>>2284969>be finnish>get shot>Jukka is being really generous tonight>can barely utter any words from the already unintelligible language I speak>Jukka says we should go fish>it's 3am so why not>go outside>blasted by -27°C winds>better get a vest>zigzag our way to the lake>it's frozen 5 meters down>Jukka goes back to get a chainsaw>he takes one step and disappears in the dark>comes back>cuts a hole in the ice>we forgot our fishing rods>decide to just grab the fish by hand>I fall in>die>when they find the body it's just tossed in a ditchSweet Finnish summer stories