>>23032294I quit drinking because I kept committing felonies and getting into all sorts of shenanigans when I did. One time I woke up with my shirt and hands soaked in what I thought was blood and I was like shit nigga what the fuck did I stab someone or something?
Nah. Just drank a bunch of fruit punch monster and puked all over myself like the degenerate I was. Phew. Close one.
