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Anonymous ID:ead84M+6 Tue 13 May 2025 15:31:45 No.22655097 View View Reply Original Report

Huge gains edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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Anonymous ID:CtZWcfO8 Tue 13 May 2025 15:33:03 No.22655103 Report

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>>22655097
for free anon?

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Anonymous ID:E0V/Mfzp Tue 13 May 2025 15:35:46 No.22655111 Report

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UNH…

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Anonymous ID:jOQvhJte Tue 13 May 2025 15:36:29 No.22655115 Report

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Walter Melon

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Tue 13 May 2025 15:37:10 No.22655118 Report

Quoted By: >>22655190

Lol. Imagine being a bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xgv2aGTa Tue 13 May 2025 15:43:21 No.22655130 Report

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>>22654872
Make that 31%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yTh3gqUh Tue 13 May 2025 15:45:59 No.22655190 Report

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>>22655118
>14.88
blessed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 15:52:57 No.22655210 Report

Quoted By: >>22655214

made $12 scalping small caps (this can purchase ~5 lbs of yogurt). still see the soxx grinding higher and higher, but too afraid to touch it, it's moved a lot on small information and i own so much intc and semis that if they rugpulled it it would hit me extra hard. do see that s&p is fighting with 5900 this morning. don't think they're gonna let it close above that today but we will see, said it already but can't stress enough how big a good deal with china would be for the markets.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lFWhwDC4 Tue 13 May 2025 15:54:05 No.22655214 Report

Quoted By: >>22655230

>>22655210

Where the fuck are you buying yogurt that it's that cheap?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GjctxLel Tue 13 May 2025 15:55:58 No.22655222 Report

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THE ARABIAN WAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 15:57:50 No.22655230 Report

Quoted By: >>22655241 >>22655682 >>22656765

>>22655214
costco. i admit it's not as good as fage brand but it's pretty good for smoothies. in the past costco carried fage and think they still do at some locations.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lFWhwDC4 Tue 13 May 2025 16:00:07 No.22655241 Report

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>>22655230

>nonfat

People like you make me sick.

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Tue 13 May 2025 16:14:38 No.22655313 Report

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SHUT IT DOWN. HOOD is letting the goyim know the infinite money glitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xgv2aGTa Tue 13 May 2025 16:23:59 No.22655366 Report

Quoted By: >>22655514

Look at the 30y

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 16:24:15 No.22655368 Report

Quoted By: >>22655674

did it again, + 29 today. tempted to try it again here but that would be too cute. probably gonna brag to my mom instead, she knows exactly how much $29 is worth. starting to look like indices may have topped for the day. who knows though. really wish i could be close with my crush. reply to my comments, say good morning, let's build our relationship again. there's nothing that's happened between us that is too much to bear. we'd make a really good couple i just know it. let me treat you like the princess you are. hope you are doing well and that life is giving you what you want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zl4hkqB9 Tue 13 May 2025 16:25:14 No.22655377 Report

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well, seems like HOOD is gonna be one of those stocks I'll forever look at the same way boomers look at Apple stock because they didn't buy it back in the day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 16:34:35 No.22655420 Report

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Anonymous ID:zl4hkqB9 Tue 13 May 2025 16:38:28 No.22655440 Report

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Tue 13 May 2025 16:48:41 No.22655514 Report

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>>22655366
I

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Anonymous ID:5aN12PUH Tue 13 May 2025 16:51:46 No.22655529 Report

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I pulled all the money in this account into cash in around Sept 2024 and sat on it. Then the day after Trump tweeted something about being a good time to buy, I bought in. How's I doing?

Didn't want to risk doing options since who fucking knows what's gonna happen next

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22ssoQyG Tue 13 May 2025 16:52:09 No.22655530 Report

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niggervideo up 6,4% today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XlBAv5ql Tue 13 May 2025 17:12:32 No.22655651 Report

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short HIMS
short PLTR

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Anonymous ID:aJsiv7wU Tue 13 May 2025 17:15:32 No.22655666 Report

Quoted By: >>22655686 >>22655955

new stock idea:
What if you buy every stock under 5 cents? One of them is bound to be the next megacap in 50 years and you will make billions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pmVWaSGi Tue 13 May 2025 17:16:48 No.22655674 Report

Quoted By: >>22655714

>>22655368
How about saying exactly what you're trading and making money on? If you're gonna blogpost at least put some useful info in there.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Tue 13 May 2025 17:17:46 No.22655682 Report

Quoted By: >>22655714

>>22655230
I hate how the fucking greeks and faggots (fruits) have infiltrated our yogurt department so hard it's fucking impossible to find plain whole milk yogurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YWvYWtyo Tue 13 May 2025 17:18:58 No.22655686 Report

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>>22655666

Well Satan you just very accurately described every commodity investing boomer.
They all have like 50 different miners in their portfolio and when one of them gets lucky, it's enough to offset their massive losses suffered from 99% of the failure companies.
You just need enough capital to pull this off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 17:25:01 No.22655714 Report

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>>22655674
i did. small caps tna. and i just did it again. +45 today.
>>22655682
that's a real shame. if the business owners in your area were any good though they would order to meet demand. like the full fat greek yogurt, i put whipped cream on it and it tastes like cheesecake.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 17:26:09 No.22655722 Report

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was looking in the apps today and found something new to play with... cfds. nice new gambling option and looks less risky than the certs and turbos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 17:34:26 No.22655771 Report

Quoted By: >>22655792

gonna have some toast, tea, and shower. calling it quits for today. don't really know what's gonna happen, didn't even intend to trade so i'm not worried about being below target, just happy to profit. mom went golfing so i'm all alone today, gonna hit the vice stores, hopefully while she's gone i don't like her to see me doing that stuff, and gonna try to make the gym tonight, been missing it too often on account of all the vice. sending a heartfelt message of affection to my crush, ready to get back to courting you any time, you're a few actions away from a very different life darling (better).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22ssoQyG Tue 13 May 2025 17:37:45 No.22655783 Report

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my investing this year.

i held nigvideo down 30% and then down 40%. now im 8% away from breakeven.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl4hkqB9 Tue 13 May 2025 17:39:26 No.22655792 Report

Quoted By: >>22655924

>>22655771
this is so pathetic man, hope you get out of your delusion

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 17:42:16 No.22655805 Report

Quoted By: >>22655915 >>22656048 >>22656629

damn this bullrun feels unstoppable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Tue 13 May 2025 17:53:16 No.22655915 Report

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>>22655805
Too bad they're not good cars because they were cheap as hell used a month ago

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 17:54:21 No.22655921 Report

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That coinbase call I sold really fucked me. Still managed to walk away with 3k profit for holding since liberation day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 17:55:00 No.22655924 Report

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>>22655792
>delusions
no i really traded, here's the record. the toast had strawberry jam on it and the tea is still hot. i occasionally have hallucinations but they've come way down along with the crying since i got back to the gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Tue 13 May 2025 18:01:16 No.22655955 Report

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>>22655666
>new stock idea:
>What if you buy every stock under 5 cents? One of them is bound to be the next megacap in 50 years and you will make billions
most future megacaps never get down to 5 cents. They never start at that level, and never get down to that level

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4mksKDWd Tue 13 May 2025 18:09:51 No.22656019 Report

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>>22655097
Man, this place is dying. I was wondering why so many poorfag vatnik brainwashed parrots have been on smg lately. Please stay on your containment boards.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Tue 13 May 2025 18:14:04 No.22656036 Report

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I kind of want to boomerbuy Toyota. I feel like Akio and his samurai must somehow be right about hydrogen and the water spirits will reward diversification.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:J7rHCM2a Tue 13 May 2025 18:16:25 No.22656045 Report

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>mfw ten smekel strike lums one year out

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kTz3CBVs Tue 13 May 2025 18:17:20 No.22656048 Report

Quoted By: >>22656052

>>22655805

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Tue 13 May 2025 18:18:36 No.22656052 Report

Quoted By: >>22656072

>>22656048
Idgi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:J7rHCM2a Tue 13 May 2025 18:22:37 No.22656069 Report

Quoted By: >>22656076 >>22656514

lum is a one thousand dollar stock, dont change my mind (you can't)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kTz3CBVs Tue 13 May 2025 18:23:21 No.22656072 Report

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>>22656052
When he needs a little pick me up in the morning he checks Tesla's stock price, 225 and dropping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 18:23:58 No.22656076 Report

Quoted By: >>22656077 >>22656091 >>22656514

>>22656069
whats the point of collecting money if its not possible to get a gf like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7/RGfXn1 Tue 13 May 2025 18:24:36 No.22656077 Report

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>>22656076
Not worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aJsiv7wU Tue 13 May 2025 18:27:50 No.22656091 Report

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>>22656076
Demon Slayer and DitF are shit tier anime. would not fuck 0/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2PUJgb9b Tue 13 May 2025 18:32:58 No.22656106 Report

Quoted By: >>22656162

this is the best economy ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Tue 13 May 2025 18:51:08 No.22656162 Report

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>>22656106
They really are drill baby drilling. A bit of an underappreciated aspect of the bull case since we were associating low oil prices mostly with demand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 18:55:17 No.22656178 Report

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COINBASE JUST WONT STOP! I need to stop looking at it before I do something irrational.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 19:05:15 No.22656209 Report

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What do you niggers think about PAAS?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fol/9bCS Tue 13 May 2025 19:11:08 No.22656222 Report

Quoted By: >>22656232

The stock market is the new bread and circuses to appease a dying empire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2PUJgb9b Tue 13 May 2025 19:14:22 No.22656232 Report

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>>22656222
i like it. gj jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kTz3CBVs Tue 13 May 2025 19:14:40 No.22656234 Report

Quoted By: >>22656241

>we'll be back to ATH's next month
>democrats will still pretend that we are in a great depression after ignoring and spinning 4 years of Biden.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Tue 13 May 2025 19:17:41 No.22656241 Report

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>>22656234
Nah they'll pivot, probably to corruption. That's politics.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kTz3CBVs Tue 13 May 2025 19:20:17 No.22656251 Report

Quoted By: >>22656546

No tax on tips and no tax on overtime gutted from tax bill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:E+lgITyC Tue 13 May 2025 19:20:23 No.22656252 Report

Quoted By: >>22656254

>PLTR

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 19:21:22 No.22656254 Report

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>>22656252
oh wow i sold too soon again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 19:22:09 No.22656258 Report

Quoted By: >>22656520

imagine if it goes straight to 150 as recommended recently by the analyst

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T4NZG3km Tue 13 May 2025 19:32:20 No.22656500 Report

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>SOXL
cant wait for 20 by next week. I got 6 $30 calls already at a 350% return with expiry at EOY.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Tue 13 May 2025 19:37:39 No.22656514 Report

Quoted By: >>22660202

>>22656069
>>22656076
That hamon is too exaggerated, it's a fake. Could still be a good sword but it's kind of tacky. The female likewise is likely using photoshop in addition to other tricks, though might still be passable in the sexo department.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Tue 13 May 2025 19:39:22 No.22656520 Report

Quoted By:

>>22656258
Everytime analyst recommend VALE it drops another 2-3%. Someone needs to shut them up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:31VENkNv Tue 13 May 2025 19:46:34 No.22656546 Report

Quoted By:

>>22656251
good. no free rides for table wagies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 19:50:04 No.22656556 Report

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i wonder if tsla will have bull energy left for tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 19:55:11 No.22656576 Report

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i did go back and trade one more time, made $5, +49 for the day. just got back from the vice stores, glad i wasn't trading this, woulda got smacked. seems like a dip that can be bought and be in profit by tomorrow morning but actually think it goes lower tomorrow and you wanna buy ~3 hours into tomorrow's session i think. otherwise pretty good trading day my account is up nicely, solid gains on the nasdaq and not seeing anything too concerning other than we may have gone up too far too fast but that's bullish really.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kTz3CBVs Tue 13 May 2025 20:01:26 No.22656585 Report

Quoted By: >>22656600 >>22656775

Thinking of making a $500 account just for gambling to see how fast I lose it all trying my hand at trading. I've just been DCAing into ETFs and that is pretty boring watching stocks all day. Seems like you just buy in the morning and sell at lunch time before the afternoon sell off on any stock that is green.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 20:08:17 No.22656600 Report

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>>22656585
easy $50 per day minimum. don't forget to use stoplosses to minimize damage from bad bets

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Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Tue 13 May 2025 20:17:14 No.22656623 Report

Quoted By: >>22656690 >>22656757

DING DING DING! How'd it go today?
-0.29% here, not sure what the market is thinkin, mischief probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CK7AVP4j Tue 13 May 2025 20:19:29 No.22656629 Report

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>>22655805
Dems absolutely btfo and anally penetrated back to China town. Imagine betting against America, where you fucking live. They could have used tlsa gains to fly the fuck out

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Tue 13 May 2025 20:21:05 No.22656631 Report

Quoted By: >>22656641

Its all so tiring

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 20:24:40 No.22656641 Report

Quoted By: >>22656658

>>22656631
thats a boy

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Tue 13 May 2025 20:28:50 No.22656658 Report

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>>22656641
Is not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 20:41:19 No.22656690 Report

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>>22656623
>+1.7%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 20:44:07 No.22656705 Report

Quoted By: >>22656709 >>22656734

>/biz/ has 4 active threads in the catalog
>we've been using the same thread for 2 weeks
It's so Joever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Tue 13 May 2025 20:44:55 No.22656709 Report

Quoted By: >>22656755 >>22656907

>>22656705
this thread was posted today

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Anonymous ID:SP1nCgDN Tue 13 May 2025 20:45:49 No.22656712 Report

Quoted By: >>22656759

>We've finally recovered YTD
Thank fuck I doubled my leverage last month

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIehgB4H Tue 13 May 2025 20:52:35 No.22656734 Report

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>>22656705
biz has been filled with liberal faggots since january

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Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 20:58:20 No.22656755 Report

Quoted By: >>22656867

>>22656709
>today was two weeks ago

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xgv2aGTa Tue 13 May 2025 20:58:52 No.22656757 Report

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>>22656623
+2.9%
Pretty well but held back by the CAD and USD dying vs the SEK

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Anonymous ID:2PUJgb9b Tue 13 May 2025 20:59:03 No.22656759 Report

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>>22656712
i bought a lot of $BITU and some $SOXL/$TQQQ
in recent months.

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Anonymous ID:j+3ZgwOr Tue 13 May 2025 21:00:05 No.22656765 Report

Quoted By: >>22656781

>>22655230
That reminds me of lunch poster. An anon from long ago, he always had this in his lunch. I miss him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 21:02:50 No.22656775 Report

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>>22656585
i'll tell you about my trading, it's been a month and a week now, +2900, thought i was a little better but just checked the ledger. had 1 very big win day, + 1200, but otherwise wins have been "consistent," more often than loss days by a lot but generally 60-120/day and i bet 4-6000 on levered etf's but one of my big losses was on an individual stock but i learned a lesson there even so soxl and labu are not safer vehicles or anything. getting away from the point. losses are less frequent but wide ranging. a few small loss days and a few big loss days. all my big losses could have been avoided if i had just taken a small loss. watched them go bad and get worse and worse second by second. try not to do that. then again i've turned big losers into big winners by holding on, avoided big losses with big hope.... hard game to play i am ngl but i have made a good streak of it, but i've had luck on my side i like the uppy etf's not the downy ones.

which brings me to another point, think tomorrow will be down. gotta prepare for it mentally. some tea leaves tell me it is coming. then again it might be violently up, particularly small caps. have to watch and see. golden age believers should buy small caps. permascam believers should... watch and see how things develop. you never really know. but tomorrow is a good day to scam and then up until friday.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Tue 13 May 2025 21:05:26 No.22656781 Report

Quoted By: >>22656805

>>22656765
Remember the imposter lunch bro that asked what was for lunch, but he just posted his penis? That was hilarious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:j+3ZgwOr Tue 13 May 2025 21:12:55 No.22656805 Report

Quoted By: >>22656857

>>22656781
That could have been any one of us frankly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eZsfp+0o Tue 13 May 2025 21:24:34 No.22656857 Report

Quoted By: >>22656879

>>22656805
Not with that shrimp dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:E+lgITyC Tue 13 May 2025 21:24:40 No.22656859 Report

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>+1.58%
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Tue 13 May 2025 21:28:52 No.22656867 Report

Quoted By:

>>22656755
>>today was two weeks ago
damn you're right!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 21:30:35 No.22656875 Report

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after hour is looking a bit jewish rn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j+3ZgwOr Tue 13 May 2025 21:31:05 No.22656879 Report

Quoted By:

>>22656857
Don't throw shade at my BJC just because you're jealous.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SSydg7r Tue 13 May 2025 21:34:05 No.22656891 Report

Quoted By: >>22656930

>Finally hold a stock for chunky divi
>its MBG
>look for the dividend after payment date
>IBKR marks a 26% decrease
>clearing house imposed divi tax on a foreign citizen based on local laws
how is this ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 21:38:04 No.22656907 Report

Quoted By: >>22657312

>>22656709
>tfw I was the infamous lunchbro imposter who posted my cock for all to see
I'll prove it too if someone has the old picture to compare

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Tue 13 May 2025 21:44:07 No.22656922 Report

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eth was above 2700 recently. astonishing recovery continues. they don't let me trade it in my brokerage but i do watch it for clues on how indices are going to move. think we really might be in for a golden age...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Tue 13 May 2025 21:47:18 No.22656930 Report

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>>22656891
>MBG
deserve it for giving the krauts money,

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7LVI427+ Tue 13 May 2025 22:11:54 No.22657014 Report

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VIX is a screaming buy at 16

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Tue 13 May 2025 22:26:12 No.22657312 Report

Quoted By: >>22657326

>>22656907
but, but.... this thread WAS posted today
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fol/9bCS Tue 13 May 2025 22:26:58 No.22657318 Report

Quoted By: >>22657993

I guess the market is going to stay retarded until something externally forces it to start acting rational. We'll probably end up staying in extreme speculation mode for another year or two until China is ready to start wars all over Asia, and then we'll get the worst crash the market has ever seen. In order to pump the market, Trump undid all the measures that were supposed to start preparing us ahead of time for a conflict with China, so when it actually ends up happening it's going to be really apocalyptic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Tue 13 May 2025 22:28:41 No.22657326 Report

Quoted By:

>>22657312
>I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Me too apparently

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:isXCKfU6 Tue 13 May 2025 22:45:58 No.22657383 Report

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>>22647519
Yeah, but they have a ton like $18B debt, so It takes the stock to a ~18 P/EV. Plus revenues are declining, seems like a bit of a value trap. If it goes lower could be a buy imo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fOXuvA3M Tue 13 May 2025 23:12:35 No.22657459 Report

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I wish I could forget HALO...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ePKB+v92 Tue 13 May 2025 23:15:13 No.22657468 Report

Quoted By: >>22657484

retail slurpers won
institutional shorts lost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fOXuvA3M Tue 13 May 2025 23:19:21 No.22657484 Report

Quoted By: >>22657815

>>22657468
My slurp juice was in bonds that mature in a few days. It is now aroud where I sold at and I didn't buy anything. Feels bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Tue 13 May 2025 23:23:26 No.22657815 Report

Quoted By: >>22658053

>>22657484
should have picked gold instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ePKB+v92 Tue 13 May 2025 23:26:12 No.22657824 Report

Quoted By: >>22657830

did buffet retiring break support once and for all on KHC?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GjctxLel Tue 13 May 2025 23:28:49 No.22657830 Report

Quoted By: >>22657954

>>22657824
That shit never does anything
But i keep buying…

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Wed 14 May 2025 00:10:01 No.22657954 Report

Quoted By: >>22658039

>>22657830
Its up like 3x since 2018

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7LVI427+ Wed 14 May 2025 00:18:53 No.22657993 Report

Quoted By: >>22657998

>>22657318
if we rally into mid june, we crash bad then. otherwise two weeks. i am absolutely not fucking kidding DXY to 120 FUCK YOU MUMUUUUUU

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Wed 14 May 2025 00:19:54 No.22657998 Report

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>>22657993
>DXY
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GjctxLel Wed 14 May 2025 00:29:04 No.22658039 Report

Quoted By: >>22658053

>>22657954
What the fuck are you talking about

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Wed 14 May 2025 00:32:07 No.22658053 Report

Quoted By: >>22658056 >>22658099

>>22658039
Oh, lol, thought you were replying to this >>22657815

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Anonymous ID:GjctxLel Wed 14 May 2025 00:33:41 No.22658056 Report

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>>22658053
You will have to be punished

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MGhCHpib Wed 14 May 2025 00:47:41 No.22658099 Report

Quoted By: >>22658334

>>22658053
no doubt antisemitism is on the rise, but I don't think it's anywhere near $40/oz.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:bwgOe92P Wed 14 May 2025 00:48:45 No.22658105 Report

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This Snow vs Soulkey series is pretty fucking good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gXTQENvZ Wed 14 May 2025 01:06:36 No.22658254 Report

Quoted By: >>22658265 >>22660514

fuck biz

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2PUJgb9b Wed 14 May 2025 01:09:25 No.22658265 Report

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>>22658254
this

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:FMCIaCGV Wed 14 May 2025 01:26:15 No.22658334 Report

Quoted By: >>22658383

>>22658099
When we finish the liberation of Gaza nobody is going to care anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:J7rHCM2a Wed 14 May 2025 01:39:13 No.22658379 Report

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white power hour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MGhCHpib Wed 14 May 2025 01:39:44 No.22658383 Report

Quoted By:

>>22658334
still going at that? hasn't it been like over a year?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Wed 14 May 2025 02:02:40 No.22658494 Report

Quoted By: >>22658532 >>22658874 >>22658901

Did everyone buy into this big beautiful bear market rally?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2PUJgb9b Wed 14 May 2025 02:10:30 No.22658532 Report

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>>22658494
to be desu i sold some today so i'd have more cash for the real crash in 2 weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MGhCHpib Wed 14 May 2025 02:30:04 No.22658874 Report

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>>22658494
why of course. I've been buying every week since January 2007. I'm up bigly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cvFfl2tc Wed 14 May 2025 02:41:11 No.22658901 Report

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>>22658494
I sold my entire HCA position (at a tidy profit) to further add to my SPLG/VTI coombo. Im entirely out of healthcare

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Wed 14 May 2025 02:50:39 No.22658941 Report

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Anonymous ID:Fol/9bCS Wed 14 May 2025 04:49:40 No.22659433 Report

Quoted By: >>22659442 >>22659508

The AI bubble *WILL* pop, one way or the other.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 04:53:51 No.22659442 Report

Quoted By: >>22659462

>>22659433
What will fill its role as capital sponge then? Quantum isn't even close to ready but the more practical problem is it doesn't pump NVDA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Wed 14 May 2025 04:57:10 No.22659457 Report

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NHH

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fol/9bCS Wed 14 May 2025 04:58:36 No.22659462 Report

Quoted By: >>22659470 >>22659508 >>22659567

>>22659442
Nothing will fill it. Tech companies are being intentionally scammy right now to grift investors. For example, all that bullshit Microsoft was spewing lately about their topological quantum computer was based on fabricated data, and the researchers behind it are facing serious accusations of academic fraud. This whole market is a scam.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YzfGARjf Wed 14 May 2025 05:01:59 No.22659468 Report

Quoted By: >>22659475

>weeks pass and the bank that was excited about my candidacy has ghosted all the followup emails I sent them
>realizing, again, I'd be better off if I went all in on any random cryptocurrency instead of playing employment games, but am always too afraid I'll pick wrong and lose all my money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 05:02:33 No.22659470 Report

Quoted By: >>22659483

>>22659462
You think the dog walks the man. Tech doesn't have to have a good idea; it only has to have the best idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 05:03:55 No.22659475 Report

Quoted By: >>22660873

>>22659468
You could do both.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fol/9bCS Wed 14 May 2025 05:07:07 No.22659483 Report

Quoted By: >>22659491 >>22659508 >>22659512

>>22659470
I am going to pop the AI bubble with my bare hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 05:09:34 No.22659491 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659483
I will not comment on this churlishness as I am a serious investor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aJsiv7wU Wed 14 May 2025 05:17:20 No.22659508 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659462
>>22659433
>>22659483
this is the same frog loser thats been telling people to short since the literal bottom

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Wed 14 May 2025 05:18:59 No.22659512 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659483
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBABTN6q Wed 14 May 2025 05:40:44 No.22659567 Report

Quoted By: >>22659630 >>22659639

>>22659462
if tech is a scam, what will be the next sector to dominate? way back it was railroads and oil, tech has been somewhat dominant for the past 30ish years, once moore's law stops advancement to a crawl, what will be the next sector that the masses put on a pedestal?

my guess would be space or genetic engineering. idk tho, gonna need to do lots of unethical shit to get genetic engineering really up and running, and space seems like it will lose its appeal soon when reality sets in on how much time it would actually take to go to mars and colonize it, if that is even possible.

but stranger things have happened, people once said it was impossible to travel 60 mph, so maybe the next big sector is the most impossible one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 06:11:29 No.22659630 Report

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>>22659567
A lot of people think it would be great if we could innovate more in the physical world... Enter Tesla and its valuation

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 06:16:59 No.22659639 Report

Quoted By: >>22659685

>>22659567

same shit as always that I have shilled for 2 years. HOOD and DKNG. you faggots never listen. legal gambling is the new meta whether it be sports, stocks or crypto. COIN going to turbo pump 1000% now too that it jew'd its way into the sp500.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Wed 14 May 2025 06:34:53 No.22659669 Report

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All my niggas say Heil Hitler
https://youtu.be/Lm9Qx1A3U6s?si=UpCpBO3TBGDOB-kP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Wed 14 May 2025 06:51:52 No.22659685 Report

Quoted By: >>22659767

>>22659639
arkk owns all three of those tickers, i just let cathie wood handle those sort of things for me. too hard to be up on everything.

i'm down so much money on my bynd investment i don't even want to think about it but i still hold it and it was the best performer in my portfolio today. still believe in that company, and i guess i should shill it at these lows. they already work with mcdonalds selling mcnuggies in france. at least i think so, my mom didn't see any but i think she was eating chocolate and wine and cured meats and cheeses...
i am watching the dow and russell for clues on the market and trading tomorrow. the s&p and nasdaq are both above the 200 day moving average, the dow right at it, the russell far below it. if the dow trades up tomorrow then i think it will slingshot the russell for market voodoo reasons. if the dow trades down then i think the whole market grinds down, maybe 3 hours, maybe all day, not gonna get a repeat of today where the dow goes lower but the nasdaq climbs.

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 07:52:43 No.22659767 Report

Quoted By: >>22659773

>>22659685
>i just let cathie wood handle those sort of things for me
Good for you. Cathie was very wise selling AQB so early.

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Anonymous ID:XatX8BcE Wed 14 May 2025 08:01:02 No.22659773 Report

Quoted By: >>22659781

>>22659767
>letting a woman handle your money
embarrassing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 08:05:25 No.22659781 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659773
yeah I also have immediate doubts but the idea isn't too bad. If he bought the bottom at the time I told you to buy the bottom then he would be up 50% now with his ARKK etf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Wed 14 May 2025 08:25:05 No.22659810 Report

Quoted By: >>22659813

wtf why are the futures flat again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Wed 14 May 2025 08:26:39 No.22659813 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659810
N

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Wed 14 May 2025 08:29:47 No.22659822 Report

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I forgot to sleep again

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Anonymous ID:WBABTN6q Wed 14 May 2025 08:49:41 No.22659863 Report

Quoted By: >>22659866 >>22659868 >>22660032 >>22660192

remember that you are far closer to being successful and profitable than you imagine. set habits, stay on track, you'll be there before ya know it.

this game isn't rigged, its playable and WINNABLE, just look up Edward Thorpe's investing record. They just want you to stay hopeless, then you either give them more and more money, or you eventually admit defeat and give your money over to someone who can take a commission fee and maintenance fee and all manner of other fees until you barely beat the market in the end.

this is the only game on the planet that will give you more than what you put in to it. ya just gotta zoom out and think over weeks and months. Start by starting a new habit today that pushes you out of your comfort zone and into a place where you have more questions than answers. Thats where I am, I read more than a few things every day that puzzles me, but I research and answer and move on having unlocked another bit of a bigger answer, of "how does one make money out of thin air?" and I'm getting closer, I can smell it on the horizon.

you can do it bros, I believe in each and every one of ya, because you show up here day after day, you got the interest, the desire. don't you want what you desire???? SO DO IT, FIND A WAY AND DO IT DUMBASS. EVEN IF YA GOT A 40 HOUR WORKWEEK, GOOD, ADD 20 ON THERE FOR LEARNING THE MARKETS. STOP BEING LAZY, PUT DOWN THE VIDYA GAMES, PLAY THE BEST GAME THERE EVER WAS, STEALING MONEY FROM WALL ST. IT IS POSSIBLE YOU CAN DO IT.

thx for read blog, now go out there and learn something,
LEARN HOW TO LEGALLY STEAL MONEY FROM WALL ST.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MdmhKFO/ Wed 14 May 2025 08:50:52 No.22659866 Report

Quoted By: >>22659991 >>22660051

>>22659863
I hate Amerimutt positive thinking, it's so worthless and obnoxious.

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Anonymous ID:XatX8BcE Wed 14 May 2025 08:51:57 No.22659868 Report

Quoted By: >>22660072

>>22659863
Keep on truckin' schizo anon

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Anonymous ID:XatX8BcE Wed 14 May 2025 08:58:30 No.22659882 Report

Quoted By: >>22660137 >>22662544

Thread theme:

https://youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE?si=C4uLyLdURhJvO5U1

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Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Wed 14 May 2025 09:21:39 No.22659991 Report

Quoted By: >>22660147

>>22659866
it's not worthless in america
but perhaps in your country, it is.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:I8CoG7JS Wed 14 May 2025 10:17:15 No.22660032 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659863
What do you think about quail cum earnings?

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:2Tu/0JOw Wed 14 May 2025 10:43:17 No.22660051 Report

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>>22659866
I live here. I get to see the ocean and eat fruit and when I see the flag, I think of Donald Trump and I like him.

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Anonymous ID:mNu0dprE Wed 14 May 2025 10:54:25 No.22660072 Report

Quoted By: >>22660115

>>22659868
This is literally how my poorfolio is doing right now bros

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zl4hkqB9 Wed 14 May 2025 11:39:21 No.22660115 Report

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>>22660072
damn I wish I was your portfolio then

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jOQvhJte Wed 14 May 2025 11:49:58 No.22660122 Report

Quoted By:

Fatty McFattus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wzMkexst Wed 14 May 2025 12:11:48 No.22660137 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659882
>Hannah
>Nigger fucker
>ngmi

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 12:15:51 No.22660147 Report

Quoted By: >>22662045

>>22659991
>it's not worthless in america
yeah but only because you have better drugs and guns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Wed 14 May 2025 12:20:52 No.22660155 Report

Quoted By: >>22660185

I bought 500 shares of XDTE yesterday with my coinbase winners and was just going to ride the divvies but now I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qih/DRQU Wed 14 May 2025 12:29:13 No.22660185 Report

Quoted By:

>>22660155
Well I spoke too soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22ssoQyG Wed 14 May 2025 12:32:43 No.22660187 Report

Quoted By: >>22660208

nigvideo up 3% premarket again,

this is one juicy pump. thanks emperor trump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GjctxLel Wed 14 May 2025 12:37:07 No.22660192 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659863
Thanks blog anon. Been doing well for weeks but hit a snag the past week. I need to work on my habits. I should cut losers more but i make it a game to dig myself out. Hasnt burned me to bad yet, kinda fun to see if you can dig out of a loss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AxzNe8I5 Wed 14 May 2025 12:45:14 No.22660202 Report

Quoted By:

>>22656514
she's been posted on /r9k/ before he body is legit but she doesnt take as good care of it as it looks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Wed 14 May 2025 12:52:40 No.22660208 Report

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>>22660187
meanwhile i bought bags that are slightly down in a crabby way

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Anonymous ID:MdmhKFO/ Wed 14 May 2025 12:59:03 No.22660218 Report

Quoted By: >>22660308

Good morning /smg/s. May market gains or qt dancer gfs come your way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CtZWcfO8 Wed 14 May 2025 13:06:18 No.22660226 Report

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AMD
WTF

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Anonymous ID:KD6abFn9 Wed 14 May 2025 13:16:26 No.22660303 Report

Quoted By: >>22660305 >>22660306 >>22660312 >>22660325

Just like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 13:18:50 No.22660305 Report

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>>22660303
Are they though?

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Anonymous ID:1lDMW5g9 Wed 14 May 2025 13:19:04 No.22660306 Report

Quoted By:

>>22660303
Melt~up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Wed 14 May 2025 13:21:22 No.22660308 Report

Quoted By: >>22660321

>>22660218
i would probably just die of anxiety if a cute girl actually gave me attention irl

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Anonymous ID:MdmhKFO/ Wed 14 May 2025 13:24:42 No.22660312 Report

Quoted By:

>>22660303
Everything bad is priced in, everything good got priced out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MdmhKFO/ Wed 14 May 2025 13:28:29 No.22660321 Report

Quoted By:

>>22660308
Just bee yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oOXK18v7 Wed 14 May 2025 13:30:46 No.22660324 Report

Quoted By: >>22660327

qrd on why the market recovered?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oOXK18v7 Wed 14 May 2025 13:31:08 No.22660325 Report

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>>22660303
oh ok

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Anonymous ID:0RFH5u6+ Wed 14 May 2025 13:31:48 No.22660327 Report

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>>22660324
fomo rally as it once again turned out nothing ever happens

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Anonymous ID:zl4hkqB9 Wed 14 May 2025 14:15:17 No.22660484 Report

Quoted By: >>22660493 >>22660555 >>22660642

Now if only the dollar would go back to its high again, we can all again enjoy lording over the thirdies and cooming in their women for which we pay with our divvies that we receive from our capitalistic mega companies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:31VENkNv Wed 14 May 2025 14:24:01 No.22660493 Report

Quoted By: >>22660504

>>22660484
those are all men aren't they.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl4hkqB9 Wed 14 May 2025 14:30:01 No.22660504 Report

Quoted By:

>>22660493
yeah you'd wish that, wouldn't you? you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6lZG4bd Wed 14 May 2025 14:34:43 No.22660514 Report

Quoted By:

>>22658254
Agreed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lFWhwDC4 Wed 14 May 2025 14:51:34 No.22660555 Report

Quoted By: >>22660569 >>22660593

>>22660484

Where the fuck is this from? I want to say brazil because of all the tranny man faced looking bitches but then there are some asian features as well.... which could also be brazil because of the huge japanese migration there.

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Anonymous ID:Djy8Lo8I Wed 14 May 2025 14:56:51 No.22660569 Report

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>>22660555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uY81Gq5HBE
google image search wizardy, crazy I know

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TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Wed 14 May 2025 15:05:04 No.22660593 Report

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>>22660555
looks like Thailand

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 15:15:57 No.22660642 Report

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>>22660484

anon just go to the gym and they literally do it for free

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:35oZjS2D Wed 14 May 2025 15:25:35 No.22660672 Report

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got a rad 2%, reminder that trading 0dtes outside of the first 30 minutes makes you a psycho
later nerds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jOQvhJte Wed 14 May 2025 15:29:36 No.22660692 Report

Quoted By: >>22660755

Why is it that SPY is the only thing that ever goes up? Small caps just shit the bed everyday

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TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Wed 14 May 2025 15:34:54 No.22660755 Report

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>>22660692
you dropped your hat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Wed 14 May 2025 16:09:50 No.22660836 Report

Quoted By: >>22660852

morning /smg/. i have made $12 trading today. overslept and just got started. that's ok though i feel like it's better to do things this way, walk into a trading day in session rather than try to predict what's gonna happen right at the start. we have a market right at 5900, the dow flat with a negative trajectory, other indices positive trajectories... interesting point. rather see where they are gonna take things and go for a ride than try to make a prediction, we seem to be going higher though which is good.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Wed 14 May 2025 16:19:04 No.22660852 Report

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>>22660836
It's passed noon. You missed the fake out shake out, and now can just get in and collect your money end of day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YzfGARjf Wed 14 May 2025 16:26:42 No.22660873 Report

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>>22659475
You know what's funny is there was one crypto I was looking at last month thinking it wouldn't hurt to put at least 1k into it and then it popped off and is now up 400%

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Anonymous ID:E+lgITyC Wed 14 May 2025 16:32:33 No.22660890 Report

Quoted By: >>22660917 >>22660931 >>22660952 >>22660957 >>22661278

>"A record number of Americans are only making their minimum credit card payment," per FORTUNE

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Anonymous ID:qFHTbYnz Wed 14 May 2025 16:40:26 No.22660917 Report

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>>22660890
Yes, and?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:31VENkNv Wed 14 May 2025 16:47:30 No.22660931 Report

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>>22660890
>line go up
no shit

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Anonymous ID:KD6abFn9 Wed 14 May 2025 16:54:51 No.22660949 Report

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crab daaaay
S&P 500 is over bought

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Wed 14 May 2025 16:55:48 No.22660952 Report

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>>22660890
>"A record number of Americans are only making their minimum credit card payment," per FORTUNE
Well maybe we have a record number of people in this country, who have a record number of credit cards. What are the people who write for this piece of shit on fucking drugs?

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Wed 14 May 2025 16:56:37 No.22660957 Report

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>>22660890
A record number of Americans took a piss when they woke up this morning.

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Anonymous ID:KD6abFn9 Wed 14 May 2025 17:02:39 No.22660978 Report

Quoted By: >>22661093

>me buying high and selling low

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Wed 14 May 2025 17:08:10 No.22661062 Report

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+57 and that's close enough to my target for me to say good enough. get back to it later but i'm happy. account is down though, a bit less than it was up yesterday, intc targeted :(. happy about my trading, lost money with sqqq, made some with labu. 5900 is the important number of the day, probably buy below sell above.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Wed 14 May 2025 17:19:57 No.22661093 Report

Quoted By: >>22661100

>>22660978
what the fuck was that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KD6abFn9 Wed 14 May 2025 17:21:55 No.22661100 Report

Quoted By:

>>22661093
Ching chong bing bong

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m3C/I9fn Wed 14 May 2025 17:23:34 No.22661107 Report

Quoted By: >>22662067

I just dumped all my money into SOXL, now what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GjctxLel Wed 14 May 2025 17:46:11 No.22661227 Report

Quoted By: >>22663200

$WEAT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 17:51:25 No.22661249 Report

Quoted By: >>22661263

A week ago I shilled GOOGL calls at the exact bottom after the fake and extremely trans/gay story that Safari was going to use AI or some bullshit to put Google out of business.

I sold the GOOGL today because it looks toppy (you faggots never listen) and now I am balls deep in MRK. MRK is at a 52 week low (down over 40% this year) because they are going to lose exclusivity of one of their drugs in 2027 that makes up 10% of their revenue. Oversold (bigly) and sitting at 11 p/e and 4% divvy this shit is a no brainier. You faggots wont listen because you hate making money.

TMF probably finna rip over the next 3 months as well. Rate cuts coming soon (for real)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QCWpBF4G Wed 14 May 2025 17:55:36 No.22661263 Report

Quoted By: >>22661323

>>22661249
Post 1 month portfolio chart

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Anonymous ID:E+lgITyC Wed 14 May 2025 17:56:22 No.22661266 Report

Quoted By: >>22661289

>AMD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QCWpBF4G Wed 14 May 2025 17:58:35 No.22661278 Report

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>>22660890
And? These people suck at managing money, who cares if they're loading it on credit cards again as if many of them werent doing a month or year ago

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ijpl/UPP Wed 14 May 2025 18:00:47 No.22661289 Report

Quoted By: >>22661577

>>22661266
Sauce

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Anonymous ID:wzMkexst Wed 14 May 2025 18:07:48 No.22661317 Report

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NHH
https://youtu.be/34tMIrc0WEo?si=yFww9zY6_RHsDo2G

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 18:09:27 No.22661323 Report

Quoted By: >>22661331

>>22661263

Nigga heil hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iPYnGIsq Wed 14 May 2025 18:11:37 No.22661331 Report

Quoted By: >>22661338

>>22661323
How many dollars is that

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 18:12:35 No.22661338 Report

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>>22661331

All of them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ziMbp5+K Wed 14 May 2025 18:12:37 No.22661339 Report

Quoted By: >>22661386 >>22663040 >>22663049 >>22663160

what were accelerationists voting for? the housing market didnt crash, ww3 isnt anywhere close to starting, and markets are already pumping back to ATHs. literally nothing ever happens.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 18:14:19 No.22661386 Report

Quoted By: >>22661395

>>22661339

and you didn't buy because...?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:91/7c5De Wed 14 May 2025 18:15:42 No.22661395 Report

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>>22661386
We were huddling in the sharty back then... It was an emotional time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 18:19:06 No.22661418 Report

Quoted By: >>22661577

Bruh SPY is cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 18:29:29 No.22661476 Report

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https://www.journalofaccountancy.com/news/2025/may/ways-and-means-releases-proposed-tcja-extensions-and-tax-changes/

Qualifiedbicyclecommutingbros...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wzMkexst Wed 14 May 2025 18:30:08 No.22661480 Report

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LOL, just saw my first car rolling down the street rocking NHH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E+lgITyC Wed 14 May 2025 18:42:54 No.22661577 Report

Quoted By: >>22661583

>>22661418
OEF is more jewish and profitable.
>>22661289
xhamster Tight Mature Woman Fucked by Younger Guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 18:43:54 No.22661583 Report

Quoted By: >>22661609

>>22661577

>Tight mature woman
>tight

(X) doubt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jOQvhJte Wed 14 May 2025 18:44:18 No.22661585 Report

Quoted By:

It's not even worth buying puts any more.
The market is so manipulated with fake news.
They will only do small little 0.50 cent pullbacks.
Market will never go down again.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:CFwq+qfn Wed 14 May 2025 18:48:18 No.22661609 Report

Quoted By: >>22661635

>>22661583
some girls are definitely tighter than others, but all girls are pretty tight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 18:51:20 No.22661635 Report

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>>22661609

in my experience you can put your first inside pretty much any of them if you try hard enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 19:01:26 No.22661729 Report

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That 1099-K reporting threshold increase is actually gonna help UBER, dropshippers et al a lot

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Anonymous ID:A9Slm0b6 Wed 14 May 2025 19:04:50 No.22661748 Report

Quoted By: >>22661923

>Markets
>https://youtu.be/r_qk3CbzpoA?si=IRyM1cMe1SZnidf1

Are we in the golden bull run?

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Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Wed 14 May 2025 19:08:35 No.22661774 Report

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Today is gonna be a red day but I bought an additional 40 shares of SCHD.

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Wed 14 May 2025 19:31:38 No.22661923 Report

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>>22661748

ONE TRILLION DOLLAR DEAL
TRADE TALKS SUCCESSFUL
END OF WAR
BUDGET DEFECIT DECREASED
INFLATION DOWN

God Bless America

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 19:42:26 No.22661981 Report

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Argie inflation 47.3%, handily beating expectations. Peso still strong. Milei continues to actually do it.

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Anonymous ID:j+x0pHa3 Wed 14 May 2025 19:51:59 No.22662036 Report

Quoted By: >>22662050

Somehow, after all these years, I am still astounded at how jewish this shit is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Wed 14 May 2025 19:52:50 No.22662045 Report

Quoted By: >>22662074

>>22660147
>yeah but only because you have better drugs and guns
Not to be rude, but also we have better people than most eastern european countries. that guy was from poland
Considering how much of shithole east european countries, are the fatalism is honestly... deserved. If I lived in a country filled with slavs, and ran by slavs, I'd probably be fatalist too.
But I live in america, and I'm a legacy american, meaning white british heritage. So things are a little different.
There's a reason britain took over the world in the 1800s and created the largest empire in history as a little island country. And america took over in the 1900s, and now we have the american empire. Anglo countries are just good at that
Though the spaniards and portugese did a good job, once upon a time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 19:53:44 No.22662050 Report

Quoted By: >>22662070

>>22662036
What could it possibly be this time, are you trading strangles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Wed 14 May 2025 19:55:40 No.22662067 Report

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>>22661107
>I just dumped all my money into SOXL, now what?
market will probably go up from here, hit a new ATH at some point. And tech stocks will also go up
So stick with it, until you hit your price target. I wouldn't sell your position in SOXL until we at least hit a new ATH.

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Anonymous ID:j+x0pHa3 Wed 14 May 2025 19:55:48 No.22662070 Report

Quoted By: >>22662076

>>22662050
No, 100% long MIC shit.

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 19:56:27 No.22662074 Report

Quoted By: >>22662096

>>22662045
>I'm a legacy american, meaning white british heritage. So things are a little different

lmao nice larp nigger
I know what america looks like
https://youtu.be/pouxWg50JOI?si=YKZ6_a4M1kIL4H0y

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Wed 14 May 2025 19:56:44 No.22662076 Report

Quoted By: >>22662093

>>22662070
Dumb industry.

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Anonymous ID:j+x0pHa3 Wed 14 May 2025 19:59:10 No.22662093 Report

Quoted By: >>22662103

>>22662076
Indeed, but the gubmint will forever be their paypig.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Wed 14 May 2025 19:59:29 No.22662096 Report

Quoted By: >>22662111

>>22662074
>lmao nice larp nigger
>I know what america looks like
Regardless of the changing demographics of the overall country, my genetics are as british as it gets.

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Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Wed 14 May 2025 20:00:24 No.22662103 Report

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>>22662093
GOOD

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 20:01:47 No.22662111 Report

Quoted By: >>22662141 >>22663061

>>22662096
>my genetics are as british as it gets
dude this is not considered a good thing in europe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Wed 14 May 2025 20:02:21 No.22662115 Report

Quoted By: >>22662127 >>22662146 >>22662931

DING DING DING! How'd it go today?
-1.21% here, berk had been running really hot prior to the step down announcement so a correction was in order but I'm still salty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22ssoQyG Wed 14 May 2025 20:04:26 No.22662127 Report

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>>22662115
nigvid keeps pumping big time so im almost fully healed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Wed 14 May 2025 20:06:51 No.22662141 Report

Quoted By: >>22662185

>>22662111
>>my genetics are as british as it gets
>dude this is not considered a good thing in europe
Good thing I don't give a fuck what continental europeans think. Again... there is a reason britain took over the world and built the largest empire in history. And again... there's is a reason why america took over and made an even bigger even more powerful empire after that.

Also, I see you point since... like, a lot of british people have questionable physiognomy. But americans who have british ancestry, for whatever reason, don't have that problem
Maybe all the genetic rejects just stayed in britain?
It's even better in australia. They got all the good genetics from the anglo empire, somehow. Shame there's only 30 million of them and most of australia is uninhabited.

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Anonymous ID:j+x0pHa3 Wed 14 May 2025 20:07:50 No.22662146 Report

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>>22662115
-0.4% fuckin lockheeb lmao.

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 20:15:04 No.22662185 Report

Quoted By: >>22663074

>>22662141
>Maybe all the genetic rejects just stayed in britain?
pretty sure all the genetic rejects generally went to the USA for a better life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Wed 14 May 2025 20:19:01 No.22662211 Report

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well, booked +90 for the day, but now stuck in a trade and down about that much got an open sell order in the after hours, 150 labu for 46.20, would put me at +100 for the day if it goes off. otherwise hoping for a green open tomorrow or i book a loss, if biotech goes much lower who knows where it will go...
anyhow down ~1.2% but my p&l is goofed up today, down a little more than i was up yesterday. did not trade well, got hooked end of day but i think i'll get out of it. gonna take a nap i think not just gonna sit around and wait for a transaction, but i do hope it goes off.

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Anonymous ID:MdmhKFO/ Wed 14 May 2025 20:37:56 No.22662375 Report

Quoted By: >>22662613 >>22662637 >>22662657

>company I'm shorting announces 3x increase in revenue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:38O9R9ZZ Wed 14 May 2025 20:53:30 No.22662499 Report

Quoted By:

Kek TLT Baggies (including the leaf Mark Meldrum)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sAa7Wnl3 Wed 14 May 2025 21:01:25 No.22662544 Report

Quoted By:

>>22659882
The baby will have a higher iq than her in less than 4 years

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xgv2aGTa Wed 14 May 2025 21:10:38 No.22662613 Report

Quoted By:

>>22662375
Sad!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j+x0pHa3 Wed 14 May 2025 21:13:37 No.22662637 Report

Quoted By:

>>22662375
On the bright side, the options jews may dump it to fuck the call gamblers. Then again, you might get liquidated first.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MGhCHpib Wed 14 May 2025 21:16:36 No.22662657 Report

Quoted By: >>22662938

>>22662375
>shorting
in this market?!?!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nmQ91YEo Wed 14 May 2025 21:35:50 No.22662931 Report

Quoted By:

>>22662115
Lemme see
ABSOLUTELY CRABED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MdmhKFO/ Wed 14 May 2025 21:37:03 No.22662938 Report

Quoted By: >>22663089

>>22662657
/smg/ convinced me to go back to shorting small caps that just pumped. Now I'm holding the bags.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ePKB+v92 Wed 14 May 2025 21:39:24 No.22662951 Report

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YEEEEEEEEILDS AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous ID:J7rHCM2a Wed 14 May 2025 21:46:05 No.22662984 Report

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i made over 12G's in 2 days. thank you Mr. President

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ePKB+v92 Wed 14 May 2025 21:46:47 No.22662986 Report

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no but seriously I might buy 30 year treasuries tomorrow holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Wed 14 May 2025 21:47:48 No.22663040 Report

Quoted By: >>22663048

>>22661339
This is unironically usually when a black swan appears

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Anonymous ID:j+x0pHa3 Wed 14 May 2025 21:49:09 No.22663048 Report

Quoted By: >>22663052 >>22663149

>>22663040
I know by definition you can't predict a black swan event, but what sort of thing could cause such panic assblasting at this point in time? Aliens? Rogue AI somehow?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/u7/iLM2 Wed 14 May 2025 21:49:14 No.22663049 Report

Quoted By:

>>22661339
what?
accelerationists vote blue, you idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 21:49:50 No.22663052 Report

Quoted By: >>22663054 >>22663064

>>22663048
T A I W A N

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OeO42439 Wed 14 May 2025 21:50:05 No.22663054 Report

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>>22663052
Just kidding.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Wed 14 May 2025 21:51:54 No.22663061 Report

Quoted By: >>22663103

>>22662111
I got mostly german and danish heritage. I look really good and 6’2 but I am extremely autistic and don’t get any pussy. Being a specimen aryan isn’t a sure ticket to pussy

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Anonymous ID:j+x0pHa3 Wed 14 May 2025 21:52:26 No.22663064 Report

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>>22663052
Isn't there some meme about the currents being too strong except in April and October to sail over there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Wed 14 May 2025 21:53:33 No.22663074 Report

Quoted By: >>22663103

>>22662185
>pretty sure all the genetic rejects generally went to the USA for a better life
that's an interesting idea, but it doesn't hold out
Just look at british people, then look at americans. Or even better yet, australians
For whatever reason, the people with terrible genetics stayed in britain. And the people with non-shit genetics left

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MGhCHpib Wed 14 May 2025 21:56:06 No.22663089 Report

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>>22662938
>listening to troons and their Indian orbiters

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 21:58:09 No.22663103 Report

Quoted By: >>22663117 >>22663121

>>22663061
That's scandalous! Have you told these women that you deserve their pussy? Maybe because you look like that they think you already have too much pussy!

>>22663074
Maybe this evolution happened because the weaker genes have just died when you americans were still living in caves a 100 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F2cIWW8J Wed 14 May 2025 22:01:13 No.22663117 Report

Quoted By:

>>22663103
>Maybe this evolution happened because the weaker genes have just died when you americans were still living in caves a 100 years ago
yes the caves on the wild west
My grandfather even built a log cabin in a cave. A traditional american cave cabin
Those were the days

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wzMkexst Wed 14 May 2025 22:01:43 No.22663119 Report

Quoted By: >>22663125 >>22663126

Yields

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Wed 14 May 2025 22:02:07 No.22663121 Report

Quoted By: >>22663137

>>22663103
I think you’re brown. How does that make you feel?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:j+x0pHa3 Wed 14 May 2025 22:03:11 No.22663125 Report

Quoted By: >>22663144

>>22663119
Yids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Wed 14 May 2025 22:03:18 No.22663126 Report

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>>22663119
Phew 10y over 4.5+

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 22:05:02 No.22663137 Report

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>>22663121
Since I am slighty sunburned from being outside with my ivory white skin it reminds me to moisturize before going to bed, thank you anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Wed 14 May 2025 22:06:57 No.22663143 Report

Quoted By: >>22663161

30year computer close to the verboten numeral

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Anonymous ID:wzMkexst Wed 14 May 2025 22:07:10 No.22663144 Report

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>>22663125
Kek

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Anonymous ID:/u7/iLM2 Wed 14 May 2025 22:07:53 No.22663147 Report

Quoted By: >>22663148 >>22663222

is the market still expected to crash soonish? I'm waiting on either btc or stocks to "crash" (relatively speaking, anyway), so I can finally jump in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MGhCHpib Wed 14 May 2025 22:09:19 No.22663148 Report

Quoted By: >>22663937

>>22663147
probably about 2 weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Wed 14 May 2025 22:10:36 No.22663149 Report

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>>22663048
It doesn’t matter if it’s a flying pack of gorilla niggers. It’s in the sigh of relief, the folding of hands, that poverty comes in a moment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:38O9R9ZZ Wed 14 May 2025 22:14:01 No.22663160 Report

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>>22661339
The housing market is crashing right now nigger do you just watch cnbc? Check pheonix dfw florida silicon valley. Check the inventory bitch hoomer faggots are getting justed right fuckin now bro kek smg never goes outside.

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 22:14:15 No.22663161 Report

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>>22663143
>He didn't even notice that yields going up stopped scaring the market a while ago.
https://youtu.be/S1kE0MMfr20?si=erfuPQSpvPm6GBaS

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Anonymous ID:isXCKfU6 Wed 14 May 2025 22:21:30 No.22663191 Report

Quoted By: >>22663214

The /biz/ trannies won ha? We can't even get through one thread in a day. It's so fucking over...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7LVI427+ Wed 14 May 2025 22:24:42 No.22663200 Report

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>>22661227
based but i didn't add below 500 cause i wanted to save cash to long VIX on friday
NHH

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Anonymous ID:isXCKfU6 Wed 14 May 2025 22:26:08 No.22663206 Report

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>SOOO I MADE A BIG MISTAKEEEEEEEE! TRY TO SEEE IT ONCE MY WAAAAAAY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 22:27:50 No.22663214 Report

Quoted By: >>22663224 >>22663230

>>22663191
It's about the newfags. Baggie was right all along. "Even a blind chicken finds a grain" Most (normal) people probably don't stay very long in /smg/ because they notice very quickly that I am the only intelligent poster ITT. So they leave after a while because of germanophobia. /biz/ on the other hand has a constant influx of banned redditors that are looking to vent after having been replaced by leftist bots. It's just the way things are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVncF6HHWI8

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Anonymous ID:2PUJgb9b Wed 14 May 2025 22:30:40 No.22663222 Report

Quoted By: >>22663937

>>22663147
experts are predicting a crash in 2-3 weeks.

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Anonymous ID:isXCKfU6 Wed 14 May 2025 22:30:56 No.22663224 Report

Quoted By: >>22663236

>>22663214
>/biz/ on the other hand has a constant influx of banned redditors
Literally, just checked /biz/ /smg/, and thought to myself this is reddit tier shit. You expect me to post there.,,

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Anonymous ID:+fKWeq6T Wed 14 May 2025 22:32:54 No.22663230 Report

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>>22663214

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Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Wed 14 May 2025 22:34:50 No.22663236 Report

Quoted By: >>22663244 >>22663294

>>22663224
Is bots ese... There are only a few dozen real posters on each board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9FU/YomO Wed 14 May 2025 22:37:46 No.22663244 Report

Quoted By: >>22663294 >>22663337

>>22663236
>Is bots ese...
I hope you're right. The board is doomed either way though

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Wed 14 May 2025 22:52:34 No.22663294 Report

Quoted By: >>22663312

>>22663236
>>22663244
Maybe we should raid them and find out if they freak out and get all autistic when we troll them. Would bots even be able to do that?
https://youtu.be/nxRIjRSzxGo?si=FuZtxiIlRDjQRE74

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Wed 14 May 2025 22:56:40 No.22663305 Report

Quoted By: >>22663917

What’s your take on putting 500k in spyi and quitting the job?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cVvy+/1w Wed 14 May 2025 22:58:38 No.22663312 Report

Quoted By: >>22663931

>>22663294
I'm gonna go to bed soon but if they were powered by a decent LLM/MLM they should be able to act just a like a redditor. Even understand images and such.

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Anonymous ID:TDXGwPBL Wed 14 May 2025 23:02:45 No.22663337 Report

Quoted By: >>22663350 >>22663916

>>22663244
We’re not doomed. Just a bit slow for now. A new batch will filter in. Some will come and go, and some will stay. Highs and lows. Just like our portfolios.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9FU/YomO Wed 14 May 2025 23:05:33 No.22663350 Report

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>>22663337
Based and true.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pTQ75jLZ Wed 14 May 2025 23:42:05 No.22663844 Report

Quoted By: >>22663873 >>22663921

Have you tried taking a shit while laying down? Thought I had to fart and now it's a fucking mess, but it was kind of nice. I'm all in SOXL if that helps

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Anonymous ID:7LVI427+ Wed 14 May 2025 23:54:33 No.22663873 Report

Quoted By: >>22663882 >>22663909

>>22663844
top signal

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Anonymous ID:7LVI427+ Wed 14 May 2025 23:57:55 No.22663882 Report

Quoted By: >>22663910

>>22663873
(cropped nigtler)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Thu 15 May 2025 00:07:42 No.22663909 Report

Quoted By:

>>22663873
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pTQ75jLZ Thu 15 May 2025 00:08:02 No.22663910 Report

Quoted By:

>>22663882
NHH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lFWhwDC4 Thu 15 May 2025 00:09:09 No.22663914 Report

Quoted By: >>22663924

What happened to greg mannarino? Dude has lost his fucking mind.

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Anonymous ID:+fKWeq6T Thu 15 May 2025 00:10:03 No.22663916 Report

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>>22663337
Can we get a picture tour of your commie block?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fOXuvA3M Thu 15 May 2025 00:10:24 No.22663917 Report

Quoted By:

>>22663305
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&sl=543OAbugrHDoDOSGRAKWVP it doesn't beat SPY once you take taxation into account on those distributions. Also DAMN, I hpoe XDTE anon got out before getting rekt.

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Anonymous ID:RUggHlMW Thu 15 May 2025 00:11:13 No.22663921 Report

Quoted By: >>22663947

>>22663844
On your stomach or on your back?

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Anonymous ID:ePKB+v92 Thu 15 May 2025 00:12:08 No.22663924 Report

Quoted By: >>22663949

>>22663914
he kept calling for collapse throughout 2023 and was heemed to oblivion on the back of the SVB nothingburger
he never recovered

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Anonymous ID:gqAHjUbV Thu 15 May 2025 00:16:53 No.22663931 Report

Quoted By:

>>22663312
Just went to post in /biz/ to test it out with my superior conversation skills and I can confirm that the anon I talked to was definitly not human. This is bullish for your MLM bot theory.

https://youtu.be/15UffN8eilI?si=Fz-stNjoQ_vmOp7E

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/u7/iLM2 Thu 15 May 2025 00:18:20 No.22663937 Report

Quoted By: >>22663939

>>22663148
>>22663222
cmon guys, im sewious

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Anonymous ID:ePKB+v92 Thu 15 May 2025 00:20:50 No.22663939 Report

Quoted By: >>22663952

>>22663937
There is always a crash happening somewhere
it just happens to be treasuries right now
you got to roll with the market

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pTQ75jLZ Thu 15 May 2025 00:24:11 No.22663947 Report

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>>22663921
On my stummy

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Thu 15 May 2025 00:24:27 No.22663949 Report

Quoted By: >>22663956

>>22663924

he owns a bunch of crypto and gold he always shilled so I think he probably did okay. total retarded faggot though.

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Thu 15 May 2025 00:25:54 No.22663952 Report

Quoted By:

>>22663939

TMF/LABU portfolio right now seems based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JjEmuoEl Thu 15 May 2025 00:26:13 No.22663953 Report

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i looked away from my ai dashcams for almost a month and im still not rich

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Thu 15 May 2025 00:27:40 No.22663956 Report

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>>22663949
I ate the living shit out of kid cuisine and it made a miserable few years at a strict Episcopal middle school a bit better

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Thu 15 May 2025 00:29:59 No.22663961 Report

Quoted By: >>22663976

Everyone calling 150k btc is making me bearish, especially if yields start blowing out again

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Anonymous ID:7LVI427+ Thu 15 May 2025 00:33:48 No.22663976 Report

Quoted By: >>22663985 >>22664030 >>22664043

when you see trump as a full blown, diagnosable narcissist there's no way of ever seeing him as anything else. it feels the same as finally realizing what the vax campaign was all about. how do you price that? preemptive shuddap baggie
>>22663961
108k all time high
DXY 98 low until midterms
USDJPY to 150 and beyond
stocks r kill

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Anonymous ID:L3SZWiri Thu 15 May 2025 00:37:24 No.22663985 Report

Quoted By: >>22664059

>>22663976
What would you technicians make of this sort of volume?

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Anonymous ID:cdRaMu2/ Thu 15 May 2025 00:43:39 No.22664004 Report

Quoted By: >>22664042

>yields
Told you it was a bull trap.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:mNEr+ddn Thu 15 May 2025 00:56:01 No.22664030 Report

Quoted By: >>22664036

>>22663976
What's wrong with being a narcissist? Its better than being a diagnosed a nigger with two white parents at birth.

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:S8TOahZ+ Thu 15 May 2025 00:57:45 No.22664035 Report

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today I will remind them:
NO NIGGERS ALOUD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lFWhwDC4 Thu 15 May 2025 00:58:00 No.22664036 Report

Quoted By: >>22664046 >>22664073

>>22664030

Incidentally narcissism is correlated with IQ. This is why niggers are such trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U5SLySM6 Thu 15 May 2025 01:00:36 No.22664042 Report

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>>22664004
Btc is unironically the life boat

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Anonymous ID:1lDMW5g9 Thu 15 May 2025 01:00:38 No.22664043 Report

Quoted By: >>22664054 >>22664059 >>22664073

>>22663976
>narcissist
Every leader worth a damn is, utterly retarded point.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:mNEr+ddn Thu 15 May 2025 01:01:48 No.22664046 Report

Quoted By:

>>22664036
Oh look how stupid that low IQ person is
I'm so much better than that low IQ person
Oh you expect me to feel sorry for that dumb mother fucker who did something stupid and now has to face the consequences?
I dunno why couldn't he have just not been dumb
Oh well nothing of value was lost, let's move on.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:un7Ti4h8 Thu 15 May 2025 01:05:26 No.22664054 Report

Quoted By:

>>22664043
I mean look at Queen Elizabeth
Not a narcissist
Loses entire empire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7LVI427+ Thu 15 May 2025 01:06:28 No.22664059 Report

Quoted By:

>>22663985
not really technicals i just made the bitcoin call in december and DXY call april 9th/10th i think? and i'm short yen. as for silver wouldn't it be funny if gold catches down while silver goes nowhere. might play a bitcoin breakout with SLV leap calls
>>22664043
couldn't disagree more, hilariously retarded worldview. i bet you voted too lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7LVI427+ Thu 15 May 2025 01:14:58 No.22664073 Report

Quoted By: >>22664087

>>22664043
scratch worldview. what the fuck are you even saying? leader that is only concerned about his own image and access to attention supply makes the best leader? remember the AI video about gaza he posted? only a low IQ >>22664036 coward would waste time doing something like that while millions of israelis are living under constant threat of artillery or flyby paraglider attack. narcissists are soft pussies, as evidenced, and this is going to cost the lives of millions of innocent jews.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:hOjzIZFZ Thu 15 May 2025 01:18:34 No.22664087 Report

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>>22664073
Zelenski and Bibi are both narcissists.

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Anonymous ID:TDeBjtj9 Thu 15 May 2025 01:21:47 No.22664095 Report

Quoted By: >>22664170

i am requesting that the market go down by like 50% overnight, then pump it all back during the day

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Anonymous ID:MWq4zG4T Thu 15 May 2025 01:45:02 No.22664170 Report

Quoted By:

>>22664095

based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FZu7CPgy Thu 15 May 2025 02:02:05 No.22664215 Report

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didn't get let out of the trade this afternoon. so i guess i want tomorrow higher. always do generally but now more than usual. think i'll be fine here, might even make a good sum of money. if not that's how things go. think the market wants to go higher still, don't think 5900 is the end of this bull move. little bit of hope sprinkled into that forecast but that is the way i see things right now. hoping for a big and prosperous year on the stock market still, and i'm beginning to believe in it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ead84M+6 Thu 15 May 2025 02:34:52 No.22664275 Report

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>>22664272
>>22664272
>>22664272

new bread

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