>>2315323>be me>junior year>american high school>completely non stereotypical>small, everyone knows each other, no real "cliques">nobody even gives a shit about the football team>still manage to be an outcast>have a small group of fellow outcasts>we really only band together because we have nowhere else to gowe have:
2 computer nerds (me & tyler)
1 drawfag (nathan)
the school shooter
1 d&d geek (who actually had his own group of friends, but they all went to different schools)
1 christfag (another nathan, we called him alex)
& that one weird kid who not even we wanted to be associated with but who hung around us anyways
>all juniors, except for school shooter and christfag (sophmores)>all of us, even weird kid, universally hate our english teacher>one day in a stroke of genius, tyler goes in to her classroom when she is out and writes "mrs. _______ eats dicks" on the whiteboard>reports back to us with the biggest shit-eating grin he can muster>we all yell variations on "you fucking retard!" and remind him that security cameras exist>he whispers "oh shit" and falls to the ground>we thought he had passed out>he hadn't, was just lying on the ground like a pussy>start convincing him he should turn himself in, lighter punishment>he doesn't even respond, just sits there in shock>inercom starts up>"[student's name] to the office, please; [student's name] to the office">tyler looks at the ceiling, confused>spends the rest of the day in fear, waiting to be called to the office>has a breakdown in math, hightails it to the bathroom before anyone notices>day ends, tyler still has not been summonedthis was friday. he spent the whole weekend freaked out. he got not a word from the school.
>monday>tyler still scared out of his mind>weird kid comes by>"hey i heard that [student who was called to the office on friday] got expelled for writing something mean on [english teacher]'s whiteboard. guess you're off the hook, tyles.">our fucking faces 
