzDCHa Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:28:33 No.22583436 Report

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>>22583359
If the shroud were real his face should be beat to shit, but it isn't. Fake and gay.

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Anonymous ID:+bcNrLpU Tue 29 Apr 2025 22:30:19 No.22583440 Report

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>>22583339
He obviously wasn't a jew. He was swedish. He walked there because he was fed up.

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Anonymous ID:kVr3Pnki Tue 29 Apr 2025 23:50:04 No.22583791 Report

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they had like of these fake shrouds and you picked the one fake that the bishop of the church wrote a letter to the pope telling him he caught the forger and knew it was fake, but didnt want to take it down because of all of the money they were making off of stupid gullible christcucks

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Anonymous ID:kVr3Pnki Wed 30 Apr 2025 06:04:27 No.22584881 Report

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>>22583436
he also wouldnt be 6' +
he'd be the most inbred merchant looking jewish manlet imaginable

people would've been calling him goyliath and constantly seething saying things like youre too tall to be the heir of david if he were even a few inches taller than the average jew, which was between 5' and 5'2"

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