>>22957177>You got arrested????no lmao. A car was stopped leading up to the left turn lane at an intersection, the driver, an old man was standing outside his car. I rolled down my window to ask what happened and he said his battery/alternator died so i pulled in front of him and tried using my portable jumper, which had a charge, but his car battery just ate all the juice instantly because when he got the car on it died anyway
Two police cars pulled up and asked what was going on. One drove away to get a better jumper but we contemplated pushing the car but we couldnt get it into neutral without power. I moved my car to a nearby gas station and walked back. Then the other police car arrive. Jumped the car, but after taking it off the jumper it immediatly died. So they had a big brain idea, why dont they just leave the jumper connected and drive to the local mechanic.
So one guy (a civilian who also stepped in) drove it and one of the officers gave me a ride to the mechanic which was close to the gas station.
>>22957198>Imagine getting to be the officer that puts the pit sniffer in cuffs and brutally bends him over the hood of your patrol car. It should've been me! 
