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Quoted By: >>22699985
>be me
>mma fag
>not a violent person tho
>had shit week
>go to my regular bar with friends
>after a few drinks, step out for a smoke
>random guy shows up
>looks homeless
>tries bumming a cigarette off of me
>tell him no
>he becomes very hostile
>tries punching me
>go full paddy pimblett on his ass
>guy leaves defeated
one week later
>at same bar
>step out for a fag about the same time as last time
>there he is on the other side of the street
>he runs up to me and without saying a word tries kicking and punching me
>block and duck, end up choking him out
>go back inside
>this keeps up for another 2 weeks
>my friends and some of the bar regulars start betting on how i will end up beating him
>by the 5th week we have a dedicated scout that looks out for when this guy shows up and a whiteboard where the bets are listed
>by the 6th week we had prelims where some of the other guys would fight each other before he would come and attack me
>mfw i accidentally started a fightclub by refusing to give a random guy a cigarette
>mma fag
>not a violent person tho
>had shit week
>go to my regular bar with friends
>after a few drinks, step out for a smoke
>random guy shows up
>looks homeless
>tries bumming a cigarette off of me
>tell him no
>he becomes very hostile
>tries punching me
>go full paddy pimblett on his ass
>guy leaves defeated
one week later
>at same bar
>step out for a fag about the same time as last time
>there he is on the other side of the street
>he runs up to me and without saying a word tries kicking and punching me
>block and duck, end up choking him out
>go back inside
>this keeps up for another 2 weeks
>my friends and some of the bar regulars start betting on how i will end up beating him
>by the 5th week we have a dedicated scout that looks out for when this guy shows up and a whiteboard where the bets are listed
>by the 6th week we had prelims where some of the other guys would fight each other before he would come and attack me
>mfw i accidentally started a fightclub by refusing to give a random guy a cigarette
