>>23296993Imagine if Paw said the price of manure was too high, and their crops were going to suffer for it, so she started eating all the fruit and beans that she could, quite frankly gorging herself, and mixing in lots of lettuce and then had a bunch of coffee with MCT oil, and she just started shitting like gallons, like so much that they have to fill up thousands of buckets, like she's making it rain, shooting it up sky-high, and Paw is just like, "Well I'll be!" and everyone in town is so excited, it's like spraying in the air like they just struck gold, but it's her feces, and the whole town is going to be saved like "It's a Wonderful Life" or some shit, and there's like heavy-ass buckets of it, and it won't stop, and she's just smiling in the glory of seeing Paw so happy, and Paw is probably going to be played by Walter Brennan I think.
