>>2305934What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch eh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids onbeavers and their dams, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in moose warfare and I’m the top moose hunter in the entire country of Canada. You are nothing to me but just another moose. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet eh? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mounties and you're being traced right now so you better prepare for the , eh. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hit moose over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat with moose, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Canadian Mountie Police and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
