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Story Builder Thread 2: The Squeakual

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Alright, so the first Story Builder thread I posted here went pretty alright, but it wasn't enough.

We need more shitpost stories, and at a massed rate!

http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/WritingCorner/StoryBuilder/
>It is a little known fact that emus have been watching Australia for 80 years.
>Only the thicc people believed that it was just a matter of time before emus invaded the shitposting city of Australia.

>Mei, who was a thicc person tried to warn the people, telling them their best defense was to hang condoms from the trees and gay shoes on every door knob.

>Unfortunately, no one believed Mei and when emus attacked Australia, only the thicc people survived.