>>22937618You know, even if you do find yourself a Carmela-Without-A-Tony it doesn't matter. Because Carmela-With-A-Tony will be all like
>Tony I don't like what airsoftfatty (you) is trying to do with Carmela-Without-A-Tony. He's mistreating her. What if Carmela-Without-A-Tony was meadow? Do you want airsoftfatty bossing meadow around?Naturally Tony isn't even listening but he heard your name and Carmela-With-Tony wants you taken care of so you don't abuse Carmela-Without-A-Tony because she reminds Carmela-With-Tony of meadow and Tony's got too much shit going on to argue about it so he's just gonna get Paulie walnuts to shoot you in the dick and be done with it.
You ain't no Tony. You ain't even a Chrishy.
