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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:10:08 No.2335120 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2335606 >>2335707 >>2337895 >>2338141 >>2338493 >>2339901 >>2340117 >>2340430

I have returned, filthy peasants. After many weeks of researching The Gay, I have determined new treatments that are more effective in curing the infected. I have also discovered many other diseases. Now tell me, what ails you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SJ+tOvAp Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:10:37 No.2335122 Report

Quoted By: >>2335131

anime

Plague Doctor

Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:11:21 No.2335131 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335122
Anime is the most pure form of joy that can exist. You are quite healthy my good peasant.

I Am Here for Digits

I Am Here for Digits ID:w7HiF3WK Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:16:45 No.2335330 Report

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My lack of digits, doc.

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:23:12 No.2335370 Report

Quoted By: >>2335539 >>2335573 >>2335639 >>2337741 >>2337884

This are the signs of The Gay. know them filthy peasants, it will save you from infection

>1. Being a gay
>2. Being any skin color other than white
>3. Having a cock in your ass
>4. Having a cock in your mouth
>5. Having a cock I your ear
>6. Having a cock in your cock
>7. Thinking of a cock other than your own
>8. Addiction to emo, goth, scene shit
>9. Liking the color purple
>10. Being married to anything other than a pureblood white woman, or a goat (goats being the most pure option)
>Exception: sex dolls are fine
>11. Liking underage boys. Underage girls are fine
>12. Having a tree grow out of your dog’s ass
>Exception: If it bears fruit the dog is fine and so are you
>13. Being a newfag
>14. Being a normalfag
>15. Being in contact with new/normalfags
>16. Extreme deficiency of digits.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iTvNo7Pa Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:31:28 No.2335421 Report

Quoted By: >>2335441

Yo Doc, I feel weird in my chest. I have continual fever, headache, chills, and weakness and one or more swollen, tender and sometimes my lymph nodes hurt more than usual.
Do I have The Gay?

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:33:09 No.2335441 Report

Quoted By: >>2335512

>>2335421
Put leeches on your nodes until the swelling goes down. If this fails, cut them open to release whatever shit you have in there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iTvNo7Pa Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:40:51 No.2335512 Report

Quoted By: >>2335519

>>2335441
I'll try, but Doc, I have to ask ya,
Do I really have The Gay?

Plague Doctor

Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:41:43 No.2335519 Report

Quoted By: >>2335559

>>2335512
I will not lie to you, it is a possibility. Continue the leeching, it may be your only hope at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2EHthaIi Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:43:44 No.2335539 Report

Quoted By: >>2335568 >>2335575

>>2335370
What about traps , are they gay ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iTvNo7Pa Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:45:23 No.2335559 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335519
Thanks Doc, I feel better already

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:45:58 No.2335568 Report

Quoted By: >>2335611

>>2335539
>Thinking of a penis other than your own.

As long as you are the trap, you are fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PTW4aUbP Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:46:25 No.2335573 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335370
> tfw Asian

Do I have The Gay doc?
Can I be euthanized?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2kRbX2UF Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:46:34 No.2335575 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335539
I can't imagine this is gay. I mean, she looks like a woman and the penis is feminine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lTf94Yck Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:47:23 No.2335584 Report

Quoted By: >>2335597

HELP ME DOCTOR
yesterday i fapped and came everywhere. A huge glob of cum oozed down my shaft, over my balls and ended up in my butthole. Will i get the gay?

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:48:43 No.2335597 Report

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>>2335584
It has had a full day to set it. It is too late to save you now. Remove your penis and have your anus sealed shut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CFH20a2J Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:50:06 No.2335606 Report

Quoted By: >>2335624

>>2335120
At last, the doctor returns to us.
Tell us doctor, what other diseases should we watch out for?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2EHthaIi Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:50:19 No.2335611 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335568
Thanks Doc

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:52:07 No.2335624 Report

Quoted By: >>2337186

>>2335606
A new infection known only as The Nig. Its symptoms are still mostly a mystery, but I will have answers for you all by tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XKX1qyfi Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:53:51 No.2335639 Report

Quoted By: >>2335646

>>2335370
doc, non-white here, how can i get cleaned off from the disease?

Plague Doctor

Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Fri 29 Sep 2017 23:55:58 No.2335646 Report

Quoted By: >>2335678

>>2335639
This depends, what is the color of your skin peasant?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XKX1qyfi Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:00:02 No.2335678 Report

Quoted By: >>2335697

>>2335646
my pigment is brown/almost white, and i have really strong caucasian traces, i decend from the portuguese and italian mostly and minor native brazilian.

do i have any chances? is there a cure? tell me doc, dont hide anything bout my condition from me.

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:01:59 No.2335697 Report

Quoted By: >>2335719

>>2335678
Your blood was tainted from the start. You have The Gay. Remove your phallic member and have your anus sealed shut.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2kRbX2UF Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:02:55 No.2335707 Report

Quoted By: >>2335797

>>2335120
Doc I need your advice. I bought an iPhone because I was kinda curious, but now I think I'm starting to like it. Is the gay overtaking me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XKX1qyfi Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:03:46 No.2335719 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335697
oh god, will do doc. thank you, i really love you. OH MY GOD ITS STARTING TO MANIFEST

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:11:38 No.2335797 Report

Quoted By: >>2335823

>>2335707
iPhones are known to spread The Gay. Destroy it at once by urinating on it. This kills the iPhone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2kRbX2UF Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:14:47 No.2335823 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335797
Will do doc. I knew this device was trouble

Sugar Queer !!dfoWVXetsfT

Sugar Queer !!dfoWVXetsfT ID:RYjofPB/ Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:35:35 No.2336070 Report

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I have an insatiable lust for sugar, can this ever be fixed doctor?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/FIQju1G Sat 30 Sep 2017 02:07:31 No.2337186 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335624
Is the Nig in any ways related to the Jap? Is the Jap better than the Nig?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NU95SWt5 Sat 30 Sep 2017 03:29:05 No.2337741 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335370
all I can get is dubs doc, do I have the gay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0RGH/Kuh Sat 30 Sep 2017 03:38:06 No.2337813 Report

Quoted By: >>2337918

Hey doc, what are your thoughts on the use of fire to burn the gay away? More or less effective than leeches/phallic removal?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UfzNCXFQ Sat 30 Sep 2017 03:49:44 No.2337884 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335370
Oh god doc! I got the gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O7l2sQAm Sat 30 Sep 2017 03:51:17 No.2337895 Report

Quoted By: >>2337928

>>2335120
Help me doc, I sat in chair that had a poop on it, my whole butt was left dirty as hell after that, I don't even know who has pooped there. Will I get The Gay?

Plague Doctor

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Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Sat 30 Sep 2017 03:53:27 No.2337918 Report

Quoted By:

>>2337813
It is effective when used properly. However it takes a lot of wood to build that many pyres, and thus is a sturdy but inefficient method.

Plague Doctor

Plague Doctor ID:T0jULaym Sat 30 Sep 2017 03:54:34 No.2337928 Report

Quoted By: >>2337957

>>2337895
Seal your anus shut as quickly as possible. Leech yourself once a day for a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O7l2sQAm Sat 30 Sep 2017 03:57:39 No.2337957 Report

Quoted By:

>>2337928
Thanks doc but it's not the first time that happens to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FXrV3ia5 Sat 30 Sep 2017 04:17:11 No.2338141 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335120
Ayy doc, I can't stop beating my meat to furry chicks, can you help?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cHw0bFtk Sat 30 Sep 2017 04:26:14 No.2338224 Report

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Doc, you have to help me.
Yesterday, as I was walking down the street, I tripped and landed on a bottle with my anus. The bottle was half full with some clear liquid. First I felt the burn, then I felt giggly and dizzy. Could it be the bottle contained the liquid Gay? What do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lkt7FQuY Sat 30 Sep 2017 04:53:02 No.2338459 Report

Quoted By:

I have AIDS, send help.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hqhq3YHN Sat 30 Sep 2017 04:56:28 No.2338493 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335120
HPV here, done my treatment and haven't had any issues with it in year, but I have a question for you doc:

Is it true that I can't have unsafe sex without risking the woman to get infected? I don't want that but I also plan to be a father one day...

I'm serious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XLfmj+II Sat 30 Sep 2017 08:17:16 No.2339901 Report

Quoted By: >>2341826

>>2335120
Doc, I've got these blue things all over me! What do I do!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pT4OOJDw Sat 30 Sep 2017 08:55:29 No.2340117 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335120
Doc is having a waifu gay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wKlikcXW Sat 30 Sep 2017 09:57:03 No.2340430 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335120
>the more you stare into the abyss. The more the >abyss stares into you.
How do you cure the gay if You got it doctor?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kRn5TreH Sat 30 Sep 2017 13:50:32 No.2341826 Report

Quoted By:

>>2339901
Eye too have a case of the small blue creatures. What is it?

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