Let's not beat around the bush /bant/

We all know daring is expensive. You're basically pay a woman to have sex and spend time with you. Pretty common if you're not a perma virgin.

But you're not really getting the best bang for your buck. Think about it, you're basically paying for three boring fucking holes. And sometimes you won't even get to play with all three. So why not consider dating a trap? Hear me out.

You get all the same fixings.
> nice tits
> nice ass
> company
> loyalty
> etc

Sure you've downgraded to 2 holes but you'll probably get oral and anal more often that from a girl. Plus as an added BONUS you get a nice feminine dick for good measure. It's like the whole package. All in one.

So come on. Why not try a trap today?