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cant jack off anymore with right hand

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>be me
>climbing abandoned building with friends to do some grafitti
>decide to tie a rope around a pipe and wrap it around my hand when I descend from the roof into a window
>foot slips
>free fall
>rope should be stopping me but I must have given to much slack, I fall right past the window and about a third of the way down the building
>SNAP
>rope tightens and pulls my arm up in the most painful way I can imagine.
>adrenaline let me slide down the rope the rest of the way
>have ropeburn around hand, and now weeks later I still cant move my arm in a certain way that I need to for jacking off
>deux ex rope? still not sure

Thought I'd share because I thought it was funny when I realized how fucked I am