>>2318986>>2318986Q: What do you call a pissed off German? A: Sauerkraut.
Q: What do you call a Blind German? A: a Not see
Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice.
Q: How do Germans tie their shoes? A: With little knotsies
Q: What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff? A: "Look, mother, no Hans!"
Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do German futbol players do so well in math? A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France? A: Germans like to march in the shade.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? A: The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
Q: How does every German joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What tea do German futbol players drink? A. PenalTea!
