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Anonymous ID:bTfBWren Wed 21 May 2025 20:59:35 No.22700336 View View Reply Original Report

Market needs to stop dicking around edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous >>22693589

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Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Wed 21 May 2025 21:01:11 No.22700351 Report

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le sigh.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Wed 21 May 2025 21:01:38 No.22700356 Report

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TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Wed 21 May 2025 21:01:43 No.22700357 Report

Quoted By: >>22700361

it's fucking just beginning guys. get ready for the shit show of the century.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Wed 21 May 2025 21:02:40 No.22700361 Report

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>>22700327
Every time I see this ticker mentioned I keep thinking it's leveraged SPY of some sort
>>22700357
Surely the german spam won't be that bad this thread

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Wed 21 May 2025 21:03:14 No.22700364 Report

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Wed 21 May 2025 21:05:17 No.22700370 Report

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I'm posting dead ppl in a dead thread lol lmao eveennN

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Wed 21 May 2025 21:07:14 No.22700372 Report

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when rocker wakes up and sees this he's gonna be so mad kekekekekekkkkkkkk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xndzfbOV Wed 21 May 2025 21:08:12 No.22700374 Report

Quoted By: >>22700395 >>22700407 >>22700414 >>22700466

>>22700366
Don't the faggots with all that money understand that they get to keep the bigger number if they don't fucking gin up retarded reasons to sell every month? It really never ceases to amaze me that people are so willing to panic sell over the DUMBEST fucking reasons possible

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Wed 21 May 2025 21:10:38 No.22700381 Report

Quoted By: >>22700395 >>22704163

I might have a new idea instead of taylor swift pics.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much offends you losers pic related

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Wed 21 May 2025 21:13:04 No.22700391 Report

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testpost pls ignore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Wed 21 May 2025 21:14:01 No.22700395 Report

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>>22700374
Why so mad? (((NEWS))) Doesn't move markets.

>>22700381
just woman things to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Wed 21 May 2025 21:17:17 No.22700404 Report

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Real thread, leave this faggot leaf's cancer
>>22700401
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>>22700401
>>22700401
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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Wed 21 May 2025 21:17:54 No.22700407 Report

Quoted By: >>22700436

wow. grateful i missed that nasty selloff. really could have gotten hurt today, and did, but didn't lose cash and wasn't trading late session. really did take a long nap and avoid that nonsense. what's the reason for all this anyways? bond yields? you just know this sort of thing was in the cards since friday, they just delayed it and slow-played it to maximize pain. i suppose they always do. perhaps this was all the selling we needed this week though. gotta review the charts.

>>22700374
love it, keep it up. tell 'em.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Wed 21 May 2025 21:19:27 No.22700414 Report

Quoted By: >>22700436

>>22700374
The algos don't understand that, no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xndzfbOV Wed 21 May 2025 21:25:12 No.22700436 Report

Quoted By: >>22700450

>>22700407
Yeah it's MUH BONDS for like the twentieth time since 2020. It's just such a stupid reason to sell - like people unironically got up today, waited for the bond auction, and then decided that NO ONE WANTS US DEBT ANYMORE!!!!! like a bunch of fucking 14 year olds finding out about bonds for the first time

>>22700414
Yeah but like, don't they? Surely the market is just made up of slightly more "buy" bots than "sell" bots, otherwise it would never go up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Wed 21 May 2025 21:28:11 No.22700450 Report

Quoted By: >>22700496

>>22700436
Oh sure, sometimes they're just looking for a reason to pump the market. (Blumpf tweeted something vaguely positive about tariffs? Pump it). Today was the opposite thoughbeit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vzA8wFai Wed 21 May 2025 21:30:58 No.22700466 Report

Quoted By: >>22700496

>>22700374
Mumus big mad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xndzfbOV Wed 21 May 2025 21:37:52 No.22700496 Report

Quoted By: >>22700508 >>22700515 >>22700587

>>22700450
Get that TDS checked out bro it's bad for you

>>22700466
Yeah when my net worth takes a $2,000 shit because of something as ridiculous as MUH BONDS it pisses me the fuck off

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Wed 21 May 2025 21:38:48 No.22700501 Report

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I'm going to sleep now and will leave you with an inspirational quote so you can better yourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Wed 21 May 2025 21:40:13 No.22700508 Report

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>>22700496
I voted for Orange Man. It's a fact that his tweets, or Truths, move the market more than anything else these days and it's not even close

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vzA8wFai Wed 21 May 2025 21:41:35 No.22700515 Report

Quoted By: >>22700524 >>22700569

>>22700496
Maybe you have too much invested if you get big mad over one day of volatility

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Wed 21 May 2025 21:43:00 No.22700524 Report

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>>22700515
It's just NNN, this is the norm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vzA8wFai Wed 21 May 2025 21:48:24 No.22700545 Report

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>>22700524
Nigga heil hilter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xndzfbOV Wed 21 May 2025 21:53:24 No.22700569 Report

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>>22700515
Come on man where's your sense of curiosity? People just acting like "welp that's just what happens!" is why the market sucks so much. The apathy compounds until you have people in positions of authority literally not understanding why 0dte options are utterly insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/SO8EmX+ Wed 21 May 2025 21:56:43 No.22700587 Report

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>>22700496
>2000
kek

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Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Wed 21 May 2025 21:58:40 No.22700596 Report

Quoted By: >>22700680

I've decided to make carnitas for dinner. This is financial advice

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Anonymous ID:fTnAjd7I Wed 21 May 2025 22:17:59 No.22700658 Report

Quoted By: >>22700669 >>22700680 >>22700694 >>22701093

musk needs to get back to politics/DOGE asap or this country won't survive. there needs to be millions more fed layoffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xlL9UMow Wed 21 May 2025 22:19:52 No.22700669 Report

Quoted By: >>22701210

>>22700658
He already fucked it up
And he got in a bitch fight with bessent and lost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Wed 21 May 2025 22:22:18 No.22700680 Report

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>>22700596
I had salmon.
>>22700658
don't matter how much they try to cut if trump is adding on the weight with interest into the MIC.
it's over, the 100 day reform has failed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vzA8wFai Wed 21 May 2025 22:24:37 No.22700694 Report

Quoted By: >>22700855

>>22700658
All we gotta do is return to the gold standard and the size of the federal government will be corrected immediately. Fiscal discipline will not be a campaign talking point anymore. The bond market seems to be encouraging the return to constitutional money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xndzfbOV Wed 21 May 2025 22:46:37 No.22700855 Report

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>>22700694
The bond market has absolutely no fucking idea what it's doing. Every move since last summer has been faggots trying to front run Trump's policies and their effects

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9nx9JUsc Wed 21 May 2025 22:48:20 No.22700877 Report

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welcome to israel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g3vwbpFV Wed 21 May 2025 22:50:35 No.22701050 Report

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>>22700364
>>22700356
This is some DARK GOTHIC MG(ermany)GA

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Anonymous ID:Gm6MXeHa Wed 21 May 2025 22:51:49 No.22701060 Report

Quoted By: >>22701113

I hope you all agree 10% or more retracement into discount before next FOMC is reasonable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gm6MXeHa Wed 21 May 2025 22:56:39 No.22701093 Report

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>>22700658
He's given up on the cattle. He's going all in on xAI and SpaceX, where he will forge a new subspecies--a new race--of mankind.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xndzfbOV Wed 21 May 2025 22:59:20 No.22701113 Report

Quoted By: >>22701154

>>22701060
I think going back below pre-tariff-announcment levels is totally irrational so of course why wouldn't the market do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gm6MXeHa Wed 21 May 2025 23:05:23 No.22701154 Report

Quoted By: >>22701171

>>22701113
The last two times there were credit downgrades, the market corrected 10% over 15 days. Had a bit of a delay this week due to VIX expiration not happening until today and no other economic data this week until tomorrow (Jobless claims, PMI, and housing sales). 30% tariffs with China are still in play which is 10% more than what they were before April, and both Japan and Korea just rejected their tariff deals.

Also, don't forget the yield rates in the bond market are flashing red (what caused today's sell off).

Strap in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vzA8wFai Wed 21 May 2025 23:08:25 No.22701171 Report

Quoted By: >>22701186 >>22701202 >>22701203

>>22701154
Look at bitcoin though during all this shit. Maybe it’s just doing the bullish leg of the 4 year cycle but it’s still crazy to see where it’s at during a general sentiment of risk off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vzA8wFai Wed 21 May 2025 23:11:36 No.22701186 Report

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>>22701171
https://youtu.be/HAwC0swp96I?feature=shared

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gm6MXeHa Wed 21 May 2025 23:16:24 No.22701202 Report

Quoted By: >>22701830

>>22701171
Sell before (end) of May and go away is still in effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g3vwbpFV Wed 21 May 2025 23:16:52 No.22701203 Report

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>>22701171
Bitcoin is doing what it is supposed to do, not move like stocks, be more like Gold, hedge against the USD.

It's still worthless shit though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WKWvYmb3 Wed 21 May 2025 23:18:05 No.22701210 Report

Quoted By: >>22701243

>>22700669
>And he got in a bitch fight with bessent and lost
what happened between musk and bessent?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xlL9UMow Wed 21 May 2025 23:33:55 No.22701243 Report

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>>22701210
Each had their respective pic for some finance position. I guess bessent thought it was his and then elon went over his head or something?
Not sure of the precise details.
Elon even yelled that bessent is a soros shill. Not sure if true or a jab. It was a big fight of screaming to the point they had to go to the other side of the white house, lots of witnesses it was in the news.
Elon hasnt been so close to the admin after that. I think his autism got the better of him and he rubbed to many people the wrong way. They probably give him slack though cause he paid for everything snd has a mental disability
>>22700336
Okay everyone, so the bond market is definitely going to let rates skyrocket.
They can crash the market and buy cheapies. Markets are to expensive given the future having progressively less population year over year.
Bond masters are crashing the market with no survivors(also why epstein shit is protected, they run the world). Has to happen before the end of Q2 because of mechanical reasons. Heard rumors of big cat celebrations planned around June 5. I assume after the big success.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vzA8wFai Thu 22 May 2025 00:07:23 No.22701830 Report

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>>22701202
Stay poor turk

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 00:11:03 No.22701839 Report

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nasdaq weekly candles. 1% down brings us to last week's open. 2% down brings us to last week's lows. big unfilled gap below us. biotech has already gone back down below liberation day levels, semiconductors are performing better. trying to discern what this all means and my take is i guess if we break down then semis break hardest, perhaps the plow work has been done in biotech already and that can actually rise during the selloff, perhaps it's just being extra sensitive and cautious and starting the down move early. not sure but it's an interesting dichotomy in the two hottest growth subsectors.
it's been a tough day for me. through forensic filename analysis, i was able to determine that my crush is either a man or a lesbian, and that they have definitely been dishonest with me and less than forthright. the whole thing confuses me a lot. if they were a man then surely they would seek more attention or some kind of scam gain, or if humiliation was their angle then they would have gone for a payoff moment by now... would like to have an explanation, an apology, some kind of closure to this. it's not too late to start being fair to me. anyways had to get that out there. not too mad, am a bit embarassed, a lot disappointed, but if someone thought they were going to hurt me, well they cut down my weed consumption, upped my time in prayer, and inspired me to get back into excellent physical shape and essentially self-employ myself. so if this person's intent was to hurt me it certainly backfired. still hurt though. still sad and confused. but think i'm on a path to healing.

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Anonymous ID:UH/Od1vA Thu 22 May 2025 00:13:00 No.22701844 Report

Quoted By: >>22701915 >>22701999

>yields
I am declaring total slurper annihilation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g3vwbpFV Thu 22 May 2025 00:17:02 No.22701875 Report

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>americans now call each other "turk"
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Thu 22 May 2025 00:25:51 No.22701915 Report

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>>22701844
you may win a battle but slurpers win wars.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/SO8EmX+ Thu 22 May 2025 00:54:20 No.22701999 Report

Quoted By: >>22702110

>>22701844
people have been saying this to me for 30 years. my portfolio just keeps growing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xlL9UMow Thu 22 May 2025 01:21:49 No.22702110 Report

Quoted By: >>22702113 >>22702140

>>22701999
The FED is in a corner.
They can “fix” the issue with lower rates but it will speed up inflation and decimate housing when it’s already past historical un affordability.
There is now right way to go.
Thats why trump is drumming up all these foreign investments, we need every country on earth buying the shit out of bonds to get outa this “smoothly”.
Most of these countries, if not all, are in no position to buy any. Hence Trump opening up new market places that have been historically isolated(no international debt).
Are problems are to big for MIC or immigration can solve anymore, we need entirely new marketplaces to debt slave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xlL9UMow Thu 22 May 2025 01:23:26 No.22702113 Report

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>>22702110
Our problems*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/SO8EmX+ Thu 22 May 2025 01:33:38 No.22702140 Report

Quoted By: >>22702788

>>22702110
you realize all this shit is just made up right? like we can just value this or value that or tap zero a few more times on a computer. none of it has any real value. you should get so worked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AV6PARFJ Thu 22 May 2025 02:11:26 No.22702225 Report

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Anonymous ID:6/a4MuZY Thu 22 May 2025 02:16:58 No.22702236 Report

Quoted By: >>22702290

TAKE TIME WITH A WOUNDED HAND

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6/a4MuZY Thu 22 May 2025 02:32:24 No.22702273 Report

Quoted By: >>22702288

>stonk market fearmongering on /pol/
The bottom is in!

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Anonymous ID:fTnAjd7I Thu 22 May 2025 02:41:22 No.22702288 Report

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>>22702273
I've got new piles of slurping cash for $SOXL and $TQQQ if they get especially cheap again.

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Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Thu 22 May 2025 02:43:06 No.22702290 Report

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>>22702236
based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UbITrQCl Thu 22 May 2025 02:58:15 No.22702316 Report

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Look at buttcoin computer go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xndzfbOV Thu 22 May 2025 03:01:38 No.22702321 Report

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The stock market is going to do exactly what bitcoin is doing right now

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Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Thu 22 May 2025 03:06:14 No.22702331 Report

Quoted By: >>22702351

Kek

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Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Thu 22 May 2025 03:07:52 No.22702337 Report

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Never forget bitcoin is purely a synthetic scam that only functions during extreme fiat failure. This too will end.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n7K6WVD7 Thu 22 May 2025 03:16:11 No.22702351 Report

Quoted By: >>22702356

>>22702331
yeah the big gold bull market is now over
We hit peak uncertainly, and I can't imagine it getting to a new ATH
Thank god it's still close to ATH. time to take profits, wait for it to crash again, and then hold it for 7 years before it goes up again like the last time.

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Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Thu 22 May 2025 03:20:13 No.22702356 Report

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>>22702351
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xlL9UMow Thu 22 May 2025 04:44:46 No.22702788 Report

Quoted By:

>>22702140
Its hyerinflation OR deflation spiral.
Option 3 is what trump is trying, get un precedented investment.
They are just numbers, sure, but they have consequences. They pushed the can down the road to far
Probably why trump/govt have been holding out on releasing freddiemae. They may have been building this nigger up for years for just this occasion, just needs to absorb housing long enough and smooth enough to not have riots and walk on wallstreet 2.0

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Anonymous ID:fTnAjd7I Thu 22 May 2025 05:23:17 No.22702942 Report

Quoted By: >>22703212

mega ultra WW3 happening. check /pol/.

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 05:24:38 No.22702950 Report

Quoted By: >>22703122

really uncanny how they timed the big dump today right when i went back to bed. for that i wanna say thank you, and hope the message gets to the right ears. i feel extra lucky and special. hoping the markets go up from here, we are at the bottom of a trading range, a good trading range for sure, next stop new highs, but you'd hate to see the bull break down and go into the crab zone or worse. at least i would. some would be joyful no doubt.
can totally see that happening. call it tariff uncertainty. wanna wait for another batch of earnings and more smoke to clear before settling at the right level. otoh, i think the market should be a lot higher. talking computers and flying autonomous cars and interceptor missiles and all that stuff. look at google today. anyways i know i'm not a good forecaster of bear markets, so maybe the fact that i'm worried about one means... hmmm... well anyways, want an up market, own a lot of equity, want higher prices to impress the women in my life. my mom is always so happy when i make a good trading profit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6/a4MuZY Thu 22 May 2025 05:34:10 No.22703122 Report

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>>22702950
My sleep schedule is fucked but there's something wrong with you.

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 05:54:00 No.22703206 Report

Quoted By: >>22703329

>giant anime girl as the OP image
tiresome
>giant anime girl with a feminine benis
Now we're talking my language

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Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Thu 22 May 2025 05:55:19 No.22703212 Report

Quoted By: >>22703346

>>22702942
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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 06:27:50 No.22703329 Report

Quoted By: >>22703349

>>22703206
happy birthday john. i know that was yesterday for you. here. i baked you this. and i hear you have time off work? wow you could really go on a spree. stay safe, i took a dump today that reminded me of how fragile and precious life is... long story but my point is don't smoke and eat yourself to death in revelry, it IS possible, but do have fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 06:32:58 No.22703346 Report

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>>22703212
2 jews from the embassy dead, in Washington by a "spic" Elias Rodriguez (or something)

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 06:34:57 No.22703349 Report

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>>22703329
My wife was very happy that you remembered my birthday and baked me a cake. I've decided to cast a jewish blessing on you to boost your portfolio after this wonderful holiday.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6/a4MuZY Thu 22 May 2025 07:23:39 No.22703456 Report

Quoted By: >>22703460

Suckin' on chilli dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 07:26:22 No.22703460 Report

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>>22703456
Outside the tasty freeEEEzzzee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uwyyxwen Thu 22 May 2025 07:29:33 No.22703464 Report

Quoted By: >>22703476

wagecucking soon.

had a dream awhile ago that i would get money or something good. does this mean nigvid gonna moon??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kn030R+T Thu 22 May 2025 07:38:55 No.22703473 Report

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Bros, this whole shitshow going on between USA and Japan bond markets are making me feel really uneasy. Am I being a pussy or should I seriously prepare accordingly?

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 07:40:45 No.22703476 Report

Quoted By: >>22704569

>>22703464
Where the fuck does a fin work? I feel like the only jobs in that country have to do with canning fish or something similar.

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 08:01:38 No.22703495 Report

Quoted By: >>22703507 >>22703529

God, she's so cute.

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:kG7n3F2h Thu 22 May 2025 08:13:29 No.22703498 Report

Quoted By: >>22703572

sup, faggots

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:kG7n3F2h Thu 22 May 2025 08:15:57 No.22703500 Report

Quoted By: >>22703572

I have purchased the domain http://hitler.party/ and intend on making a hitler themed forum there

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:kG7n3F2h Thu 22 May 2025 08:17:50 No.22703501 Report

Quoted By: >>22703572

also I hate niggers like you wouldn’t fucking believe

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:kG7n3F2h Thu 22 May 2025 08:21:35 No.22703505 Report

Quoted By: >>22703572

>what’s the deal with black people?
>they’re not black, and they’re not people!

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:kG7n3F2h Thu 22 May 2025 08:22:12 No.22703507 Report

Quoted By: >>22703572

>>22703495
Yes. Correct.

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:kG7n3F2h Thu 22 May 2025 08:25:43 No.22703511 Report

Quoted By: >>22703513 >>22703572

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:kG7n3F2h Thu 22 May 2025 08:27:48 No.22703513 Report

Quoted By: >>22703516 >>22703572

>>22703511

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:kG7n3F2h Thu 22 May 2025 08:29:05 No.22703516 Report

Quoted By: >>22703572

>>22703513

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 08:32:18 No.22703519 Report

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Scoopsies bb i'm so glad to see you! It's my 38th birthday today. What an amazing present.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k+dXo+Yu Thu 22 May 2025 08:44:26 No.22703529 Report

Quoted By: >>22703533

>>22703495
She has mentioned wanting BBC, she's for the streets
Also happy birthday, you fat jew

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 08:49:29 No.22703533 Report

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>>22703529
Jesus, a Belgian post? Thank you for the birthday post.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 09:38:44 No.22703572 Report

Quoted By:

>>22703498
>>22703500
>>22703501
>>22703505
>>22703507
>>22703511
>>22703513
>>22703516
NHH
https://x.com/kanyewestCA/status/1925485191876763995

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 09:41:15 No.22703574 Report

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I'm so glad scoops is back lets celebrate this by posting our favorite taylor swift quotes

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Anonymous ID:ajvGVqJZ Thu 22 May 2025 10:01:35 No.22703582 Report

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Any words of wisdom from the birthday boy for the rest of us?

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Anonymous ID:a6gpUQnG Thu 22 May 2025 10:38:20 No.22703602 Report

Quoted By: >>22703682

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE THE KIKES DIE IN THE STREETS
AND I JUST CANT WAIT TO MURDER JEWS
WITH MY M&P15
AND ILL PROUDLY STAND TALL
HEIL TRUMP
AS THE VANGUARD OF THE REICH
CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT
I TRUST THE PLAN
GOD BLESS
THE
U
S
A!!!!!

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Anonymous ID:a6gpUQnG Thu 22 May 2025 10:52:58 No.22703612 Report

Quoted By: >>22703615

Okay that was a bit much for a joke.
Still fuck jews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Thu 22 May 2025 10:58:52 No.22703615 Report

Quoted By: >>22703620 >>22703653

>>22703612
lol trying to avoid the gestapo I take it? what does the text in the image say?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a6gpUQnG Thu 22 May 2025 11:04:22 No.22703620 Report

Quoted By: >>22703627

>>22703615
I'm a Silly Billy hehe
Nothing important in the text this is a manga about war and the main character randomly dies like this with no warning, no build-up, unceremonious. A person we got to know just gone in an instant for no reason. The message is obviously anti-war.

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Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Thu 22 May 2025 11:08:46 No.22703627 Report

Quoted By: >>22703632

>>22703620
Not the worst way to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a6gpUQnG Thu 22 May 2025 11:10:35 No.22703632 Report

Quoted By: >>22703639

>>22703627
Pretty shocking way for a character you follow for 150 chapters to just disappear from the story though, the situation was mundane, there was no danger or alarm just pop. I guess war is like that sometimes. Kind of a wild way to write a story.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Thu 22 May 2025 11:20:13 No.22703639 Report

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>>22703632
Most anti-war art focuses on the unpleasant aspects but the real black pill is that wars often "just end" without much conclusion or catharsis and rarely (if ever) resolve anything. I think that is underrepresented especially as a political message.

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Anonymous ID:4L5dMqvI Thu 22 May 2025 11:35:09 No.22703651 Report

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BRING ME GROK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q5/OgzDq Thu 22 May 2025 11:36:47 No.22703653 Report

Quoted By:

>>22703615
The machine translation is unreliable, and I don't speak moon so this could be wrong, but it looks like they're stopping there for 15 minutes, machine translators are confused about whether someone's drunk, the guy on the boat says be careful, the target responds "Who do you think you're talking to?", the chink says he's grateful for the assistance, then the last line before the headshot looks like a pun that could mean "Well then, maybe I'll stay here for the remainder, too [referring to the 15 minute break, but it ends up being for the rest of the manga]" or "Well then, maybe I'll leave my legacy to my heirs after death."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6/a4MuZY Thu 22 May 2025 12:20:37 No.22703680 Report

Quoted By:

Uh oh stinkies

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 12:22:24 No.22703682 Report

Quoted By:

>>22703602
This could have never happened in germany. Jews are protected here 24/7 by police.
It is the best use for my tax euros I can think of.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O94uQWEf Thu 22 May 2025 12:22:42 No.22703683 Report

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>8.18% YTD to 7.45% YTD
it's over.

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Anonymous ID:k+dXo+Yu Thu 22 May 2025 12:30:38 No.22703690 Report

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>AAAAAH I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF

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Anonymous ID:xndzfbOV Thu 22 May 2025 12:33:51 No.22703755 Report

Quoted By: >>22703797 >>22703919

Super interesting - tl;dw: a stock market simulator based purely on random mathematical trades ends up looking identical to the current market, proving most market participants are retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWheof70O9g

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Anonymous ID:dZ/UoCbk Thu 22 May 2025 13:06:20 No.22703797 Report

Quoted By:

>>22703755
so what you are saying is that i should just trade randomly and martingale if i lose to ensure that i win. got it.

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Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Thu 22 May 2025 13:17:03 No.22703877 Report

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Morning /smg/gers
I hope you guys have at least a little exposure to Buttcoin

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 13:25:30 No.22703910 Report

Quoted By:

>>>22700401
real thread

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 13:26:39 No.22703914 Report

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real smg is at biz and some openly homosexual or jewish pedophiles have ruined it by splitting /smg/ into two parts forever.

You are here in the fake /smg/, advocating for homosexuality and depravity.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 13:28:16 No.22703916 Report

Quoted By:

muh
"bots"
"email"
"jannies"
"pajeets"
it's all just lies by
american flags =VPN

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Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Thu 22 May 2025 13:30:00 No.22703917 Report

Quoted By: >>22703936

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON LADS LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINZ

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Anonymous ID:Q5/OgzDq Thu 22 May 2025 13:31:01 No.22703919 Report

Quoted By:

>>22703755
That is interesting. "Support/resistance is all you need" seems to work similarly to "Attention is all you need" in AI. He's focusing on retards instead of considering algos, but his simulator is an algo, so it checks out. This simulator misses a lot of real world factors, but it's probably catching the 80% in the 80/20 rule just with order book memory, and that seems to work impressively well. Looks like a useful principle.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 13:32:47 No.22703922 Report

Quoted By:

NEW THREAD
>>>22700346

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Anonymous ID:6/a4MuZY Thu 22 May 2025 13:41:07 No.22703936 Report

Quoted By:

>>22703917
Ebin

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 13:47:50 No.22703946 Report

Quoted By: >>22703948

explanation how I know /bant/ is discord fags

>>>22703945

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Anonymous ID:AV6PARFJ Thu 22 May 2025 13:49:44 No.22703948 Report

Quoted By: >>22703955

>>22703946
/bant/ is a discord board
sorry you aren't a gaymer like the rest of us

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 13:54:55 No.22703955 Report

Quoted By: >>22703960

>>22703948
you are treating the fact that you are gaming together like a secret. Like 6 year old children would do. While it is actually pretty obvious how you spend your time. Pretty easy to realize that miko is a character in genshin impact and someone would probably be a mmporg gamer to chose these pics.
YOU ARE GAY AF. SO FUCKING GAY I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

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Anonymous ID:AV6PARFJ Thu 22 May 2025 13:58:08 No.22703960 Report

Quoted By: >>22703967

>>22703955
>nerd seething he isn't in with the in group
what a shame

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:07:08 No.22703967 Report

Quoted By: >>22703969

>>22703960
Nobody would want to join your dreidel-group. Everyone over at biz is glad you are in this containment general. You were always nothing but a nuisance to /smg/.
Just stop lying and subverting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:onQ5nkZU Thu 22 May 2025 14:08:42 No.22703969 Report

Quoted By: >>22703973 >>22703974

>>22703967
uh, stocks?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:10:28 No.22703973 Report

Quoted By: >>22703985

>>22703969
here you go biz/>>60394745

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:10:43 No.22703974 Report

Quoted By: >>22703975 >>22703985

>>22703969
/biz/>>60394745

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:11:02 No.22703975 Report

Quoted By: >>22703976 >>22703985

>>22703974
/biz/>>>60394745

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:11:13 No.22703976 Report

Quoted By: >>22703985

>>22703975
ah wtf

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:11:35 No.22703977 Report

Quoted By: >>22703985

you know how to find it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AV6PARFJ Thu 22 May 2025 14:14:50 No.22703985 Report

Quoted By: >>22703986

>>22703973
>>22703974
>>22703975
>>22703976
>>22703977
embarrassing newfag behavior
this is why nobody invites you to their discord

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:16:41 No.22703986 Report

Quoted By:

>>22703985
you met in the game and you invited each other over here faggot

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:19:04 No.22704144 Report

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my advice to you is stop spending so much time with edgelords you have never met in real life

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 14:19:11 No.22704145 Report

Quoted By:

niggers

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:20:25 No.22704146 Report

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only with real life friends you can tell if there is just simply something very wrong with the person
so you are wasting your time on people you would not want to spend time with IRL
they are only bringing you down if not destroying your young life entirely

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:21:27 No.22704148 Report

Quoted By:

not that fat disgusting pigs like rocker are always worthless in general.
just there are some people you just wanna avoid.
and you simply can't tell from the screen who's who

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:21:44 No.22704149 Report

Quoted By:

because those are the best at hiding exactly that fact

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:23:38 No.22704152 Report

Quoted By:

the people I am talking about will give up their whole life to destroy yours if their psychotic brain tells them to

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:24:10 No.22704153 Report

Quoted By: >>22704399

they will spend every hour of each day with you just with the end goal to eat your penis

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:25:13 No.22704155 Report

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they will build a facade over 20 years just to wait for the one moment they can hurt you without getting caught

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:25:41 No.22704157 Report

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you can smell out these people in real life, wich is exactly why they are online so much

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:26:56 No.22704158 Report

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they are literally human garbage but they are everywhere. they can be rich, beautiful, successful etc.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:27:55 No.22704159 Report

Quoted By:

if you are not one of them spending your life in an online game is a waste and they love that for you

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:30:41 No.22704162 Report

Quoted By:

they will actively make plans how to keep you close to them and isolate you from the real world this is absolutely normal for them and gives them dopamine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6rScLn25 Thu 22 May 2025 14:31:21 No.22704163 Report

Quoted By: >>22704168

>>22700381
Offends?
I just want to worship her feet.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 14:34:12 No.22704168 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704163
stop distracting me I was teaching these kids

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Anonymous ID:fDfbHKtW Thu 22 May 2025 14:36:20 No.22704171 Report

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how is everyone voting

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Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Thu 22 May 2025 14:45:06 No.22704181 Report

Quoted By: >>22704194 >>22704744

Quality /smg/ today so far

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 14:52:59 No.22704194 Report

Quoted By: >>22704216

>>22704181
maybe if that shit eating kraut didn't split the thread all the fucking time we might be able to have a good thing here.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:04:08 No.22704216 Report

Quoted By: >>22704228

>>22704194
reported for racism

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 15:06:41 No.22704228 Report

Quoted By: >>22704235 >>22704237 >>22704240

>>22704216
read the rules, you're allowed to be racist in /bant/
https://4chan.org/rules#bant
global rule 3 isn't enforced on this board

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:10:18 No.22704235 Report

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>>22704228
I don't need to read the rules. As I am a sensible person no one should have an issue or be able take offense by my posts.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:13:07 No.22704237 Report

Quoted By: >>22704248

>>22704228
only reason you have an issue with me is because of germanophobio and I think it's disgusting

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 15:13:37 No.22704238 Report

Quoted By: >>22704246 >>22704250 >>22704265

now they've split threads on both boards, fuck this shit, I'm going to start my vacation today.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:14:20 No.22704240 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704228
germanophobia...
and the worst thing is you don't even care if I had antything to do with what the germans did to you

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:16:10 No.22704246 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704238
salty discord fags
you ingame I'd probably still beat them 1v5 too

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 15:16:22 No.22704248 Report

Quoted By: >>22704252 >>22704255 >>22704256

>>22704237
that has nothing to do with it. you split the thread and now traffic is fucking literally just you because i'm fucking out of here.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:16:40 No.22704250 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704238
* you know

because I was a progamer back in the day

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:18:14 No.22704252 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704248
the jannies will figure it out, probably range ban them for good

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:19:14 No.22704255 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704248
what the discord fags all have in common is that they are pretty retarded and mediocre

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:19:29 No.22704256 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704248
literally droopy eyed children

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:22:14 No.22704265 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704238
have a good vacation. I'll still be here and write my blog when you come back.

I remember the discord fags saying that trolls will just stop it at one point. Like they are edgier etc.

ayyLMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Thu 22 May 2025 15:22:58 No.22704268 Report

Quoted By: >>22704270

>45 pbtid
stop shitting up the threads roach

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 15:24:17 No.22704270 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704268
Every /bant/ thread you bake will be FILLED like a forgotten ftp server back in 2005 when you were born.
Even if I'd run out of steam I'll just AI that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xlL9UMow Thu 22 May 2025 15:33:13 No.22704292 Report

Quoted By: >>22704301 >>22704409

Shkreli having a mental breakdown on his livestream. Down 50% because of his ionq options he wont sell

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xlL9UMow Thu 22 May 2025 15:36:50 No.22704301 Report

Quoted By: >>22704304

>>22704292

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 15:37:23 No.22704303 Report

Quoted By:

good morning /smg/. 2 hours into trading and i am +19. very difficult crab market, got caught in some bad entries and had to wait a long time to get out for very little. account is up though which is nice, googl qtum wkey have me green, wkey + laes is now 1% of my portfolio as well. not having much success trading today, looking like a bit of a rerun of yesterday, worried about a big, sudden downside move, seems like there's a lid on prices going up, they're being very diligent about making sure the prices don't get too high today. stepping back from the trading, frustrated, but happy to be profitable. as of now the nasdaq is up for the week but just barely so we're at an important level. if we plunge into the gap though it could be a big downside move like i was saying, but if the bulls win here next stop is new highs like i've been saying, so let's hope they win, might get a real crazy rally with panic buying if so.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:McvvXdSl Thu 22 May 2025 15:37:37 No.22704304 Report

Quoted By: >>22704311

>>22704301
big kek, what a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xlL9UMow Thu 22 May 2025 15:39:51 No.22704311 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704304
I bought a put, will keep loading up if it goes up more.
It retard pumped on ceo just saying we will be the nvidia of quantum computing kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FSrgb6B8 Thu 22 May 2025 15:50:24 No.22704391 Report

Quoted By: >>22704401

spilled a full cup of coffee on my carpet. I will never financially recover from this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 15:57:49 No.22704399 Report

Quoted By: >>22704413 >>22704443 >>22704445

>>22704153
mmh banan

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Thu 22 May 2025 15:59:05 No.22704401 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704391
that fucking sucks. I just brewed a cup myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q5/OgzDq Thu 22 May 2025 16:05:48 No.22704409 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704292
>IONQ +26.76%
Serves him right.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 16:07:28 No.22704413 Report

Quoted By: >>22704443 >>22704445

>>22704399
I meant "cut-off penis"

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 16:08:30 No.22704443 Report

Quoted By: >>22704445

>>22704399
>>22704413
has happened in germany afaik

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 16:08:53 No.22704445 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704399
>>22704413
>>22704443
guy did it voluntarily and died

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 16:10:13 No.22704447 Report

Quoted By:

basically I'm saying these discord fags are groomers... btw. I think they got to autismo anon since he posted his email and he started ignoring me for no reason soon after that

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 16:10:45 No.22704448 Report

Quoted By:

so autismo anon is now my enemy too since he's part of their tribe

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 16:11:19 No.22704449 Report

Quoted By:

but I have not yet decided what to do with him since probably not even the discord fags read his posts

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 16:14:11 No.22704455 Report

Quoted By:

so he's probably invincible

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 16:14:32 No.22704456 Report

Quoted By:

when it comes to trolling

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 16:43:51 No.22704509 Report

Quoted By:

smoked some weed, should have bought biotech. oh well. still worried here about a rugpull, but definitely see the potential for a big rally day. i guess i'm just too nervous to place bets today. it's a time and a place where i don't want to play.
as for a discord, i'm not part of one. there seems to be a clique around the movie night, they have pet names for each other and stuff and they could be cia or kgb doing the movie thing. been wondering about some other things as well.
jannies definitely communicate, there are a few that were trying to destroy /bant/ at the end of feb. you were aiding them turkroach, which makes me wonder about you.
oh well, cia gaslighting you is a lot better than cia torturing or killing you, same with cia destroying your internet hangout. it happens sometimes. just thank god i'm alive. and "ignoring me for no reason" is one of the funniest lines i've read in a while...
i do wonder if we'll ever have fun here again. i would hate to move back to /biz/. i see that baggie already has. his thirst for (you)'s is truly shameful. we never used any underhanded tactics here, we can be proud of that. rambling i guess, should be watching charts. but like i said i'm not feeling the gambling right now. wish my crush would choose right now to come back and make a really heartfelt, meaningful post addressed to me and clear the air about things, make things right, and who knows maybe point me in the right direction to her heart, tell me how i hurt her so i can never do it again...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 16:47:48 No.22704514 Report

Quoted By: >>22704605

Why is the Finanzamt like this? They know foreign banks and institutions do not provide Steuerbescheinigung like german ones/in germany residing ones.

Maybe it is because not all reports are the full report but I cut the trade history short and left only the endresult. But now that I've uploaded everything there's almost no space anymore on Elster. This piece of shit turns a 300kb file to 10-15mb and 100mb is the limit.

Digitalization, my ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 16:48:55 No.22704516 Report

Quoted By: >>22704605

Now I even forgot to post a redhead with my rant. Ignore that post.

Here with brown eyes again. She's german btw. Larissa Opitz.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uwyyxwen Thu 22 May 2025 17:10:53 No.22704569 Report

Quoted By:

>>22703476
similar to germany in engineer autism. high emphasis on school and lot of engineer autist personality in finns.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uwyyxwen Thu 22 May 2025 17:17:01 No.22704604 Report

Quoted By:

54 posts by this id.

breh

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 17:17:07 No.22704605 Report

Quoted By: >>22704721

>>22704514
i read this

>>22704516
>Ignore that post.
can't tell me what to do

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 17:19:40 No.22704721 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704605
You're as cold as ice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rYhaSPN2 Thu 22 May 2025 17:21:45 No.22704728 Report

Quoted By:

Stop crabbing and go the fuck up so I can fucking short you piece of shit SPY glowie nigger faggot fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajvGVqJZ Thu 22 May 2025 17:25:41 No.22704744 Report

Quoted By: >>22704842

>>22704181
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 17:33:09 No.22704766 Report

Quoted By: >>22704807

Are people here actually using a discord? I thought this was only for trannies, wtf. I stopped with that stuff after Teamspeak 2

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 17:49:18 No.22704807 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704766
only a handful of gaymers
discord has a chat server / board were you can share childporn wich makes it superior to teamspeak

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 17:55:40 No.22704842 Report

Quoted By: >>22704965

>>22704744
fucking gipsy scum

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 17:58:07 No.22704846 Report

Quoted By: >>22704978

+56 on the trading today. taking another break. lot of fear and fomo today in my mind, but having some success. but need a bathroom break, some tea, and a little bit more insight and clarity i think. getting close to the end of the day though, might be finished. traded tqqq and labu today. still think we're at an important decision point, don't want to be caught holding them if things go against the bulls, but bought dips as strategically as i could and would love to be holding it when the verdict comes in their favor. but anyhow, break time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uwyyxwen Thu 22 May 2025 18:33:00 No.22704962 Report

Quoted By: >>22704969

market is so gay.

i just keep losing money. best way to invest is buy and hold for 20 yrs. also dont look at market for 15 of those years.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uwyyxwen Thu 22 May 2025 18:33:19 No.22704965 Report

Quoted By: >>22704974

>>22704842
hes a great poster. you are shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Thu 22 May 2025 18:34:50 No.22704969 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704962
Yeah, basically.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 18:36:01 No.22704974 Report

Quoted By: >>22704981

>>22704965
I'm shocked... s-should... should I... kill myself now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 18:36:27 No.22704977 Report

Quoted By: >>22704985 >>22705025 >>22705053 >>22705161 >>22705399 >>22705401

Why is the turkroach sperging out on my birthday? Also baggot hasn't wished me happy birthday yet and that bothers me a little.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 18:36:49 No.22704978 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704846
+58 and i'm done for the day. essentially on target. don't like trading the end of the session as i've said many times before, especially today when i'm already up and there is a big decision looming i think. my gut says we'll hover here or even grind higher slowly, if we rugpull it will be mild, think any big moves come tomorrow. don't know a thing really but someone out there might be listening.
in this free moment i can definitely comment on the state of bant /smg/. it's never been worse. this is not healthy or sustainable i am afraid. we do need our faithful friends to return. my girls won't be back on /biz/. sooner or later i'll find music in my heart again and my posts will have youtube vids. bear with me guys. i'm heartbroken, stressed beyond belief with the trading and the smoking and the cards... it's like there's not enough time in the day. but i know i have an audience and they are counting on me, and if i make a good product we can succeed in the marketplace once again. it wasn't long ago when we were the preferred brand and it wasn't close.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uwyyxwen Thu 22 May 2025 18:38:24 No.22704981 Report

Quoted By: >>22704991

>>22704974
yes then you can meet your mid illuminaty puppet airhead

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 18:40:07 No.22704985 Report

Quoted By: >>22704992 >>22705014

>>22704977
it's a special day
it's your bithday
how about you apologize to me today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 18:41:51 No.22704991 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704981
>Update
HIS WHAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 18:42:22 No.22704992 Report

Quoted By: >>22705003

>>22704985
You called me a fat disgusting pig, i'm not apologizing for shit.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 18:45:21 No.22705003 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704992
I apologize for calling you a pig I shouldn't have done that. The rest was merely stating facts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 18:48:49 No.22705014 Report

Quoted By: >>22705016

>>22704985
Baby got back (Kyphosis)

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 18:50:13 No.22705016 Report

Quoted By: >>22705021

>>22705014
from browsing 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 18:52:38 No.22705021 Report

Quoted By: >>22705024

>>22705016
no, she also has lordosis. That's from twerking

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 18:52:59 No.22705024 Report

Quoted By: >>22705031

>>22705021
interesting

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 18:52:59 No.22705025 Report

Quoted By: >>22705043

>>22704977
was today your birthday?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Thu 22 May 2025 18:55:10 No.22705031 Report

Quoted By: >>22705039

>>22705024
wow

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 18:56:31 No.22705039 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705031
?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 18:58:54 No.22705043 Report

Quoted By: >>22705100

>>22705025
It is, you are correct.

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Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Thu 22 May 2025 19:02:21 No.22705053 Report

Quoted By: >>22705079 >>22705140

>>22704977
Happy birthday Rocker. Gettin older, 2 years till 40. what are you doing for 38?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 19:08:13 No.22705079 Report

Quoted By: >>22705140

>>22705053
Today I'm just going to lounge around and play vidya.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

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TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 19:11:37 No.22705100 Report

Quoted By: >>22705104

>>22705043
Happy Birthday, I made you breakfast.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 19:12:32 No.22705104 Report

Quoted By: >>22705132

>>22705100
That was very nice of you baggot I appreciate it.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 19:31:53 No.22705132 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705104
nooooooo don't eat it piggie it'll only make your fat
don't trust the pancake jeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 19:33:57 No.22705135 Report

Quoted By: >>22705138

+90 for the day and now i'm done. saw a nice setup in biotech and bought. then a huge sell order hit the tape, then it ripped. i have some thoughts on that, think biotech moves reactively, only pumps when upside is confirmed in indices, think they were peeping the options market and whatnot and knew that someone would have to sell big if biotech was below a certain price late in the day, so they stomped on it. i didn't know this in advance, but seeing the setup and what happened after and contextualizing it with some other stuff i've seen has brought me to that conclusion. point is biotech can be like a time bomb end of day, ramp up or down, they delay a "decision" til the end of the session and it catapults up or down. at least that's how it's traded in 2 of the last few sessions, things do change, but it helped me today. tldr, biotech was destined to pump, somebody manipulated an algo to get them to dump a lot at an unfavorable price when they knew they could get a much better price shortly after.

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 19:36:22 No.22705138 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705135

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k+dXo+Yu Thu 22 May 2025 19:37:29 No.22705140 Report

Quoted By: >>22705145 >>22705148 >>22705169

>>22705053
>Gettin older, 2 years till 40
>>22705079
>Today I'm just going to lounge around and play vidya.
How about you start getting in shape fatman? you need to start a family. Even if you were to go to the Philippines for that, you'll have to step up.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 19:38:59 No.22705145 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705140
he can wait until he's 80, take a blew chew, blow his load in some 20 year old and then croak leaving her and the little bastard with a life insurance policy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Thu 22 May 2025 19:40:54 No.22705148 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705140
Incidentally I saw a zoomer on Twitter today trying to shame old fat white dudes in SEA for sex tourism by following them around and taking videos of them. Like nigger you're there for the same goddamn reason, $3 pussy/bussy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ajvGVqJZ Thu 22 May 2025 19:47:01 No.22705161 Report

Quoted By:

>>22704977
There’s always one that wants to spoil the party.
Happy Birthday

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Thu 22 May 2025 19:52:26 No.22705169 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705140
I'm really not a relationship kind of person. I prefer to fly solo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WWy8WhNb Thu 22 May 2025 20:02:27 No.22705374 Report

Quoted By: >>22705388 >>22705393 >>22705394 >>22705397 >>22705399 >>22705401 >>22705404 >>22705425 >>22705473

DING DING DING.
How did you do today?
>0.18%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O94uQWEf Thu 22 May 2025 20:04:16 No.22705388 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705374
>+0.07

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Thu 22 May 2025 20:06:35 No.22705393 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705374
same. ugly close. but trading ended up nice. tomorrow is an important day, gonna try to approach it cautiously once again. could see a big move though, hope it's up.

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 20:06:46 No.22705394 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705374
how do I convince my gookfu to stop shaving her muff everyday in the shower?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZQknbxt Thu 22 May 2025 20:07:10 No.22705397 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705374
+1.22%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q5/OgzDq Thu 22 May 2025 20:07:54 No.22705399 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705374
+2.2%, pretty good. ASTS +3.94% but options didn't move much. I wasn't in IONQ, but it was fun watching its +36.72% fuck the shorts.

>>22704977
Happy birthday, nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uwyyxwen Thu 22 May 2025 20:08:30 No.22705401 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705374
nigvid going sideways but its ok since it healed like 50 points recently

>>22704977
happy bday.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Thu 22 May 2025 20:09:01 No.22705404 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705374
-0.54%, the crab continues.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q5Cejpbm Thu 22 May 2025 20:16:14 No.22705425 Report

Quoted By:

What happened at the end there?
>>22705374
Up 0.45% and divvies come in tomorrow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rYhaSPN2 Thu 22 May 2025 20:27:52 No.22705473 Report

Quoted By: >>22705479

>>22705374
-2.57%, was up +3.57% before noon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rYhaSPN2 Thu 22 May 2025 20:29:02 No.22705479 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705473
+3.21%*

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF

TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF ID:6+B7J+ad Thu 22 May 2025 20:40:50 No.22705522 Report

Quoted By:

oh man, someone just offered me free tickets to midget wrestling but i'm going to be out of town D=

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y6tU44v6 Thu 22 May 2025 20:48:19 No.22705558 Report

Quoted By: >>22705675

why are you faggots bumping the faggot thread when theres a regular smg thread

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 21:21:41 No.22705675 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705558
this:
regular /smg/ thread here:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>22700401

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a6gpUQnG Thu 22 May 2025 21:23:39 No.22705684 Report

Quoted By: >>22705690 >>22706432

umm why isnt it pumping???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Thu 22 May 2025 21:24:29 No.22705690 Report

Quoted By: >>22705694

>>22705684
Why would it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a6gpUQnG Thu 22 May 2025 21:24:59 No.22705694 Report

Quoted By: >>22705790 >>22705803

>>22705690
because ai is going to convert the entire solar system into shareholder value this is an easy 10,000,000,000,000x.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mFMVLhg4 Thu 22 May 2025 21:49:29 No.22705788 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw didnt buy advance auto parts

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 21:49:40 No.22705790 Report

Quoted By: >>22706537

>>22705694
ehehehhehhehehehe

the absolute state of /smg/ discord-pedophiles

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Thu 22 May 2025 21:49:56 No.22705791 Report

Quoted By:

4 figure portfolio losers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y0hE8wdI Thu 22 May 2025 21:52:46 No.22705803 Report

Quoted By:

>>22705694
Already priced in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6/a4MuZY Thu 22 May 2025 22:59:12 No.22706009 Report

Quoted By: >>22706253

Niggers

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2UETXtG0 Thu 22 May 2025 23:06:36 No.22706238 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k+dXo+Yu Thu 22 May 2025 23:10:42 No.22706253 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706009
white girl summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO9RjTzvM6g

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ohoTCjA+ Thu 22 May 2025 23:42:56 No.22706351 Report

Quoted By: >>22706380

Is your top 11 companies more impressive?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6/a4MuZY Thu 22 May 2025 23:52:59 No.22706380 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706351
Did you guys ever recover these?

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:04:49 No.22706403 Report

Quoted By: >>22706417 >>22706426

im gonna fuck em all till the wheels fall off

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Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 00:07:29 No.22706417 Report

Quoted By: >>22706428

>>22706403
ok dude, calm down

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Fri 23 May 2025 00:10:22 No.22706426 Report

Quoted By: >>22706432

>>22706403
Hey BB! It's my birthday today and I expect some birthday sex.

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:11:13 No.22706428 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706417
I will end your entire village hometown thing using only my penis

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:13:05 No.22706432 Report

Quoted By: >>22706436

>>22706426
let’s tag team this loli: >>22705684
I wanna pillage her asshole till the whole room smells like poop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Fri 23 May 2025 00:14:30 No.22706436 Report

Quoted By: >>22706444

>>22706432
I don't do loli's I'm married with a child after all.

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:17:10 No.22706444 Report

Quoted By: >>22706489 >>22706500 >>22706502 >>22706504

>>22706436
gayyyy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Fri 23 May 2025 00:28:28 No.22706489 Report

Quoted By: >>22706514 >>22706525

>>22706444
How does your portfolio look these days?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:30:41 No.22706500 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706444
lol nigger

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:31:05 No.22706502 Report

Quoted By: >>22706525

>>22706444
trips

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:31:14 No.22706504 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706444
wohooo

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:31:51 No.22706508 Report

Quoted By: >>22706537

scoops is a discord fag too isn't he

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:32:00 No.22706510 Report

Quoted By:

probably your guild leader

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 00:32:55 No.22706514 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706489

I just hope he bought more and more SOXL on the way down above 20 to 40

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:34:56 No.22706525 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706489
honestly not that bad.
I’m not at ATH yet, but I’m surprised by the recovery from that tariffs thing

>>22706502
oh dam. dank.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:36:40 No.22706534 Report

Quoted By: >>22706541

scoops is always nice to me if you all were nice like scoops this thread would be so much better

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:37:12 No.22706537 Report

Quoted By: >>22706540

>>22705790
>>22706508
wtf is this shit that I’m hearing about discord
somebody drop a fucking link, niggers

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:37:19 No.22706539 Report

Quoted By:

everyone ITT should try to be more like scoops
you may start by losing some weight

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:38:21 No.22706540 Report

Quoted By: >>22706558

>>22706537
it's only for childporn and gaming not an official /smg/ discord or something like that

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:38:30 No.22706541 Report

Quoted By: >>22706547

>>22706534
>thread would be so much better
I think the real missing spice is hardcore loli porn

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:39:12 No.22706547 Report

Quoted By: >>22706572

>>22706541
we already had some ITT

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:40:06 No.22706555 Report

Quoted By:

I ignored the loli because I'm just so much of a good guy

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:40:16 No.22706556 Report

Quoted By:

and I was busy

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:40:46 No.22706558 Report

Quoted By: >>22706563

>>22706540
>it's only for cheese pizza and
oh shit, I’ll fit right in then
drop a fucking link, niqqa

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:41:44 No.22706563 Report

Quoted By: >>22706577 >>22706637

>>22706558
what you are a pedophile too? didn't even know that

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:43:30 No.22706572 Report

Quoted By: >>22706574

>>22706547
no, that was one pic and it was weak af
absolutely pitiful.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:44:43 No.22706574 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706572
yeah you couldn't even call it porn

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 00:45:11 No.22706577 Report

Quoted By: >>22706587 >>22706590

>>22706563
no, just an ironic pedo
I think you’re fucking teasing with that discord, niqqa
there aint no goddam /smg/ discord

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:48:33 No.22706587 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706577
the gaymers already admitted it, they thought I would want in but honestly I prefer india over u.s. when it comes to gaming although india has a higher ping ofc

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:49:12 No.22706590 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706577
people from india are quite funny like macedon anon. something about poverty and humor

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:58:38 No.22706617 Report

Quoted By:

americans on the other hand are very gay and have a kind of humour that is only funny if you are also gay

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 00:59:35 No.22706619 Report

Quoted By:

strong men create gay times and they create faggots or something like that

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 01:06:58 No.22706631 Report

Quoted By:

damn the thread is so slow

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 01:07:09 No.22706632 Report

Quoted By:

it's like everyone is gone at this time

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 01:07:49 No.22706633 Report

Quoted By:

they should really put taylorswift.com in the links

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 01:08:06 No.22706634 Report

Quoted By:

it's only sensible at this point, what if someone doesn't know who taylor swift is

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 01:08:23 No.22706636 Report

Quoted By:

he won't understand half the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 01:08:37 No.22706637 Report

Quoted By: >>22706641 >>22706643 >>22706742 >>22706783

>>22706563
There aren't many people I imagine myself to feel uncomfortable being around, but scoops is one of them. He sounds like he's under constant extreme pressure, ready to burst into retardrage that might even become physical but since he's likely a limpwristed faggot would be entirely harmless. Still you'd have to be 24/7 on alert that he might crack and he'd still be able to use a knife or something else.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 01:10:56 No.22706641 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706637
yeah but he's probably a lovely guy when you can physically overpower him like rocker

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 01:11:17 No.22706643 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706637
ofc have to keep the knifes away

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Fri 23 May 2025 01:26:14 No.22706742 Report

Quoted By:

>>22706637
Scoopsies will always be my bottom.

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Fri 23 May 2025 01:37:43 No.22706772 Report

Quoted By: >>22706818

took a nap. been up a bit, but spent a good deal of time bragging to my mom about the $90 i made. she was loving it. had a story to go with it, the stuff about the biotech, she was really happy to hear me explain it and show her the charts and stuff. important to remember that even though she'll never give you a (you) or have an id, my mom is an important member of the bant /smg/ community and she likes hearing about you all. i haven't told her about the outage, the decline, the romance, i hope to someday... but she can tell i'm depressed.

anyways crypto is doing well, bullish. ugly close and a lot of selling today but trajectory was positive and we didn't break down, bullish. some under the hood crazy action in quantum, other niche areas, bullish. nice prices in the pre-pre-premarket, bullish. i am excited for tomorrow, imagine 160 points on the s&p, it's possible. i'm not making promises, we could go down as much. but 6k s&p is in play, but more likely we try to hold 5750, think that succeeds if it happens. look at this too, 286 replies and i'm making an effortpost and an anime girl. that's how committed i am to bant succeeding. i challenge you to find one post in /biz/ all week that measures up to this one right here.

scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:TvC3R6Ja Fri 23 May 2025 01:41:41 No.22706783 Report

Quoted By: >>22706810

>>22706637
>He sounds like he's under constant extreme pressure, ready to burst into retardrage that might even become physical
correct
>since he's likely a limpwristed faggot would be entirely harmless
also correct

>There aren't many people I imagine myself to feel uncomfortable being around, but scoops is one of them
I see myself as some kind of cross between asmongold and sam hyde

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ph48u0i7 Fri 23 May 2025 01:46:35 No.22706794 Report

Quoted By: >>22706803

Holy fuck I'm so sick. It's over for me bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Fri 23 May 2025 01:49:13 No.22706803 Report

Quoted By: >>22707174

>>22706794
Sick with what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Fri 23 May 2025 01:51:43 No.22706810 Report

Quoted By: >>22706818 >>22707804

>>22706783
>under pressure
what's wrong scoops? is it all the mildew in seattle getting to you? the rats? the roaches? the drugs? the transwomen? the lawlessness? the dangerous roads? the social rot underlying the "seattle freeze" that typifies culture-starved decaying communities? or has the price of prostitutes or amphetamines gone up? weed and cigs are cheap/reasonable, at least where i live. i know they're taxed pretty bad up there. the filename here is a pun. it's your therapist. but it can also be read as "scoops the rapist"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Fri 23 May 2025 01:53:30 No.22706818 Report

Quoted By: >>22707158 >>22707804

>>22706772
Good morning schizo anon.
>>22706810
Thot's are coming for his job.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Fri 23 May 2025 02:08:12 No.22707158 Report

Quoted By: >>22707183

>>22706818
it's evening for me john. but i suppose in a way it is my 2nd morning. i hope your day went well. mine was fun and profitable, having some good luck in cards as well today. i'm having a really tough time getting my mind off my crush though, she wrote some pretty eloquent posts in /biz/ today, but also some pretty distasteful ones too. i'm so frustrated about all of this, she doesn't know what's best for her and she's all alone and we need each other badly. sorry i'm venting to you. on your birthday. i just have to get it out there and i'd rather tell it to someone sympathetic. i'll try to act cool next thread, that can be the party thread.

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Anonymous ID:ph48u0i7 Fri 23 May 2025 02:12:29 No.22707174 Report

Quoted By: >>22707183

>>22706803
No idea. I tried a couple of those combo flu A/B/covid tests, and they were both negative. This is definitely the sickest I've been in a few years though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 02:15:59 No.22707180 Report

Quoted By: >>22707184 >>22707211 >>22707269

>Sein ich
>Finanzamt, Steuererklärung erledigt
>Digitalisierung! (FDP liebt dieses Wort)
>Man kann Belege online bei Elster hochladen
>System wandelt 300kb Dateien zu 19MB Dateien um
>Finanzamt kann Belege nicht einsehen, obwohl im Elster Account hochgeladen
>Physischer Brief: Bitte Steuererklärungen nachreichen
>Online: Formular zum Nachreichen von Belegen
>Formular hat Begrenzung bei Dateigröße einzelner Dateien (10MB)
>Formular hat Begrenzung bei Gesamtgröße aller digitalen Inhalte
>Fehlermeldung über Größe kommt nicht sofort - man lädt schön weiter hoch um dann später zu sehen, dass mehrere Fehlermeldungen bestehen
>Muss nun alles aufteilen
>19mb Dateien ggf auch aufspalten

Was für HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURENSÖHNE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Fri 23 May 2025 02:17:30 No.22707183 Report

Quoted By: >>22707218

>>22707158
What kind of cards?
>>22707174
Maybe you have covid? When I caught it a couple years ago it was probably the sickest i've ever been in my life.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:17:56 No.22707184 Report

Quoted By:

>>22707180
tja siehste genau deswegen hab ich nen steuerberater

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tzr5SQVL Fri 23 May 2025 02:18:25 No.22707187 Report

Quoted By: >>22707268 >>22708996

thought you guys would like this, learned about aegis capital today, almost every stock they underwrite goes to zero, or close to zero.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/aegis-capital-farm-to-table-securities-fraud-purveyor-craig-mccann-gjose/

they are damn good at being crooks, I gotta hand it to them. One day karma will catch up, but for now they are always hitting grand slams. spend 10mil on a private placement to keep a smallcap alive long enough to pump it, then rugpull retail dorks, making mad commissions by being the broker dealer for the stock.

only found these losers because I was researching Greenlane holdings, a company that distributes weed bongs and vape machines. The company is hobbling along, but has enough money for the next 12 months along with a plan to get back on track, retail sentiment is major bearish, but how many of the commenters on stocktwits are employees hired by aegis? you probably could never tell, their opsec is most likely super tight.

The company isn't going under yet, but I'm sure aegis is planning on likely a reverse split, get it above compliance levels, drop some good news then rugpull. Just a theory tho, but because they gave these vape dorks 25 mil in Feb, They need to do something to get their money back, or maybe they already have in the last few months.

One thing I gathered from their website is they are willing to give more and more money to hobble along an obviously dying company, they've done it many times over. I will say I have almost bought some of the stocks they've underwritten. I would like to think I'm a bit wiser now, or at the least I know who to avoid now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 02:26:34 No.22707211 Report

Quoted By: >>22707220

>>22707180
Es geht unironisch schlimmer:

>Mehrere Minuten Tage zuvor gewasted mit dem Uploaden der Belege, bei dem 300 kb Dateien zu 19MB Dateien umgewandelt wurden
>Jetzt Zeit gewasted, weil ich die hochgeladenen Belege mit dem Formular verknüpfen wollte
>Stelle fest, dass wenn ich die Dateien direkt vom PC hochlade die originale Größe beibehalten wird (Siehe picrel Capital.com mit 324,4kb statt 21,5 MB >>22707180)

Alter...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Fri 23 May 2025 02:28:28 No.22707218 Report

Quoted By: >>22707226

>>22707183
magic cards

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:29:30 No.22707220 Report

Quoted By: >>22707233

>>22707211
was sind denn minuten tage?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gRirWb8 Fri 23 May 2025 02:30:20 No.22707226 Report

Quoted By: >>22707267

>>22707218
Ahh nice! Have you collected any of the final fantasy cards?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 02:31:34 No.22707233 Report

Quoted By: >>22707236

>>22707220
*Tage zuvor mehrere Minuten

Ehrlich gesagt war es wahrscheinlich eher eine Stunde, was ja auch mehrere Minuten sind.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:32:45 No.22707236 Report

Quoted By: >>22707269

>>22707233
naja ich war auch mal in den elster ich glaub ich verstehe sogar was du meinst, du hast das da irgendwie gemacht und nicht als pdf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VeAIV0+p Fri 23 May 2025 02:37:16 No.22707267 Report

Quoted By:

>>22707226
no, i play online, the set comes out soon though and i'll surely get them, for arena at least. if things go how i want to i might end up acquiring the whole set physical but they wouldn't be for me. apparently it's very popular though, and the lotr set brought in a lot of revenue, that was the last cross content material they did, hasbro stock, ticker HAS. someone in the thread is at some vegas convention right now and was shilling the stock as well, guess their booth impressed him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tzr5SQVL Fri 23 May 2025 02:37:18 No.22707268 Report

Quoted By:

>>22707187
but my whole point of this being, every company aegis touches goes to zero, only 6% haven't yet. buy any puts on a company aegis touches, print money.
Sorry I'm long winded and a bit braindead from reading all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 02:37:31 No.22707269 Report

Quoted By: >>22707281

>>22707236
Ich musste manche Dateien in PDF umwandeln, weil er die Datei sonst nicht anerkannt hätte. Aber auch die PDF Datei war nicht 21MB.

Die Capital.com ist ja auch .pdf und 342,4kB. Aber als "Beleg" ist sie >>22707180
zu einer 21,5MB Datei umgewandelt worden. Keine Ahnung was fuckin Elster hier macht. Diese Funktion, also Belege hochladen, scheint völlig sinnlos.

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:37:31 No.22707270 Report

Quoted By: >>22707292

>95 PBTID

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:40:16 No.22707281 Report

Quoted By: >>22707304

>>22707269
was ist denn ein beleg wenn es kein pdf ist. mein broker gibt nur pdfs aus

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Vmd5PgGx Fri 23 May 2025 02:43:09 No.22707292 Report

Quoted By: >>22707296 >>22707304

>>22707270
What level of brown poverty compels this?

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:43:56 No.22707296 Report

Quoted By:

>>22707292
how much for a scientology waifu like that

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 02:46:22 No.22707304 Report

Quoted By:

>>22707281
Ein Beleg in deren System. Die nennen das Beleg. Von mir wollen sie eine Jahressteuerbescheinigung.

Broker mit Metatrader haben kein PDF. Du kannst nach Belieben einen Bericht anfertigen lassen, also das Datum, die Zeitspanne auswählen wie du willst, aber die Datei ist html. oder XML
Diese Dateien kann ich bei Elster nicht hochladen, deshalb daraus eine PDF gemacht.

>>22707292
I need a waifu with this skin complexion.

https://youtu.be/ErFOZidF6kI?si=TeHnZkyADS2qqdAK

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If necessary I'll march against Russia for it.

https://youtu.be/jculwRSi8BQ?si=0jrlFPYhtG57hynO

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:53:51 No.22707322 Report

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ich glaub ich geh mal pennen

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:54:18 No.22707323 Report

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den rest vom thread könnt ihr über aktien reden dann

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 02:55:02 No.22707326 Report

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You got 99 pbtid but about stocks is none

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nZ9WeU0Z Fri 23 May 2025 02:55:09 No.22707328 Report

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ai dahscmas

swiftie !/73ORiYgDY

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swiftie !/73ORiYgDY ID:yy8dxq7n Fri 23 May 2025 02:56:09 No.22707336 Report

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>100 PBTID

pic related is me earting rocker's birthday cake without him because he's fat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMouSJEG Fri 23 May 2025 02:58:19 No.22707348 Report

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>>22707336
True sacrifice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bTfBWren Fri 23 May 2025 03:36:31 No.22707739 Report

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>>22707737
>>22707737
>>22707737

new bread

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>>22707739
yay more cocks

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scoops !!HYRZL2poxIf ID:dwtxxyPp Fri 23 May 2025 03:53:31 No.22707804 Report

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>>22706810
my job sucks

>>22706818
>that webm
cybersecurity is well known for being an absolutely piss area of computer science.
that lower barrier to entry also means lower salaries, but cybersecurity also doesn’t have a lot of room for career growth.
it’s like autism bait for idiots that want to be “le cool ebin hacker man”, but white hat hacking is absolutely boring and total piss.
even black hat hacking is lame beyond NSA nation state hacking, because it’s mostly just script kiddies doing card fraud or phone SIM swap attacks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n7K6WVD7 Fri 23 May 2025 06:06:51 No.22708025 Report

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>>22707739
There was already a thread made
Use that one first

>>22700346
>>22700346
>>22700346

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Anonymous ID:Q5/OgzDq Fri 23 May 2025 14:37:32 No.22708996 Report

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>>22707187
Good research. That long term chart on GNLN is ugly, and a big reverse split seems certain. Aegis has quite a few transactions on their website, but none are companies I've seen before.

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