Now I like you, Binx. And I look forward to our time together. But you have to understand, just being a sub isn’t all that I want.
From here on—starting now—I want to be a VIP in your chat. I want my name highlighted, my messages seen, and I want your mods to know who I am. I also want to be introduced to your friends and start developing my own personal relationships. I'd like to start meeting them this morning. You'll take me around, you'll introduce me as irishanon and remind them of some of my many other stories. I want unlimited access to your DMs, not occasional replies, not emojis—real messages, real time. And I want weekly calls. Scheduled and recurring at a time set by me. I also want your exclusive Patreon sets, not the general ones—I'm talking custom drops, personalized just for me. Things nobody else gets to see. And in your Discord? I want a title that stands out. Not “goblin clan,” or “star clan”—something higher. Something unmistakable. I want to outrank every other name in there.
I’m not done.
I want to stop having to ask. This will save time. So when I say I want something—whether it's attention, time, or content—I want it to be understood that I’ve thought about it carefully, and I mean it. And I don’t want to have to ask again. Now when I say I want these things, I mean that I want them and I don't want to have to ask again.
And the last thing I want, Binx, is for you to do the things I ask you to do when we’re alone on call, NOT LIKE THE LAST TIME.
So here’s what I’ll offer. 500 gift subs at the beginning of each month. That should carry your channel through to next year. I’ll even throw in a few extra song requests for free.
So what do you say, Binx? Do we have a deal?
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