>>23291262YE OF LITTLE FAITH... My GOD, my man, where have you BEEN...
It began weeks ago with a promise, a promise of a girl from Guatemala. She was FORETOLD to me. This became the First. Guatemala-girl.
Then through Tinder Passport, I found a Filipina, who became Philippines-girl.
And then while siting in Guatemala Tinder, I found an American on vacation, who became American-girl.
From there the ROMANCE ARC was in full motion. We quickly and SWIFTLY added Kenyan girls left and RIGHT, HEAPS full.
But then Philippines-girl disappeared, and so too did American-girl. We replaced them with tens of third worlder candidates from Kenya and Peru, and even one from Poland. The Kenyan girls were then all put in the chamber, for several reasons including ehhh, meh, and their voices all suck, plus t's Africa ffs.
Guatemala-girl then vanished from the Arc, and she was formally replaced by Peru-girl, who was better in every way. Peru-girl now, with BLITZKRIEG momentum, shot above the rest and officially became formal today.
Failed larp... pft.
