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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 13:59:02 No.23240362 View View Reply Original Report

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We rest in the castle, abandoned on the hill.
Something invisible, was laying still:
A gelatinous cube, has shimmered into view.
Well have I got something just for you;
Yes, bring me my staff boys, now bring me my staff.
And when my eyes start a' glowing, don't hold me back.

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:01:04 No.23240368 Report

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WOOOOOOOOA

POISONOUS DAGGERS? AND MAGICAL LUTES?
POLEARMS AND MACES!? THE STRENGTH OF BRUTES!
BUT BRING ME MY STAFF BOYS, YET BRING ME MY STAFF!

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:02:19 No.23240369 Report

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No strength or agility, no skill with a bow...
But give me a staff and I'll disintegrate my foe.
And when the wind starts to turn,
These ogres shall burn.
So bring me my staff boys, yet bring me my staff.
Blow away the enemies, like wind 'gainst the chaff.

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:10:14 No.23240388 Report

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Of course, I have written a new fanfic, although it's not based on anything so technically it's a short story, even though it's certainly not worthy to be called that.
If I didn't delete every fanfic I write I'd have a huge bunch of them. But then I couldn't reuse the same characters for different things.
I wasn't sure if I wanted to post on /r9k/ or /bant/. And then I thought I'd rather be on a discord server so I went to /soc/ and of course yes I wanted to die looking at the discord servers. But I also want everything in this world to burn every time I look at /bant/ and /r9k/ too but I looked at the current threads and I thought at least /bant/ has ONE interesting thread I see, the one where the guy says he bumps all the bad threads. At least that's one thread made by a human with a brain and stuff, not a mindless drone.

I'm too old for social media, I'M OLD GANDALF, Who would win in a fight Megumin or Gandalf, tune in next week for the Battle thing, what was that internet show called where they animated battles like that. Like buttah, scrapped over too much bread. I just don't fit in with the garbage and I don't like it, but this is what the world is.

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Anonymous ID:vxALHD71 Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:11:27 No.23240392 Report

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megumin is so fucking flat

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:14:32 No.23240445 Report

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I geuninly want to puke, I'm so discouraged. Why would I want to stay in a world where I don't like anybody, in terms of being around them, I don't want to be around them. HAVE YOU LOOKED AROUND LATELY!?

"Well yeah, everyone leaves the internet to have real lives duuuh." Oh I see. They really enjoy their friends and wives and careers such interdasting lives ooooh OOOOOOOOOOH! I'm not kidding I might throw up in the community centre, I feel really sick. I had no internet yesterday, I haven't posted on social internet in a few days, and I certainly lost hope for it some years ago.

I should just download what I want and go home. I would like to post and share this new thing I wrote but why would I do that? And get some "kudos" on ArchiveOfOurOwn? Feel dizzy. https://files.catbox.moe/9fzcu5.mp3

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:25:36 No.23240493 Report

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Plus I don't want to encourage evil. BUT BRING ME MY STAFF! Come on boys, don't be slow, the healer has blessed us let's take on the world!

The story starts off in a slave district because of course it does I'm writing the story. Anyway the usual suspects and then we get to the Master's mansion, where eventually one will kill him and things ensue. In the slave quarters the main character's name becomes Milky when she is purchased, because she has a nice pair and will be used for her 15 year old sweet creamy milk. Because she's being raised as a maid slave, she gets thin blankets in her cage to cover the dirt ground and sleep on. So she lends one of the sheets to the half-elf slave across ehr and she ends up standing on the toilet bucket to hang herself over the night.
And then you have the second main character who becomes "Minky" because she's a beastling mink ferret girl. She's crawling along the slave tents with her toilet bucket on her head covered in filth which is a usual punishment. The point is after such things Milky gets bought with Minky and they're put in a box on the back of a carriage and taken back to the home.

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:29:31 No.23240514 Report

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One thing is pledging your soul which is an important thing in the story. Milky wants to get out of the slave market but her buyer wants her to pledge not only her life now but her afterlife as well, and because I'm so smart I already have two characters mention the Silverland being some afterlife area as they talk about because they rape the half-elf while she's hung up and talk about her getting pregnant in the Silverland, but also you get to mention how humans and elves can technically breed but the chances of it being successful are very low.
So anyway, the headslave in the mansion is very old for a sex slave, she's nearing her middle 20s. And she's very rude and bossy let's say to the other slaves but then she's told by the master she's going to be executed due to her advanced age, and this way she can prepare and await the Master's arrival in the Silverland. And this finally causes her to break her stern character a bit and she's nervous.

This is important because Minky ends up killing the Master in his sleep while Milky is there watching and doesn't really prevent it and in the end the slaves have no idea what to do, it ends up like a Weekend At Bernie's situation where they pretend the Master is alive to everyone outside and they want to rat each other out and blame this or that person, and they can easily all turn on the headslave because she had reason to kill him.
This is all prelude to finally getting out into the world to do adventuring. Oh, truly. And because Milky has pledged her soul to the Master it leads to many things going on and spiritual things especially with him dead, so on and so on. But one thing I wanted to do was try to use Milky and Minky in a way where they're not strong at all, but they survive in the world and do things despite being weak females and with no magic or anything.

Should be a good time. Probably get a lot of revenue from it.

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:34:07 No.23240532 Report

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Of course Suzaniah Dragonstone is there. (real name Susan Fickle) who I have always loved as sort of a Megumin-like character but also inspired from that one porn anime where the girl has the magic book that impresses all the villagers and there's that narrator "The fact she carries a magic tome actually means she's still a very novice wizard."

And Cinnamon. Actually Cinnamon this time will be the headslave. She does smell like cinnamon. And she was a Cleric this time who called herself a holy Paladin. ANYWAY, I can delete that whole thing now.

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:40:09 No.23240553 Report

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You may say, Aha, Fie! Fie!
And that's because you're so livid with me now, you can't speak in modern speech.

I have seen what recently? Severance, I watched both seasons, and it is something for your eyeballs to look at and it's very intriguing, it's a mystery show, and it's very good except it's way too drawn out. Especially season 2. And still there's mysteries left but I don't know. I think if you have a lot of time you could watch it. The acting and dialogue is still really good and that's important for understanding how to tell a story, because I don't talk to people I don't look at how humans interact, I guess they interact the same way they do online? I hope not. Because it's not even slightly human. But here you have a lots of human interaction even though it's a movie and it's acting and fake. Still more real than any interaction I've ever had online with all the drones right.

Then I have tried to watch Wheel of Time. It's really bad, it is so so bad. And I could explain why. But I kind of hate it and don't want to think about it.

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:46:21 No.23240584 Report

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https://litter.catbox.moe/k1das5u6ybpabft9.mp3

I did a Iseaki game on the website once with a advance choose your own adventure type thing I forget but it was interesting how the goddess worked in the thing and she had an alter-- I'd have to write a wall of text to explain it it doesn't matter I don't remember so much about it. But I did use the Succubus that I usually use. My version of the Succubus is that they stalk a man for several days slowly creeping into his dreams looking like anyone they want. and the dreams get more intense until on the sixth night, the night of the succubus where they come and drain his soul out and then his soul is kept her belly of hell fire. They survive by eating male seed but also eat the souls for power and can have multiple souls in their belly. You can track down the succubus and kill it and release the souls.
I didn't need to explain that, but I wish I had that introduction to the Isekai game thing. It was funny. I should do a Paris Pistol song for Megumin

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Anonymous ID:uCOMrBNR Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:50:53 No.23240590 Report

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meguoohmin

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:50:55 No.23240591 Report

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Now I do have to and I have downloaded the Fallout TV show. And THEN it's over right? Surely there's nothing more after that. I can focus on.... oh right.

WHO'S GOT A MUSKET OF MAJESTIC MIGHT!
NOW PARIS PISTOLE AIN'T AFRAID!
SHE'LL FIGHT EVIL ROBOT NINJA MAIDS!

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 14:57:36 No.23240603 Report

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SHE AIN'T HERE TO DO COSPLAY!
YOU WANNA KNEEL DOWN? YES YOU MAY!

TO THE STATION LET'S NOW GO DOWN!
HER GROUP IS MEETING TO DISCUS THAT CLOWN
WHO SEEKS TO CONQUER ALL THIS TOWN
BUT HE'S AGAINST THE MAHOU SHOJOU'S ULTIMATE CROWN!

A MAGICAL WHO WON'T BACK DOWN!
HER NAME IS PARIS PISTOL!

Dude I love it too much, I need to do more. The greatest thing we have right now is being able to get lyrics sung for free so well. I really am the next Tolkien, in fact my literary works as you can see are far above anything that hack fraud Tolkien wrote. Which isn't hard because he was a terrible writer like me. He was an idea's man, not a writer, his books are so bad. Because they're written the way I would write, with just tons of stuff cluttering everything and a bunch of songs too.
But I've LEARNED unlike that hack fraud. I've learned how to write properly and trim down and present things. Trimming down, or as Shakespeare said brevity is the soul of my penis, it's the advice writers have to give and something Tolkien would not adhere to. I guess I'm just better than him.

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Anonymous ID:QqlX82at Thu 04 Sep 2025 16:54:34 No.23241245 Report

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I didn't mention, the gelatinous cube, I always do mention this, I have always loved the fact that it is invisible when it's standing still, when I was a little baby reading the Monster Manual for the first time and I saw that, I was stunned and always remembered it, more than anything in the monster manual, even more than that weird tiger guy, or the giant ants, or the other nonsense creatures or the fact the book had that old smell and also piss soaked into its pages because I wet the bed while reading it.

All these things gave the book character and if your character fins an ancient tome and it's not wet with piss stains from a wizard reading it in their bed then what can I say?

And when I was a Dungeon Master oooh in highschool I suppose it was or middle I don't know, but I included the gelatinous cube and had it "SHIMMER INTO VIEW" and then someone fell down a crack and they attached cake to an arrow and rope and shot it at him, it' was a whole thing.

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Anonymous ID:/J6UIKEo Thu 04 Sep 2025 22:47:46 No.23243280 Report

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