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Alright you little shits, sit on Uncle Anon's lap because he's gonna tell you a story about his first time at a Round1 arcade.
>get in the candy van and reach 80mph
>1 year ago
>I've been driving for 5 hours
>I step out of my car in the parking lot of a busy mall with the intent to have illegal amounts of fun at Round1
>I'm anticipating it so much that I'm shaking worse than a 90 year old meth addict
>I excitedly walk myself inside
>I find a map and figure out that I'm on the wrong side of the mall
>I suck it up and walk for about 5 minutes before making a detour through the food court and grabbing a big plate of pan fried squid
>After I eat I start walking the remaining 5 minutes
>At last...I see the glow of the neon lights around the entrance
>I start running
>I begin to hear the sound of the busy arcade
>I make a sprint for the counter to get a card
>I had $100 put up just for this to spend
>After loading the $100 on the card I squeal like a 12 year old at a Justin Beiber concert all the way to the rhythm game section
>When I get there I notice that this part of the arcade is like a ghost town
>Not a soul in sight
>"Awesome" I think to myself as I walk up to my favorite game
>Pop'n Music
>The large colorful buttons mesmerize me as they flash on the attract screen
>I swipe my card
>I put on the song "Flower" on Hyper
>I proceed to jizz myself as I beat the shit out of all 9 of those buttons
>Some time during the song, a black kid walks up to the side of the machine and stares
>"That looks easy!" He says
>The song ends about 5 seconds later
>Completed with a full groove gauge and only 10 bads
>I turn my head to the black child
>"Easy you say?" I reply
>"Yeah, it looks like a fuckin' baby game" He says
>I grin through my teeth and offer him my second song
>I put him on the same song I was just playing and on the same difficulty
>He stands in front of the cab
>"Are you ready?!" the announcer says
>He looks like he was born ready
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>get in the candy van and reach 80mph
>1 year ago
>I've been driving for 5 hours
>I step out of my car in the parking lot of a busy mall with the intent to have illegal amounts of fun at Round1
>I'm anticipating it so much that I'm shaking worse than a 90 year old meth addict
>I excitedly walk myself inside
>I find a map and figure out that I'm on the wrong side of the mall
>I suck it up and walk for about 5 minutes before making a detour through the food court and grabbing a big plate of pan fried squid
>After I eat I start walking the remaining 5 minutes
>At last...I see the glow of the neon lights around the entrance
>I start running
>I begin to hear the sound of the busy arcade
>I make a sprint for the counter to get a card
>I had $100 put up just for this to spend
>After loading the $100 on the card I squeal like a 12 year old at a Justin Beiber concert all the way to the rhythm game section
>When I get there I notice that this part of the arcade is like a ghost town
>Not a soul in sight
>"Awesome" I think to myself as I walk up to my favorite game
>Pop'n Music
>The large colorful buttons mesmerize me as they flash on the attract screen
>I swipe my card
>I put on the song "Flower" on Hyper
>I proceed to jizz myself as I beat the shit out of all 9 of those buttons
>Some time during the song, a black kid walks up to the side of the machine and stares
>"That looks easy!" He says
>The song ends about 5 seconds later
>Completed with a full groove gauge and only 10 bads
>I turn my head to the black child
>"Easy you say?" I reply
>"Yeah, it looks like a fuckin' baby game" He says
>I grin through my teeth and offer him my second song
>I put him on the same song I was just playing and on the same difficulty
>He stands in front of the cab
>"Are you ready?!" the announcer says
>He looks like he was born ready
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