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Anonymous ID:aV7Xmvzn Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:03:21 No.2335714 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2335739 >>2335787 >>2335791 >>2335811

My hot neighbor is having a garage sale, and I really want to go steal a pair of her jeans to fap furiously to her booty stank.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WdZHTSwJ Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:05:41 No.2335739 Report

Quoted By: >>2335784

>>2335714
Maybe you should aspire to having actual sex rather than just creepy wanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aV7Xmvzn Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:10:03 No.2335784 Report

Quoted By: >>2337759

>>2335739
No, her mom is a fat ugly cow, which means she'll turn to shit after a baby or two.

Plus she has an annoying bird that just squacks 24/7 and I don't want to her that shit while I'm balls deep in a fine ass Pollock honey.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WMpaexHE Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:10:30 No.2335787 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335714

They'll be washed. That ain't happenin.

You should be honest about you want. It might surprise you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkqZ5eW0 Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:10:54 No.2335791 Report

Quoted By: >>2336009

>>2335714
Tell her you are part of a theatre group in charge of costumes and are looking for a pair of girl's pants. She may take you to her favorite pair.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+aMeCdG Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:13:22 No.2335811 Report

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>>2335714
OP what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aV7Xmvzn Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:27:43 No.2336009 Report

Quoted By: >>2336016

>>2335791
Nigga I ain't trying to buy a pair, just snatch me a free pair. Maybe grab a shirt too for some boob sweat action.

Them being stolen is half the fun, other wise Im just fapping to garage sale junk.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkqZ5eW0 Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:28:26 No.2336016 Report

Quoted By: >>2336051

>>2336009
Who said you had to buy them? Grab them and run you retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aV7Xmvzn Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:33:11 No.2336051 Report

Quoted By: >>2336059

>>2336016
So you're saying I engage in conversation with her, have her give me opinions on which pants are the best, then steal them? That's a stupid ass idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkqZ5eW0 Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:34:04 No.2336059 Report

Quoted By: >>2336077

>>2336051
Are you scared?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aV7Xmvzn Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:36:18 No.2336077 Report

Quoted By: >>2336084

>>2336059
No, my plan was to do it in the middle of the night when no one is around.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zkqZ5eW0 Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:37:31 No.2336084 Report

Quoted By: >>2336110

>>2336077
You expect them to leave their shit out over night?

And you called my idea stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aV7Xmvzn Sat 30 Sep 2017 00:40:45 No.2336110 Report

Quoted By:

>>2336084
They do the same shitty garage sale every year, I know for a fact they will. It's already set up and it doesn't start till tomorrow.

Like I said, they do it every year and never sell anything because they price things to high and never budge on prices.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f4P6SHBP Sat 30 Sep 2017 03:30:57 No.2337759 Report

Quoted By:

>>2335784
>equating having casual sex to having a life long partner
This is why you made this post.

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