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How can you tell if someone is a real person or an NPC?

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:20:22 No.23059261 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:21:49 No.23059262 Report

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>>23059261
Everyone outside is an NPC unless they give you that look. If you have to ask about the look then you're an NPC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:21:58 No.23059263 Report

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>>23059261
Tattoos. Gay beard. Steroids. Gay hat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:22:59 No.23059264 Report

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>>23059261
What do they have to say, do they keep their mouth open to breathe, can they control what they put in their mouth, knowledge of the JQ and world history, true history like betrayal of Byzantine(4th Crusade) and who owned the slave ships, etc, and a ton of other things

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:23:04 No.23059265 Report

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>>23059261
Homie just got back from Turkey and vibing out. Leave him alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:23:05 No.23059266 Report

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>>23059263
oh shid i thought that was his hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:23:08 No.23059267 Report

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>>23059263
That's his hair, that's not a hat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:24:06 No.23059268 Report

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>tattoos
>broccoli hair
>uses Apple products
>drives a crossover
>uses Netflix, Spotify, Ubereats/Doordash
>freaks out if you try to discuss anything with them that isn't sports, celebrities, or TikTok

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:24:17 No.23059269 Report

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>>23059267
Looks like a chia pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:24:32 No.23059270 Report

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>>23059261
lol i mean what a sight, what he's having a better time that we are

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:24:33 No.23059271 Report

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>>23059261
Isn't that the goyim.tv guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:24:38 No.23059272 Report

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>>23059261
>How can you tell if someone is a real person or an NPC?
Ask them if circumcision is genital mutilation.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:25:01 No.23059273 Report

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Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:25:13 No.23059274 Report

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>>23059263
I don't think that's a hat, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:25:36 No.23059275 Report

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>>23059261
If they are MIGA they are an npc 100%

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Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:25:53 No.23059276 Report

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>>23059269
He looks like a Mii charachter

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/\nonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:26:21 No.23059277 Report

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>>23059261
Dude's going for the acorn look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:26:43 No.23059278 Report

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>>23059266
>i thought that was his hair
Kek. Me too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:27:59 No.23059279 Report

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PlaymobilMAXXING

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Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:28:22 No.23059280 Report

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>>23059275

All religious and political extremists are Npc retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:30:23 No.23059281 Report

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>>23059276
Insecure losers trying to hide their hair line

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:34:20 No.23059282 Report

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>>23059261
Look at their eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:37:34 No.23059283 Report

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>>23059282
What do you see?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:38:03 No.23059284 Report

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>>23059261
Walk up to them and say "who is the biggest nigger you know, faggot?" and if they do anything other than laugh and name a person, you know they're an NPC.
Oddly, this is how I found my best friend at work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:53:04 No.23059285 Report

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>>23059261
A quick first test is to check if the person understands the concept of per capita

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:53:31 No.23059286 Report

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>>23059283
a cult of personality

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:55:29 No.23059287 Report

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>>23059262
This pretty much.
I’ve resigned to the fact that like 95% of people outside are barely human.
It’s very disturbing.
I think I’m borderline. I catch myself slipping into it at times, especially when driving. Not saying I’m not paying attention or driving dangerous, but I feel my active thinking dissipate sometimes on the work commute.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 20:55:45 No.23059288 Report

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>>23059261
I'm so glad I don't leave the house anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2025 21:00:25 No.23059289 Report

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>>23059261
White guy from missouri spontaneously becomes dominican

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