Every guy I know who is married to a slampig is happy and their relationship is as good as it was on day one years later. Especially when they're both fat. Society makes us chase the perfect man or woman, and we usually settle for the best we can get to fit that bill. Rarely does it last though. Meanwhile, the southern man with a big ol fat hog of a wife is living happily. What is this phenomenon called? I've really been thinking about this a lot lately. This also relates to politics if you think about it, as societies with higher obesity rates have much higher birth rates. Look at mexicans as an example. Almost every mexican man has a wife that is twice his size.