>>22670680A BLT A Day Keeps The Desert Demon Away
Extra Credit:
First, you must realize that dual wielding is awesome and that Saturday is unholy.
Eat the sandwich with one hand and use the other to choke the chicken to death at the same time for good health on Saturday.
Congrats, you spited the desert demon and had pleasure in doing it.
Yagway would be most displeased.
Remember to wash your hands well.
Alternate hands every week.
