>>22943435This version is now
Go to China
Find the rail station, which is now some incomprehensibly fuckhuge train warehouse that has a 1000 foot celling.
Try to complain that the entire process is nigh impossible because of Chinese currency laws but getting the help of like 2 cops and a bystander barely gets in then says "not like in the UK!!"
Walks around and everyone looks happy
He sees fuckhuge buildings with gated windows and says these kind of advancements would never happen in the Muslim immigrant filled UK
Points out place that has no history and says oooh red walls historical
Needs 2 cops and a bystander to find his hotel front desk
Gets into a fuckhuge room Look a flatscreen TV a swamp cooler AC. Look the lobby is clean
Pause to condemn those dastardly communist British bastards. This room cost 40 dollars unlike UK 100 dollars
Get on train with a shared compartment to next fucklong destination for some reason it HAS to be 8 hours away or maybe 12 nobody knows why. Compartment mate snores and farts as a boring depressing landscape passes by.
Eats some mystery meat kebab or maybe a pack of instant noodles
All whores have been banned from China so he finds old women to talk too
Says friendly old women not like the UK women
Next video more fuckhuge impersonal cities
