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Anonymous ID:1f1uEoem Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:24:27 No.2264808 View View Reply Original Report

>be 8 years old
>in karate class
>pair me up with a 6 year old girl to spar
>tell me I cant hit her
>just stand there while she weakly hits me
>thisisstupid.com
>punch her hard as I can in the face
>she goes down crying
>everyone parents screaming at me
>get expelled from dojo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GHfGMhsl Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:25:37 No.2264817 Report

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FEMALES TONGUE MY ANUS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ymhMHdea Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:25:45 No.2264819 Report

Quoted By: >>2264885

Why are you telling me this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oYzXKxkk Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:26:20 No.2264825 Report

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Dude.
You are only allowed to hit her after marriage.
There are rules in this world goddammit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zdm4v5SG Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:27:21 No.2264834 Report

Quoted By: >>2265370

>>2264808
Why the fuck would they put someone in there who isn't able to take a punch? I thought karate was supposed to teach you discipline.

C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ K9tXyOcGoN3

C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ K9tXyOcGoN3 ID:Gi78ANfg Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:29:43 No.2264858 Report

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>>2264808
>be american can't do martial art properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1f1uEoem Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:32:51 No.2264885 Report

Quoted By: >>2264933 >>2264950 >>2265101 >>2265195

>>2264819
heres something else that happened

>be at karate
>been shitting my pants a lot lately
>doing laps around the dojo
>shit somehow escapes my ass
>dont notice until I look at the trail of smashed shit all over the dojo
>some kid goes and smells it
>says its shit
>I stay quiet, nobody ever finds out it was me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ymhMHdea Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:36:09 No.2264933 Report

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>>2264885
Ok that one was pretty good

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zdm4v5SG Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:38:06 No.2264950 Report

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>>2264885
Holy fuck the memes are real

>be American
>shart in dojo
>get kicked out of dojo for making a mess
>go to mart
>shart there too

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NU/xF+3E Sat 23 Sep 2017 22:52:58 No.2265101 Report

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>>2264885
>>some kid goes and smells it
>>says its shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j99kzRHV Sat 23 Sep 2017 23:02:13 No.2265195 Report

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>>2264885
>>some kid goes and smells it
>>says its shit
Nasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DGoXSg/i Sat 23 Sep 2017 23:15:59 No.2265336 Report

Quoted By: >>2265399

>be american
>sharts at martial arts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3hUcey3T Sat 23 Sep 2017 23:19:00 No.2265370 Report

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>>2264834
>the boy was ordered to not hit her
>it's the girl who racks diciprin
Huh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GhU+7mTL Sat 23 Sep 2017 23:21:23 No.2265399 Report

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>>2265336
I tittered.

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