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4Chan Space Program is Real

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If Nigeria can have a space program, so can 4chan.

https://www.patreon.com/4chanSpaceProgram

This is serious. This is real. In the R&D stage we have at our disposal: 2 3D printers, 0.1mm and 0.3mm precision. Unlimited ABS reels. (Cartesian and Delta): https://imgoat.com/uploads/9d4f495e87/45894.jpg

We have Numerous arduino boards, programming expertise and a small Australian (software) technology firm backing our endeavor. A cubesat is only a matter of time away.

What we need is the monetary resources to book a flight on a commercial space flight to get the satellite into a stable orbit. And of course we require a purpose for the sat. What will it transmit? What instruments will it incorporate? How long do we intend for it to last? Weeks? Months? Years? Ambition is only limited by budget and material components.

Calling on all shitlords and lazy fucks to do something real for once. Every cent will be accounted for in a monthly audit.

Get busy shitting up space, or get busy larping here and jerking off at pretend amateur porn. No amount of swastika jpegs will make the Reich real. Make it real, one dollar at a time.

Let's take our trolling into orbit.