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My wife asked me to pick up the house while she was out

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:01:18 No.22734747 View View Reply Original Report

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The condition of house before she left

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:02:00 No.22734748 Report

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Now it has BBC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:03:59 No.22734749 Report

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>>22734747
All the ivory white is depressing. Your home has the aesthetic of an office.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:04:28 No.22734750 Report

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>>22734747
>live, laugh, love sign
This fucking shit is in every single dumb cunt’s house

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:07:22 No.22734751 Report

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>>22734747
>No carpet in the bedroom
Oopsie poopsie someone fell for the space jew's lies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:08:48 No.22734752 Report

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>>22734750
It just says
>Love
And its in English.
So obviously this is a shitty slide thread, and they are EVERYWHERE tonight...
Why though?
Oh yeah... seasoned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:10:26 No.22734753 Report

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>>22734747
Don't work? Home all day? You're her house-bitch. Do what she tells you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:11:07 No.22734754 Report

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>>22734747
I saw this faggot shit on Reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:11:10 No.22734755 Report

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>>22734752
It actually says 'Pave', dumb ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:11:29 No.22734756 Report

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>>22734752
Well faggot normies have "Noel" shit all over the place at Christmas. But yeah... Something fishy going on here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:14:14 No.22734757 Report

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>>22734753
This
Chop chop house bitch, mommy is coming home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:14:35 No.22734758 Report

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>>22734755
You must be a nigger, because you obviously cant read cursive.
Flavor town!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:15:15 No.22734759 Report

Quoted By: >>22734771

This is a troll thread with an American house. You guys don't do that in New Algeria, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:20:48 No.22734760 Report

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>>22734751
i really dont understand how the hardwoodjew tricked everyone

hardwood fucking SUCKS and is mogged by carpet

hardwood is cold
hardwood leads to calluses
hardwood leaves all kinds of dust and crap stuck to your feet

on the other hand

carpet is warm
carpet cleans your feet of debris which is nice when you get into bed
carpet feels nicer to walk on

>but carpet smells and gets old
not if you fucking vacuum and it's pretty easy to replace anyways compared to hard fucking wood

FUCK HARD WOOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:21:01 No.22734761 Report

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>>22734750
It's Nietzschean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:21:45 No.22734762 Report

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>>22734750
All women are dumb cunts, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:22:45 No.22734763 Report

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reddit bot repost with not even a halfassed attempt at relevance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:24:28 No.22734764 Report

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>>22734747
Women don't get to tell me shit in my house. I will leave it as I chose and they keep their mouth shut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:26:39 No.22734765 Report

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>>22734758
I can't read, I have a AI dictate everything and even come up with replys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:28:13 No.22734766 Report

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>>22734748

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:29:31 No.22734767 Report

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>>22734760
I have hardwood everywhere but the bedrooms, and I totally agree. I can sweep three times a day and there are always little bits of crap stuck to my feet.
Not as bad as having herbs on the floor though. Great for slide threads though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:30:57 No.22734768 Report

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>>22734747
Go Amelia Bedelia on her ass and get your house lifted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:36:52 No.22734769 Report

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Wtf is 'picking up the house'

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:41:27 No.22734770 Report

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>>22734750
>>22734762
>NOOOO how dare women create a dignified living space!!! It needs my masculine touch!!!
Meanwhile, the masculine touch:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:42:34 No.22734771 Report

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>>22734759
Stinks of steganography. I'm calling out OP as a glow-nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:57:38 No.22734772 Report

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>>22734747
Wow, OP walked through a display home & took some photo's. That home is clearly not lived in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 02:58:20 No.22734773 Report

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>>22734752
You're 199% wrong and a faggot. Wood floors, concrete floors, clay floors - all better than carpet. Invest in a rug, you absolute pussy poofter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:00:21 No.22734774 Report

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>>22734770
Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who lives in a garbage dump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:01:03 No.22734775 Report

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>>22734769
I was actually expecting OP to post an "after" collage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:04:06 No.22734776 Report

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>>22734760
Personally I love tile
>cool
>grounding
>easiest to clean and sterilize
>can be covered with any combinations of rugs of any variety of style, material, color, shape, size etc you want
>part of a skilled craft many thousands of years old
>can handle moisture/flooding far better than wood or carpet

IMO nothing beats a nice tile floor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:06:13 No.22734777 Report

Quoted By: >>22734779

My kids drew all over the walls, what is a good wall cleaner, I've been using ZEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:06:44 No.22734778 Report

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>>22734773
This, carpet is the shittiest floor imaginable. Why the fuck would you want what's essentially a permanent unwashable and boring as possible rug? It's also ALWAYS made of plastic, there's wool or cotton rugs but show me a wool/cotton carpet. It's 100% toxic polyester every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:07:15 No.22734779 Report

Quoted By: >>22734784

>>22734777
mr clean magic eraser
got some kid drawings off the wall yesterday

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:08:25 No.22734780 Report

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>>22734749
For me it's the gray. I don't understand how we accept it's okay for walls to be painted gray.

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:08:39 No.22734781 Report

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>>22734747
CLEAN IT UP YOU FROG FUCKING SHIT!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:08:48 No.22734782 Report

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>>22734776
you're Mexican

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:09:24 No.22734783 Report

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>>22734770
how do people live like this. Just clean up messes immediately. It takes 3 seconds to a minute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:10:02 No.22734784 Report

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>>22734779
I couldn't get one of those to do anything

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:11:49 No.22734785 Report

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>>22734747
why would you have english shit on your walls, frogman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:12:26 No.22734786 Report

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>>22734770
how dare you misgender that brave & beautiful trans woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:12:43 No.22734787 Report

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>>22734784
get it moist first. and make sure you say moist a bunch while your wife is in earshot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:12:51 No.22734788 Report

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>>22734761
You say that, but I used to have a portrait of Nietzsche, A picture of Diogenes, and a portrait of Dostoyevsky in my old apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:13:30 No.22734789 Report

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>>22734783
bro thats not bad. lurk moar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:13:34 No.22734790 Report

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>>22734770
at least he has good posture

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:14:18 No.22734791 Report

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>>22734778
>Unwashable
You're not very bright are you?

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:15:01 No.22734792 Report

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>>22734780
lurk for 4 years before posting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:15:38 No.22734793 Report

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>>22734790
try again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:17:02 No.22734794 Report

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>>22734747
What a mess. Get to work

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/\nonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:17:55 No.22734795 Report

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>>22734770
>watching goyslop

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Anonymous Wed 28 May 2025 03:21:56 No.22734796 Report

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>>22734788
i thought i had a good diogenes meme, but i cant find it. since i spent the time digging, have an unrel funny.

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