>>22918545i'm a pretty wealthy dude. i've been doing stock trading and drug dealing to make my money. i had some broad from etsy make me a suit of armor from halo, and then had some chud mold each of the plastic pieces into metal.
i don't leave my house without this suit. when i have to go into town, i get attention but nobody actually knows what i look like. sometimes kids take pictures. they all think it's cosplay, but it's really just to keep me alive.
the gun on my thigh is real. the knife on my chest is real. the armor is the only thing that's fake, but it's still made of aluminium. light, but still a metal you don't wanna punch.
