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>be me
>8th grade
>history class, sixth period
>doing project in groups (something bout a poster of the civil war)
>desk are scattered around and joined together, so i'm not sitting at my usual desk, (this will be important later)
>Be sitting with new friend
>idea.kek
>challenge friend to swastika-drawing contest
>he accepts
>draw the best swastika in the Reich. Hitler himself could've not done it better
>almost time to be dismissed, pack my shit up
>forget to erase Swastipoo; go home
>skip next day of school because of "sick" day

That day happened to be a Friday.

>skip ahead to next monday
>be in 2nd period
>announcements play, typical gay shit
>"And also, one last thing: students, we hope you learned something from Friday, and whoever drew that inappropriate symbol, you know who you are, and we will catch you. Just come forward and you'll avoid further trouble."
>uhoh.avi
>realize i probably forgot to erase swasty
>don't panic
>good student, perfect behavior, good grades, they'll never know shit
>skip ahead to 6th period
>history teacher is the one that found the swastypoo
>she's talking about the "possible suspects" and why it was offensive blah blah blah
>"Also, anon, were you here on thursday?"
>"Uhm, yeah"
>"well, jay said that you were drawing on the desks, is it true?"
>"Uhhm, no not really, why?"
>she explains to me what happened, i play dumb and act petrified
>she still looks at me for a good second, scanning me like a robot
>she knows something is off
>she can't prove i did it because desks were scattered that day, all day
>she asks for jay to testify
>mfw jay wasn't here to testify that day

To be continued: